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NEW Government tax on Penis's
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steven said on September 19, 2005 19:03:
The only thing that the Government has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it’s hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it’s hard up, 20% of the time it’s pissed off and 10% of the time it’s in the hole. It has two dependents, but they’re nuts.
Effective January 1, 2006, penises will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10”-12” Luxury Tax
8”-10” Pole Tax
5”-8” Privilege Tax
4”-5” Nuisance Tax
Males exceeding 12” must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4” is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
coyboyusa said on September 20, 2005 13:05:
they should tax the vagina because it consumes alot of paper goods it also prodouces other infestations which tax local economies, but then again since a womb could be used as a business to mass prodouce humans it woudl probably be elligble for tax breaks under bush so maybe its a waste of time
LittleSpooky said on September 19, 2005 19:17:
*lmfao*