steven said on March 22, 2005 18:05:

Just for fun :)

The England rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Andy Robinson immediately suspended practice while police and forensic investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again

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Andy Robinson takes the England Team out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position. So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.

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The English Rugby Union are making available a help-line for fans who are disappointed with their national team’s recent performance. The help-line number is: 0800 10 10 10.

That’s 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!

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Saddam Hussein has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad. To prove that the appearance was not pre-recorded, Saddam stated that he “watched the rugby on Saturday and England were cr*p .” UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the last 2 years.

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There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen with the naked eye from space... The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on it’s heels is the GAP IN THE England defence.

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What’s the difference between the England team and an arsonist?

An Arsonist......wouldn’t waste 17 matches!!