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Wacko Jacko jokes
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LaMan said on June 2, 2003 14:17:
MICHAEL JACKSON JOKES
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
A: It’s called, “The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They’re both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in !!
Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys’ pants were half-off !!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They’re both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q:Why isn’t all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn’t mind reaching bottom.
Q:What’s Michael’s favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: Why are Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
A: Because they aren’t his!
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
‘What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.
‘Who’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.
‘What does Michael call an orgy?
~A fruit salad.
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coyboyusa said on June 5, 2003 12:46:
what dou get when u mix george michales and a toilet
incarceration
LaMan said on June 9, 2003 09:02:
How does Michael Jackson know when it’s bedtime at his Neverland ranch?
- When the big hand is on the little hand.
ok this one wasn´t very good.
wendy said on June 9, 2003 09:33:
Michael Jackson is a stupid!!!!
I feel really sorry for his poor kids,how can someone be so cruel??
derek said on June 10, 2003 19:47:
other jokes.chinese proverbs
virginity like bubble.one prick.all gone
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
panties not best thing on earth.but next to best thing on earth
man who drives like hell.bound to get there
man who stand on toilet is high on pot
man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
Stormkeeper said on June 15, 2003 19:01:
Scroll down slowly.
A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following
items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and
some Wagon Wheels. As she turns he smiles at her and says,
........................................”Single,eh?”
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
.................”How did you guess?”
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
..............................”Because you’re minging”
LaMan said on June 24, 2003 14:54:
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.
Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. — you know in a few years
they’ll probably change his name to:
The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
xarrrr said on June 24, 2003 16:58:
what’s gona happen to michael jackson when he dies?
>>he’s gona be recycled...
kiwijazza said on June 26, 2003 01:02:
MJ was sitting watching the TV, when a very touching and heart-warming subject came on. After listening he says, while in tears, “That was so lovely! It melts my heart, and every other body part”.
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Not the best joke, but I did my best. Hehe.
TinyBubbles said on June 2, 2003 15:09:
Funny,....that is what i call an orgy too! Who would have known i have something in common with Wacko! :-P