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OH NO!
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MiracleMan said on October 5, 2003 23:14:
Somebody’s stolen ATLTK’s link!
MiracleMan said on October 5, 2003 23:27:
Is there a tally on that? I would ask, but will my mails be answered?
MiracleMan said on October 5, 2003 23:30:
Please contact me immediately!!!! If the answer should pop up anywhere.
Denstandigaresan said on October 5, 2003 23:40:
Na, just open another pointless thread about the same subject.
Pointless like this one?! :D
But what the hey, i’m bored. :(
MiracleMan said on October 5, 2003 23:43:
Does that mean I’ll be archived as well? I’ve never been archived. Well, there was that one time when I was drunk in college. But I hardly remember it and I was promised that no one would ever know. (Damn! How did they find out?)
Denstandigaresan said on October 5, 2003 23:45:
Yeah, course it will. You’ll remember that day with pride the rest of your life! ;)
MiracleMan said on October 5, 2003 23:48:
I might just be too moved for words at that moment. Will they dispense a Certificate of Archivement? I’d be ever-so-proud to hang it for the world to see.
MiracleMan said on October 6, 2003 04:32:
Sorry, just reread that. . .
A link was stolen and you chortle?
tevensso (moderator) said on October 6, 2003 13:19:
We’ve started a thorough investigation. No evidence so far. Any witnesses?
ally77 said on October 6, 2003 15:09:
@ tevensso....... okay it is a fair cop it was me.... arrest me, please arrest me...!!!??? :)
tevensso (moderator) said on October 6, 2003 15:56:
Hmm, I can’t accept any false testimonies just to get handcuffs...
MiracleMan said on October 6, 2003 17:21:
Please contact me! My handcuffs were stolen along with the link. . .
MiracleMan said on October 6, 2003 17:26:
@tevensso—How ’bout that Cirtificate? Anything available in that area of accolades?
Maybe a commerative TDR handtowel with “I Was Archived!” lovingly stitched in an elegant cursive font, a little TDR logo underneath?
Maybe a set of coasters with ARCHIVED underlined on each one?
tevensso (moderator) said on October 6, 2003 18:33:
Yes, yes, I will look into that. It’s all based upon costs of course.
Denstandigaresan said on October 6, 2003 20:22:
You’re all awful! :D But I do like you. :D:D
Miracle man... Good ideas man!
MiracleMan said on October 6, 2003 22:23:
If there’s a new classification for arses, does that mean I’ll have to change my profile? That could affect the immediate contact I’m expecting, what with that shiny new Certificate of Archivement deal in the TDR Research and Development Department. (Thanks Tevensso! You’re the best.)
DaminehGessle said on October 7, 2003 00:09:
Huh???
Is Thomas cute? sometimes I imagine him as an evil ahaha sometimes nice! Are you young? Are you old? Are you cute? Boy ofcourse.
MiracleMan said on October 7, 2003 03:17:
A lovely packet of moist towelettes, grey with ARCHIVED in bold red letters on the hermetically sealed envelope? Maybe not quite as collectable, but certainly hygenic.
tevensso (moderator) said on October 7, 2003 07:19:
Can’t speak for myself, but I’m here for you all: http://www.visakopu.net/misc/per_thomas.jpg (I’m to the left...)
antz said on October 7, 2003 07:31:
Hej Thomas! You realise that peolpe will use that photo for target practice. I know I will, as I found out I have just been archived for the very first time! (petition for Breathe on DVD -yeah I know it was a stupid idea & a bit too late).
Instead of a towel, it should be industrial strength grey tape -you know the kind, used in the movies to shut somebody up!
tevensso (moderator) said on October 7, 2003 07:44:
LOL! It’s OK. I’ll live. The reason we archived your thread was of course that since the DVD is all set a petition is kind of pointless.
DaminehGessle said on October 7, 2003 08:59:
For years, I’ve been wishing I could see Per face to face. I guess the only wish that will never come true besides seeing my dead grandma again (!!!) would be seeing Per. I wish I could see him once before I die to tell him what I always wanted to tell him. DAMN!
Jud (moderator) said on October 7, 2003 17:04:
huh!? how can you imagine Thomas evil??? @_o
Think he is a cutie anyway ;)
PS: thomas is not the only one archiving threads ;) there are other 3 ppl working on that *nanana*
DaminehGessle said on October 7, 2003 19:16:
He is not evil. I talked to him and ooo he is cute with that headphone on!
DaminehGessle said on October 7, 2003 19:17:
Judith: I guess you have this image in the back of your mind when you have never seen someone’s face but read their writings. That image could totally be wrong. I just thought he could be an evil since he archives threads. He’s never archived mine but I dunno... that imagine heehee. That imagine is gone now. Now I have the true picture in my brain :).
Denstandigaresan said on October 7, 2003 19:52:
That’s true! I tend to speak my mind on here. I’m not like it anywhere else!
I’d dread to think what people think of me, going by me on here! Oopsie!
Thomas’s newest pic is rather nice. ;););)
MiracleMan said on October 8, 2003 00:09:
I’d try to be pithy, but I’m tired and I think I’ve beaten that dead horse to a fine powder.
Hey! ARCHIVED Glue! You could use it to stick things. . .permanently. . .unmoveablby. . .stuck. . .like the links that go nowhere ’cuz. . .they’re archived. . .
I told you I was tired.
Denstandigaresan said on October 8, 2003 00:28:
MiracleMan... I think you should toodle off to bed. ;);)
MiracleMan said on October 8, 2003 02:24:
Scoff if you will, but even MiracleMen need a nap. Rest ensures more spectacular miracles.
MiracleMan said on October 8, 2003 03:01:
I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaly wanted to start a new thread after reading the recently archived multiple personality display, but I don’t have the energy to come up with a new alias.
But thanks, Ted. You’ve kept me very amused.
Personally, I think he’s trying to get enough Certificates of Archivement to wallpaper his home.
Vixzter said on October 8, 2003 06:03:
@tev: is that really you to the left in that pic? I thought you’d be the one in the pink! ;)
DaminehGessle said on October 8, 2003 10:08:
I think Per loves pink though. He’s been wearing pink for a while! Maybe he washed his white shirts mistakenly with a pink sock and now everything is pink!
Jud (moderator) said on October 8, 2003 10:39:
@ Damineh: “Judith: I guess you have this image in the back of your mind when you have never seen someone’s face but read their writings. That image could totally be wrong. I just thought he could be an evil since he archives threads. He’s never archived mine but I dunno... that imagine heehee. That imagine is gone now. Now I have the true picture in my brain :).”
>>> LOL you thought he could be an evil for archiving threads? What would the “war-men” - no need to say names - be then? :P
Poor Thomas haha or poor us the mods, I guess somebody out there also has an evil image of me :D
Denstandigaresan said on October 8, 2003 14:19:
Miracle man... I think you should get a patent on your ideas before anyone nicks them. ;)
MiracleMan said on October 8, 2003 14:29:
I’m flying to D.C. this afternoon for a few days, perhaps I’ll just drop by the patant office. . . or the National Archive. (Sorry about that. . .still a waking up. . .)
DaminehGessle said on October 8, 2003 18:50:
Hehe MiracleMan makes me smile.
Judith I dunno people always jumped at him. And knowing that I didn’t have a clue who he was, I just read the threads you know :). Not that it mattered. He is as cute as a bunny specially with the headphones :D.
You evil? no! But one thing and that’s you always disagree :). Oh well we all have different opinions on things eh.
Jud (moderator) said on October 8, 2003 19:09:
nah.. I don’t disagree always.. just sometimes :P
But now I don’t get something, what headphones??? Have I missed something? :S
Denstandigaresan said on October 8, 2003 19:13:
Judith, Thomas’s new picture on MSN, he’s got headphones on, and it’s a fiiiiine picture. ;b
Jud (moderator) said on October 8, 2003 20:26:
ah damn i only have msn 5 .. my Pentium II doesn’t like msn 6 :S
Thomas, i wanna see!! :P
tevensso (moderator) said on October 8, 2003 21:04:
Hmmm, I don’t have it here at home. It’s not THAT special...
tevensso (moderator) said on October 9, 2003 07:44:
:O http://www.evensson.com/temp/gladte.jpg I’m in a helicopter on my way from Sweden’s highest mountain Kebnekajse.
Denstandigaresan said on October 10, 2003 14:30:
Oooooh Thomas, I think you’re forming a little army of admirers here. ;) That certainly is a lovely piccie. ;)
DaminehGessle said on October 11, 2003 01:38:
I bet he likes it ;) not that it’s the first time he is hearing these complements heeh.
MiracleMan said on October 11, 2003 16:53:
SOMEONE HELP ME!
My link hs been hijacked for Picture Time With Thomas!
(I guess the horse dust needed another whack.)
@Thomas—you’re a rather photogenic fellow aren’t you? I think I’ll have to hate you for it. *a bitter tear rolls down his unphotographable cheek*
tevensso (moderator) said on October 11, 2003 17:02:
Ooops, sorry. Here, you can have it back! Let’s all look for Ted’s lost links and mail now! :D
Jud (moderator) said on October 11, 2003 17:18:
we should rename this thread into “tevensso official fanclub” :D
MiracleMan said on October 11, 2003 17:29:
NO! MY THREAD!
Please contacet me immediately! They’re trying to steal my thread now! Can anyone help me out?
Jud (moderator) said on October 11, 2003 17:41:
http://www2.dailyroxette.com/smalltalk/thread.php/9040
Solved ;)
MiracleMan said on October 13, 2003 23:30:
Six! Count ’em SIX! archivements on this page. Oooooooooo pretty! The grey kinda livens up the red and yellow scheme.
Good job mods. ;)
Anarem said on October 13, 2003 23:54:
Thomas, where can I get that t-shirt you’re wearing in that picture with Per?
tevensso (moderator) said on October 14, 2003 07:29:
Nice isn’t it? I bought it at http://www.militaryshop.se. Don’t know where they ship to, but the site may say.
Edit: Hmmm, their site isn’t the best, to say the least...
http://www.militaryshop.se/bilder/produkter/T-shirt.kronor.jpg
The pic. The shirt is available in blue/yellow (018-56), or green/black (018-57). Price is 185 SEK (US$ 20) plus shipping..
MiracleMan said on October 14, 2003 17:20:
It was rather entertaining. I got off-line for a few hours and came back to the Archival Festival. So jealous I missed it. We’ll have to do that again sometime. :D
MiracleMan said on October 20, 2003 22:03:
ATLTK’s threads were stolen again.
Iris can you hear us? IIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS!
Please contact the psych ward! Immediately!
DaminehGessle said on October 20, 2003 22:09:
hahaha
ally what happened last night ;)?
What’s up with Ted?
Tevensso I am still waiting for my T-shirt mate. I paid the membership fee. All I asked for was your autograph and a t-shirt. Is that too much to ask for?
Denstandigaresan said on October 20, 2003 22:10:
Is Anybody therrrrrrre, is anybody thhhhheeeeeeerrrrrrre.
Darn that little Archive gremlin eh? Little minx, he ain’t half getting around! Tsk!
Denstandigaresan said on October 20, 2003 23:06:
Na... the light didn’t flicker... the table didn’t shake... bladebla.
Pity. :(
tevensso (moderator) said on October 21, 2003 13:32:
Judith is the boss of my fc. :) I’m just the ummmm, me.
Oh, and I haven’t seen Iris, have any of you??
DaminehGessle said on October 21, 2003 18:41:
Seems like Judith has run away with all the money! Yoohoo?
Denstandigaresan said on October 21, 2003 18:50:
OMG! Now Judith has got lost? NOOOOOO. :’-( There is something seriously spooky going on around here.
Come to think of it... I didn’t get my membership pack... Oh no, I remember, it was the wrong address details I gave.
MiracleMan said on October 21, 2003 23:43:
The only time Iris emailed me, she said she had your membership pack and was looking through it while she went through the stuff she’d stolen form someone’s car.
Vixzter said on October 24, 2003 20:26:
Since the start of septmber ted and his alter ego have had (this was a quick count) a rough total of 13 topics archived.
LaMan said on October 24, 2003 22:30:
great pics tevensso. Per looks really good on pink. How old are you tevensso?
MiracleMan said on October 25, 2003 00:50:
September—that’s about when I first started in here. . .
I’ve come to look forward to a gray bar with his topic frozen in time for all posterity. I’m always shocked when his threads AREN’T archived.
Ya gotta give the guy somemething! If not the Certificate of Archivement, then an honorary archive mascot position.
He’s tenacious and curious and types just as bad as coyboy, and makes us laugh and rant and rage. . .and sometimes—yes even sometimes—it appears that the thread is a genuine starter.
So, to him, the CofA mascot. . .
And an electroshock device that zaps the shit out of him everytime he clicks the START NEW DISCUSSION link. (It might make him a bit more cautious about that thread idea that’s burning a hole through his fingers.)
MiracleMan said on November 2, 2003 17:27:
It’s like the virus from 28 Days Later. . .luizferndando can’t find two someones now. It’s spread internationally, no one is safe. Everybody get you spikes and baseball bats. YOU’RE NEXT!
MiracleMan said on November 4, 2003 06:31:
Is England available for quarantine? What are you guys doing with the Isle of Wight?
Vixzter said on November 4, 2003 06:54:
oooohhhh..... The Isle Of Whight is free if you wanna use it ;)
Denstandigaresan said on November 4, 2003 13:23:
Isle Of White is disappearing into the sea. I used to go there as a kiddy. Blackgang Chine has long since been munched up by the sea. :(
MiracleMan said on November 4, 2003 18:24:
Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. . . that was the best thing to brighten my blackening day.
If you’re not careful, a little island off the southern coast of England will be your new home. And I’ve heard it’s sinking faster than Venice.
@Mods—givien any more thought to that electroshock device I mentioned?
Denstandigaresan said on November 4, 2003 18:54:
Anyone gonna phone that number on that pet god thread? I wanna know if it’s a sex line or what. ;)
Hopefully that will be edited or archived. Phone numbers and all on a public board. If it’s dodgy and some dear old person gets phone calls from Roxette fans having lost their pets. :/
MiracleMan said on November 5, 2003 23:26:
Phone number? You actually read enough to see a phone number?
MiracleMan said on November 5, 2003 23:28:
I TOLD YOU IT WAS SPREADING!!!!! Someone get the Isle of Wight ready and I’ll scrounge up some sharp thingys and a helicopter.
Denstandigaresan said on November 6, 2003 02:06:
I read the WHOLE thing??? What does that say about me?? ;) *Either i’m easily suckered in, or extremely bored* I’ll take the latter. ;)
Denstandigaresan said on November 11, 2003 19:57:
MM, hers was archived at her request. ;) The infection hasn’t spread to her yet. ;)
Denstandigaresan said on November 11, 2003 22:06:
MM... Another LOOKING FOR!!!!! It’s SPREADING!!!!! ;)*
*Yes, I am bored.
Denstandigaresan said on November 16, 2003 16:55:
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST... DUMDUMDUM...
Hehehehehehahahahahahaha*Struggles to breath*
MiracleMan said on November 16, 2003 20:27:
Here I’m too. (Why are we talking like Yoda?)
And, ATLTK—they snatched another thread form you! How can you stand for that? And can you send us a schematic of your keyboard? We have some thoughts about getting it. . .uh. . .rewired so it will shock the shi—um. . .be. . .more effevtive when you want to communicate. . .Yeah! That’s it. How about it? Just a little one. . .
Denstandigaresan said on November 16, 2003 22:38:
@MM... did you make a typo on purpose? ;)
Ted... read over your post before submitting. Maybe then, you wouldn’t get so much hassle about it?
zaine said on November 17, 2003 17:58:
” effevtive “
I’d just agree that it was meant to be there. to enhance the point you were making ;P
*proof reads.... and posts*
MiracleMan said on November 17, 2003 18:32:
I’ll go along with that. ;D
BTW—I just made a connection:
ATLTK=Always The Last To Know
LOL!!!! That explains EVERYTHING!
Denstandigaresan said on November 17, 2003 21:45:
See, Zaine spotted it too. ;) Or, are we just naturally picky now? :S
MiracleMan said on November 17, 2003 23:45:
Of course that was on purpose. . .
*Pointing to the corner* Oh Look! Something shiny! *Makes a hasty exit.*
Denstandigaresan said on November 19, 2003 16:22:
Another looking for thread MM... GET YOUR SPIKE!!!
zaine said on November 19, 2003 17:30:
*still hasn’t found shiny object*
I found a button, some string, a wallet and a toothbrush, but no shiny thing. MM, did you lie to me? :’(
Denstandigaresan said on November 19, 2003 19:39:
I can see another lovely shade of grey appearing soon. ;)
MiracleMan said on November 19, 2003 23:35:
@DEN—They can’t archive EVERYTHING the man writes. It’s tempting, I’m certain.
@Zaine—was there any money in that wallet? I think it’s mine. . . and the button. And did anyone find the bag of Oreos?
MiracleMan said on November 19, 2003 23:36:
Zaine. . . is that chocolate cookie in the corners of your mouth? Hmmmmm??? :(
MiracleMan said on November 20, 2003 04:49:
SPIKES TO THE READY FOLKS!
ALERT THE TROOPS ON THE ISLE! WE GOTS US ANOTHER INFECTED!
zaine said on November 20, 2003 17:21:
certainly isn’t a chocolate cookie MM!!
*look over there, an elephant is wearing a hat*
>runs away<
MiracleMan said on November 20, 2003 18:23:
*Looking about for the elephant. . . * Hmmm. That’s strange. . .
zaine said on November 20, 2003 18:30:
MM, there he goes *points to window* he’s flying away in that tiny green aeroplane...
MiracleMan said on November 22, 2003 00:29:
HEY! I saw him! But that could just be the acid I dropped.
Denstandigaresan said on November 24, 2003 20:49:
2 more pretty shades of grey! :D:D
Ooh, adds that little bit of class to the orange and reds. ;)
MiracleMan said on November 25, 2003 05:09:
I rather think it spruces up the page a bit myself.
Usually the threads give me a chuckle, but that was just sad, sad, sad. He’s like a puppy getting his nose smakced with a rolled-up newspaper, then getting his nose rubbed in his own poo for shitting in the same spot. Bad, bad puppy indeed.
Thank God he’s not an elephant.
MiracleMan said on November 27, 2003 00:17:
BTW—Has anyboy gotten any posters? There really ought to be posters. CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY!
Denstandigaresan said on November 27, 2003 00:35:
Oh dear god, won’t somebody think about the poor posters. ;)
By the way, has anyone got any posters for the anyone got any posters campaign?
MiracleMan said on November 27, 2003 02:47:
And Spooky was archived too! Anyone got a poster of that? Email does not work!
MiracleMan said on November 29, 2003 19:31:
Now Ferdan has an archived thread. I’m starting to get jealous.
MiracleMan said on December 5, 2003 00:57:
DEN—Get some money and your passport and meet me at the airport. They’re calling the fuzz on us for being flippant with the xmas thread. No time to discuss! Just get your things and run!
ROXIEBABY16 said on December 5, 2003 03:53:
*grabs a mirror and shines it in the general direction zaine is looking then decides it’ll be more fun to blind MM before he gets to the airport*teehee...*sneaks back out to her lurking spot*
~*Babie*~
Denstandigaresan said on December 5, 2003 11:13:
MM...NOOOOO... *Grabs disguise and heads for airport*
Na, afraid i’ve adopted a hard crust now... Seems a lot of people have a holier than thou attitude on here eh?
And how utterly repetitious are the threads getting?
ROXIEBABY16 said on December 5, 2003 14:44:
@Den...it always gets repetitious around here during the holidays...people are just too busy to think of something more interesting to say or talk about...but then after the holidays everyone comes back with bad holiday stories and laughs for the whole crew *grins* which i love hearing....
hmmm I wonder if my blinding trick worked....
*~Babie~*
MiracleMan said on December 5, 2003 18:26:
DAMN! MY EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEES! *stumbling over the furniture*
I’ll get you for this Roxie! As God is my witness, come Hell or high water, if it’s the last thing I do, I’ll see you rot—
Oh—I can see now.
*dashes for the door, trips on a magazine on the floor. . .*
MEDIC!
ROXIEBABY16 said on December 5, 2003 20:58:
*laughs evilly and puts my finger to my lip with the look of innocence* who me? lil ole me?? but im the babie you can’t hurt me....*picks up the magazine and begins to read it* not sure i wanna know how big your pee puddle is.........thats kinda gross......but oh well...where Vix when ya need something mean to say that’ll start a nice flame??>:)
O:) ~*Babie*~ O:)
MiracleMan said on December 5, 2003 23:39:
Haven’t you heard? Even the mildest jests are labeled as hate crimes these days. (Not by me—I’d like for Vixie to take whack. She makes me laugh, she does.)
*edited for spelling
Vixzter said on December 7, 2003 14:29:
What did I miss? who wants me to start a flame war ?? ;) give me the amunition and I’ll fire first ;)
MiracleMan said on December 7, 2003 20:44:
Vixzter—I believe she’s looking to take a bash at me. But I can fix her little red wagon: I cancelled that magazine subscription. And when I babysit, I have a pillow that will quiet noisy children.
Den—Sorry, Miss Eternal, but I reread this post and thought better of it—I know, I was completely shocked too.
But if I think hard, I can make your next post fit:
*deep thinking, power surge—Eureka!*
Denstandiga said she really had to use the loo, and the sofa cushions are soaked with urine! And there are no pets in this thread.
(Is that better?) Mwahahahahahahahahah!
Denstandigaresan said on December 7, 2003 21:54:
OJ! Don’t tarnish me with the same brush mister! I wasn’t taking the piss?! :O
MiracleMan said on December 8, 2003 14:12:
I’ve got a special outfit for just for those ocasions. . . *growls* ;)
MiracleMan said on December 8, 2003 18:28:
Den Standiga Resan=The Eternal Journey
And I’m hopped up on crack. Why do you ask?
MiracleMan said on December 8, 2003 18:30:
And Den—Why do nto you return my mails? Does it not work? Contact me immediately! ;)
Denstandigaresan said on December 8, 2003 19:06:
Ahh, I thought you were being sarcastic! ;)
Oh, MM... i’ve not received any e-mails from you? Your mail doesn’t work. ;)
MiracleMan said on December 9, 2003 00:15:
Well, I did mail you and used the aol address in your stats, so i think you emails do not work. :)
I didn’t send it as MM, though. I used my factual actual name. Look for a D.
Denstandigaresan said on December 9, 2003 00:34:
Ahhh... if I don’t know the address, it goes off to e-mail heaven. ;) I’m sorry. :(
Or are you one of these people offering me a penis enlargement, or viagra? :D
E-mail me again... and put your name in the subject line or something like. ;)
I’m not a stubborn, argumentative cow in real life. All this negative energy on here of late, has created a crust around my brain. :S
Denstandigaresan said on December 9, 2003 01:15:
I don’t like it anymore. This is full of big scary people. :( ;)
I’m having my ’I really couldn’t give a donkey doo’ week this week. It’s nearly that time of the month! :D
Make a few enemies along the way like eh. And then suck up next week when the flags have flown! ;)
I AM PRE-MENSTRUAL WOMAN. HEAR ME ROAR.
*But please don’t hit me*.
Whatever is said on a message board is completely impersonal and can easily be disregarded.(I stole that I did! ;))
MiracleMan said on December 9, 2003 01:32:
I’m rather amused, then scared, then confused. Can I get you some chocolate for your PMS?
MiracleMan said on December 9, 2003 01:44:
I resent it. Not resent as in am not happy and hate it, but as in I sent the e-mail again.
CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY! Mails work!
(Oh, I’m taking a piss now. Maybe it was me on the couch. Gotta remember to wear adult diapers if I do that from now on.)
Denstandigaresan said on December 9, 2003 01:56:
GEEZ MM, that’s a long e-mail! :S
I shall read and reply tomorrow. It’s late and my brain isn’t functioning.
For the record though, I live in *Plymouth, Devon... which is right next door to that, “that bit in the lower western corner that I can’t recall the name, Cornwall”! That did make me chuckle. :D
(*That isn’t a cue for all you, ’I hate Manda’ campaigners to come knocking on my door!)
I think I should change my nick to, I HATE EMI... cause seems people think I like them. Hmmmmm. *Tosses another EMI CD into air and pulls trigger*
Denstandigaresan said on December 9, 2003 01:59:
OJ... GIMME SOME CHOCOLATTTTE.
*Raids Advent calendar*
MiracleMan said on December 9, 2003 23:30:
Den—I see what you mean now about scary people. It’s a bit overheated in the Roxette forum just at the moment.
Denstandigaresan said on December 9, 2003 23:42:
Yes, ’tis. :D
Did you get my e-mail? I would’ve started a thread about it, but thought better! ;)
MiracleMan said on December 9, 2003 23:47:
Not as yet, but it seems to take a while. A friend in Sweden e-mail me yesterday afternoon, but I got it sometime in the morning. Not sure why it takes that long, but it’s quicker than snail mail, so I won’t complain.
Denstandigaresan said on December 10, 2003 15:12:
Na, just had a cup of tea, and a black treacle biscuit. YUM!
Hope you got the mail, I never saved draft... and it was loooong!
MiracleMan said on December 10, 2003 18:37:
Mail works! Thanks. I’ll respond to it later—I’m on my lunch break from work this hour, and as we had our first significant snowfall, the roads are all slush and ice and it takes me a bit longer than to ge to and fro and I’ll need to get back on the road in the next fifteen minutes. It’ll be this evening before I can get back to it.
I was reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaally late this morning: I use the radio to awaken and the station I have it set on was not on the air—nothing but loud silence. By the time I awoke, I was already 8 minutes late. Nice to sleep in an extra hour, though.
MiracleMan said on December 11, 2003 00:57:
Snow was sloppy by the afternoon. Now the sun has gone down and its frozen over. I ended up making up that hour I missed and then some this evening. The parking lot was an ice rink. I skated all the way to my car.
Gonna deck the halls tonight, I think. Got out all the trimmings last night, just have to motivate myself.
Denstandigaresan said on December 11, 2003 16:50:
We put our tree up yesterday. It’s all we’re doing this year.
Not feeling very christmasy, but looks all purdy. :D And we’ve got twinkley lights this year. Oooh. :D
MiracleMan said on December 11, 2003 18:25:
Decked to the gills last night. I forget how long that takes every year. Glads it’s done. Put me in the mood for the season. Now to get out and do some shopping. . .
Denstandigaresan said on December 12, 2003 00:10:
OH NO... someone has it in for me... INFORRMMMMEEE, INFORRRMEEE, they’ve all got it INFORRRRMMEEEEE.
Quite odd, I don’t have an attitude until I come here. MM, you’re a bad influence. ;)
MiracleMan said on December 12, 2003 02:51:
Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Now moving on to Phase 2. . .
ally77 said on December 12, 2003 09:25:
Awwwww bless the both of you... I love all those witty comments you two come up with in your long evenings online... ;) so sweet....
Denstandigaresan said on December 12, 2003 11:20:
Sweet?? SWEET?? The man has corrupted my innocent mind. :( ;)
MM... phase 2?? Ohhh Noooo. *Slightly worried look on face, turning into fear*
ally77 said on December 12, 2003 20:53:
Awww MM is a class guy... and such a sense of humour.. that at the moment seems to be lacking on these boards.. ;)
MiracleMan said on December 13, 2003 05:01:
Ally, Dear–having a mini-holiday to visit with a friend who’s moving to Texas, or else I’ve chimed in a looooooooooooong time ago. Never mind I had to drag her happy ass two thousand miles to get back to Missouri. My friend, that is.
What a busy day! I leave for a few hours and there’s a pissing contest.
Denny-Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just bring out the best in people. Everbody has a smart-ass comment deep inside, clawing to get out. Mine are free-range.
MiracleMan said on December 13, 2003 05:04:
OH NO! *jarringly horrendous crash of the thread being pulled back to the original topic.*
Another thread bites the dust! (And I’m jealous.)
Okay–we can go back to what we were doing. . .
ally77 said on December 13, 2003 09:26:
I am just out of witty comments right now.. the drink killed my brain cells...
Denstandigaresan said on December 13, 2003 14:21:
#Show me the way to go hoooome, i’m tired and I wanna go to bedddd, I had a little drink about an hour ago, and it’s gone right to my headdddd#’hck.
I drunk loads last night, but didn’t induce that mind numbing feeling I expected. ’kinel. :(
MiracleMan said on December 13, 2003 22:40:
Den–I responded to the last thing you e-mailed me, however, this *#!% computer ate it. I actually don’t know how people deal with a PC. GIVE ME A MAC ANYDAY! The upswing to that is I’ll respond when I get back to a computer that doesn’t rely on hamsters and elves to get something done.
Denstandigaresan said on December 13, 2003 23:39:
Bloomin’ pooters!
I’m getting myself in a tiz. I’m wanting a CD burner, but these speed things... 52x... the discs for 52x are ’kin’spensif! Been told I can slow the burner down in the software and use cheaper discs. But still confused! :(
PC’s i’m ok with software as such... hardware... PFFT! Fitting ram is as far as my knowledge goes!
Denstandigaresan said on January 3, 2004 01:35:
OH NO! Per is loosing his hair! WON’T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT HIS HAIR!! :rolleyes:
It’s the end of the world as we know it! ;)
MiracleMan said on January 11, 2004 23:38:
And it happens again. . . as I was out in the real world yesterday, I don’t quite get why there are two of the same topic started by Ted, but then I never understand that anyway.
MiracleMan said on January 21, 2004 02:20:
Jesus, Den, you startin’ a religious war over there? Is it me or does it seem that bar is whiter than usual?
Denstandigaresan said on January 21, 2004 15:23:
WTF?? After all that the other people wrote, i’m getting the blame!?!? How does that work then...
I actually tried to stick up for that ewerrwhatist, saying about I think he means trying to take the name in vain thing, which I understand would cause offence...
The nasty stuff others wrote, yet what I put was singled out??! Sheeeet.
MiracleMan said on January 21, 2004 18:38:
Crakin’ me up, Denny. Or is that MR. Denny? Yeah, it sees like whatshthename asked a question but didn’t want ANY discussion about it. . . All I gained was lyrical clarity over the Jesus/cheeses thing. Religion and politics—the no-nos of polite conversation.
Denstandigaresan said on January 21, 2004 19:56:
Indeed!
Although, I think I would look fetching as a blokey!
MiracleMan said on February 1, 2004 00:00:
HEY! My posts were edited out of a thread! That’s very interesting. I’m a little surprised and a little bit giddy at the prospect of being removed a thread. Nothing incindiary in the posts. . . a bit on the confused side.
MiracleMan said on February 1, 2004 16:33:
AND IT’S BACK (The Look Sharp Cover/TDR design thread from lawyer)
I’m so confused. . . I posted yesterday, then later when I was on the boards, it was gone. Now it’s back with other posts after it! I’m so confused. . . edit, no edit—I think they’re trying to gaslight me! Well it takes more than that to bring down THIS Magnificent Bastard!
MiracleMan said on May 30, 2004 23:34:
IT’S SOOOOOOOOOO GREY (AND WHITE).
THE HORROR!
THE BEAUTY!
THE BEAUTIFUL HORROR!
MiracleMan said on May 31, 2004 17:21:
Beautiful, beautiful horror.
I guess the mods got a case of the ass with our Multiple Personality Loud/Small Talking Olympian. That e-mail to Thomas was a treat, though.
It was rather pithy. Or do I mean pissy?
MiracleMan said on June 2, 2004 21:46:
Paris went grey while I was responding to another thread! Amazing (in the ordiary sort of way flowers bloom every spring kind of amazing, not like water into wine amazing)
All I suggested was that someome try to appear the least bit sympathetic to a horrible situation and not sound like a damned idiot. Then they took it and ran.
And folks complain there’s no excitement in the place these days.
By the way, mods (even though no one but Zaine and Den read this. . .) how’s the Certificates of Archivement coming along?
Denstandigaresan said on June 2, 2004 21:51:
(even though no one but Zaine and Den read this. . .)
Nyhahaha! It’s what having no life does to you!
Denstandigaresan said on June 3, 2004 12:41:
;)
Not implying you don’t have a life of course!
I don’t have one... *sigh*
MiracleMan said on June 3, 2004 13:15:
I prefer to think you’re the most discriminating of paricipants. Others are too confused to respond. And now we hane our own private thraed. We should come up with a secret handshake and rituals and stuff. Ooooo! We can cuss like sailors and nuns and no one’s here to stop us!
*looking over his shoulder*
TITS! TITS! TITS!
zaine said on June 3, 2004 16:19:
LOL MM you fool!
kachina, this thread is about... um... I forget... :S
MiracleMan said on June 3, 2004 17:43:
It started as a poke of fun about ATLTK’s nonsense and his Achievements in Archivednessitude. Then it just sort of rambled from there.
Now we’re plotting a revolution. With lots of dirty words.
ASS! ASS! ASS!
MiracleMan said on June 3, 2004 17:56:
Mahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Welcome to the Brotherhood. *makes obscure, wild hand gestures*
Holy crap! I think that was vogueing. . .
*Note to self: try to come up with a better handshake for The Brotherhood*
purplemedusa said on June 3, 2004 17:58:
...mmm hairballs! Someone’s been at it with the carpet again!
purplemedusa said on June 3, 2004 18:01:
oops... ^^that was posted in the wrong thread^^... oh so blond!
MiracleMan said on June 3, 2004 18:05:
I’d love to rummage along with everyone, but I need to get back to work as I’m late already and I seem to have offended someone in another thread. Baaaaaaaaaaaad MM. Bad.
purplemedusa said on June 3, 2004 18:05:
No DSR... that’s way to S&M-ish => something more underground!
Denstandigaresan said on June 3, 2004 18:10:
Whaaaat?? Where? Whoooo. YOU?? Nooooo, never!
PM: Is this NOT the S&M forum?? Wow, my bad!
*Backs off slowly, turns and runs*
MiracleMan said on June 3, 2004 21:54:
Den—in the Guess Who thread. . . I’m going to asusume that I was severly misunderstood.
And I’m fine with the nipple thing. . . just no tweeking anything else. Well, maaaaaaybe not anything else. I’ll try anything once. Twice if I like it.
Denstandigaresan said on June 4, 2004 12:26:
WAYHEY!! Have it!!!! ;)
I wouldn’t believe for a second you’d offend someone in a nasty way. :(
Ah well. I still like ya! ;)
purplemedusa said on June 4, 2004 17:41:
Rather impressive that this tread hasn’t been archived yet... not that I want it to be!
PS... no one’s touching my nipples - I’ll byte to keep you off ’em!
tevensso (moderator) said on June 4, 2004 20:34:
Well, so far I think this thread is doing foine. :)
Denstandigaresan said on June 4, 2004 20:42:
Even if we’re nipple tweaking? ;)
Could get nasty! ;)
*Mmmmmm, I like nasty* ;)
MiracleMan said on June 7, 2004 17:21:
*covers nipples and looks around for so-called “adults”*
Damn! What’s the point of being a secret society if the establishment’s not gonna threaten to shut us down! Can’t fight “The Man” under these conditions. Well, I’ll guess the plans for world domination will have to wait.
kachina008 said on June 7, 2004 19:19:
“come pinky, we have to prepare for tonight.”
“why, wha’ are we doin’ tonight, brain?”
“the same thing we do everynight, pinky. TRY AND TAKE OVER THE VVOOOOORRRLLLLDDDDD”
purplemedusa said on June 7, 2004 19:28:
It sounds like a plan - I’ll be taking control over anything purple... will just have to get a couple of assholes to pick out all the purple M&M’s, first!
Oh... and anyone seen with purple clothing would be up for life imprissonment! The color purple would become sacred & I’ll be the purple god!! Is that a deal?
Come-on guys, own-up your part of the universe!!
MiracleMan said on June 8, 2004 17:33:
I’m THIS CLOSE to being declared St. Daniel The Magnificent Bastard. . . Got the 3 miracles—and that faith thingy is optional isn’t it? I’m this close. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIS CLOSE.
I’ve petitioned the vatican, but the Pope seems to be busy with something else at the moment.
Denstandigaresan said on June 8, 2004 18:37:
So, when you’re all high and mighty, will you still grace us with your presence?
Or will you be too busy being fed grapes by nekkid women? ;)
MiracleMan said on June 8, 2004 22:28:
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. . .
I’m not into flagellation. (At least not self induced).
I’m not into abstinence, not matter how it’s spelt.
And I think I’d implode with a mighty mushroom cloud if I tried to keep silent.
So yeah, I’ll be around. It will always help to have muckity-muck on your side.
(Lovely picture of debauchery, though. I do like grapes.)
MiracleMan said on February 17, 2005 06:23:
Why the hell wasn’t this archived? Got pretty racy there for a bit.
DENSTANDIGA! WHERE ARE YOU? I’ve missed you. . .
purplemedusa said on February 17, 2005 14:34:
Denny hope u gave up that search for em’ Oreos *gives a guilty glance*
It’a bout time this topic see some action... so lets close those blinds, switch off the lights & screw like 16year-olds!!!
ally77 said on February 17, 2005 15:18:
Aww Manda is around! :) come out come out wherever you are...
Denstandigaresan said on February 17, 2005 15:56:
Dude, i’m still here. Just don’t grace the board with my presence much nowadays. I is a working laaadeeee now! Plus, I had forgot about this thread! My bad. :(
How are ya matey? :D
MiracleMan said on February 17, 2005 18:48:
*Snoopy dancing*
DENNYDENNYDENNYDENNYDENNY! Good to see you’re contributing to society these days. I is fine and my nipples are primed for tweeking.
Okay everyone, synchrocnize your ovaries staaaaaaaaartiiiiiiing. . . NOW!
Denstandigaresan said on February 17, 2005 19:47:
*Tweek, tweek* Damn, I missed those nipples of yours. ;)
[Random on]I’m sat here umming and aahing whether I can be bothered to go pick friend up from work tonight. I am knackered!
*Sigh* Here’s me thinking these 2 weeks I had off from work would help me recharge my batteries, but i’ve been more tired than ever this past week![Random off]
purplemedusa said on February 17, 2005 20:58:
Oouch Denny! That was my nipples... fink we better switch on those lights!!
MiracleMan said on February 17, 2005 23:36:
And me with my lonely, lonely nipples.
Ah—vacationing can be sooooo tiring. Just when you throw away your schedule, you have to start adhering to it again.
*switches off lights*
*tweeeeeek*
Denstandigaresan said on February 19, 2005 01:08:
Sorry purps man. ;)
I picked friend up last night, good girl I am... but I didn’t tonight, was too busy building my new pc desk. :D
Was gonna be going cinema, but couldn’t be bothered... Lazy beyatch. :D
Been sooooo busy today, and will be again tomorrow... roll on work monday! LOL!
MiracleMan said on February 25, 2005 00:38:
Speaking of work—what a looooooooooooooooooong weeks it’s been.
And to tp it off, I found out yesterday that one of the cleaning crew has been using my cubicle to take naps in the evening. Unsettled me a little. The man’s a bit creepy and who knows what else he’s been into in there. Not that I have anything to get into really, but still. . .
MiracleMan said on March 16, 2005 23:16:
LOL! This thread is a STITCH!
http://www2.dailyroxette.com/smalltalk/thread.php/12637
Sucha fuss. . .
MiracleMan said on October 15, 2005 06:48:
OH NO! (Golly what fun this thread was!)
Madness is gaing a foothold here in the forum once again: Old wounds being brought up (why?) and Chippy, bless his heart, trying to win a world record I think he’s already lost. Where’s Ted with a poster request when you need him?
*secret handshake*
Leaving the nipples alone for the moment, by the way. They’re for the baby.
MiracleMan said on October 16, 2005 16:35:
Thought Denstandiga might come out of hiding for this one. . Miss you Denny. . .
nicci_The-Look said on October 16, 2005 16:47:
I didn’t meant to Ans here but what happend, I did and I have absoulutly nothing to say
Does this only happen to mee ;-S
No I have atleast said something but can I delete it looks wicked ;-)
MiracleMan said on October 20, 2005 00:07:
Yes it was! I’ve just reread the whole thing. *singing Memories* And I miss Denstandigaresan.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Where art thou?
Nicci—Be wicked, that why it was started.
FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT:
It started out as a response to a glut of archived threads, and I, being the ass that I can be started taking a piss. That led to a discussion on prizes for archived threads. Then it got rather silly, then snarky, then silly again, and then folks didn’t know what the hell the thread was about so it became an injoke sort of thread. Anyone can play. . .
MODERATORS—anything doing about the Certificate of Archivement things yet? It’s been 2 years. . . maybe a commerative mint packet?
RobS said on October 20, 2005 09:43:
Thanks for the heads up about the thread. :-)
I read a page or two, and couldn’t make sense of it!
...and still can’t :-P
ally77 said on October 20, 2005 12:43:
Awwww Manda is around trust me :) but she’s just so busy working she don’t have the time to pop in here as often, but I can confirm she is alive and kicking (just, like me!!!)
Denstandigaresan said on October 5, 2003 23:24:
We should contact the Guinness book of records... ’Person to have the most threads archived ever, in the history of www’. ;) Mwhahaha!