This message, sent by Stephen Shelton to the Roxette Mailing List was so great that I had to put it here!

• The latest 2-CD Roxette single was scheduled to be released next week in the UK, but radio stations have yet to get the promo single from EMI. Also, the single has not appeared in any music store databases so it appears the single will be delayed.
   

• Per and Marie are working hard on their US record deal situation. It appears that the latest album will be released in approximately 6 months!
   

• No word yet on whether or not the latest release will appear in Australia. Phone calls to EMI-Oz have not been returned.
   

• After releasing the new single in <country> with absolutely no promotional support from EMI-<country>, the single failed to chart. Executives at EMI-<country> are stumped.
   

• Roxette’s latest video has been censored by MTV and will not be seen on TV. It really doesn’t matter because the video sucks anyway. It is unknown whether or not this is just an excuse not to air Roxette material.
   

• Per is taking this month off for some well deserved rest and relaxation and will be ready to promote the new single next month.
   

• The album has just been released in <country>, but the album isn’t even being displayed in the new CD section, it is being placed in the “R” section. It seems like EMI-<country> is not planning on promoting the album.
  

ROTFL! Why would we need updates anymore?