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I just farted

35 replies

LaMan said on January 8, 2004 15:29:

and it sounded exactly like Hello you fool I love you.

Denstandigaresan said on :

Wow, some talent you have there.

purplemedusa said on :

Indeed... just don’t expect to get laid anytime soon!!

antz said on :

:D U had me LOL as soon as I opened off-topic! Just what I needed!

ROXIEBABY16 said on :

wow...i wish i had that kinda talent......shucks...but then again i like getting laid so maybe i wouldn’t want it....*cheeky grin*

*~Babie~*

MiracleMan said on :

I be more impressed if it whistled too.

DaminehGessle said on :

Haahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know something not very polite but I say it anyways... My dad is a musician and he produces gas when he eats beans or whatever... He blames it on the food. He can actually tune his fart. He sits at the piano, presses a key and farts in tune. Isn’t that awesome? My mom says he is just rude but oh well... I call it talent.

LittleSpooky said on :

*peeks in wearing full Bio-Hazard Gear*

“duwannasmurfassa”

Translation:
“What the hell?”

kachina008 said on :

*boy* is this a new low or what!? :))

Aaso said on :

2 Damine, hehehhehhehehheeeeeehehehhehhehheheee...........

LaMan said on :

omg I farted again and this time it sounded like na na na na na she´s got the Look.

Denstandigaresan said on :

Was only semi funny the first time.

MiracleMan said on :

Ah, Denny—supplying proper perspective as always. . . ;)

Denstandigaresan said on :

Get a reaction to something, milk it.
Sometimes it works.

Majdy said on :

do u taped that? :P

MiracleMan said on :

Tape the farts or his ass shut?

MiracleMan said on :

Well, the key to comedy IS repetition.

And flatulence.

And repetitious flatulence, well, that’s gold right there.

kachina008 said on :

in fact, there are entire hollywood movies based on that concept. :P

Majdy said on :

reminds me of The Nutty Proffessor.

LittleSpooky said on :

*wanders back in with a cork in her hand, dressed in Bio-Hazard Gear*

C’mere. I have the PERFECT solution to your problem.

ROXIEBABY16 said on :

*peeks in with a pair of laundry pins clamping my nose shut* peeeeyuuuuuu it stinks in here...must be a male forum....*snickers and shuts the door closed locking it with chains from the outside* muahahhahahahaaa!!!!!!*runs away laughing evilly*

~*Babie*~

NeverendingRoxette said on :

oh my god!!!!! you saved my life!!! *I just farted and it sounded exactly like hello-you fool I love you*

oh my god!!!! I can’t stop laughing, oh my gooooodddd!!!! :))))))))))))))))))))

use your talent and record an album, called *the farted hits*!!!!!!
:))))))))))))))))))))))

great topic . . .

MiracleMan said on :

LOL—The Farted Hits! Is Breathe on there?

MiracleMan said on :

Mabe Annu Dofter Karlek could be a hidden track. . .

kachina008 said on :

spooky: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
:P

purplemedusa said on :

I’d hate to be the one doing your laundry!!

LaMan said on :

Want to hear which song it sounded like today?

purplemedusa said on :

Could it perhaps be, “Ode to skidmarks?”

LaMan said on :

Yes, I heard they will release it as a single to promote their forthcoming The Smelling Hits.
Can´t wait.

purplemedusa said on :

Can’t wait to see what Karl-Magnus did for a cover!!

LaMan said on :

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sommartiderhejhej said on :

Grow up please

MiracleMan said on :

lol

Ännu Dofter Kärlek?

LittleSpooky said on :

I AM WOMAN!!!!

I HAVE A CORK!!!!

C’MERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ally77 said on :

LaMan... could you try and fart a little harder.... perhaps off the planet!

purplemedusa said on :

Roll around on the floor with laughter!!

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