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The Non Sequitur Thread
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MiracleMan said on October 14, 2003 23:33:
Some time to have more fun!
Simple rules: Each response should be completely unrelated to anything that come before it. Nothing will be too outlandish or off the wall. In fact, the more off the better.
Have fun. . .
MiracleMan said on October 14, 2003 23:38:
If I had the power of flight, I wouldn’t fly as high as an airplane.
I’d get too cold.
And I think I’d pass out and end up plummetting to my death.
MiracleMan said on October 14, 2003 23:43:
When the hell did I eat that and how did the hell did it get in my bellybutton?
ally77 said on October 15, 2003 07:39:
Help I am going mad! arhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggg I ALREADY WAS!
Vixzter said on October 15, 2003 09:06:
You can’t abide my showing fatigue
When you come home just to relay
All the events that made you’re heart bleed
And the ones that ruined your day
Denstandigaresan said on October 15, 2003 12:54:
If I was a tear in your eye, I would roll down onto your lips... But if you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry, as I would be afraid to lose you. *Sigh*
MiracleMan said on October 15, 2003 13:26:
Willie, with his taste for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door.
Said Willie’s Mum, with humor quaint,
“Willie, dear, don’t spoil the paint.”
Yashar said on October 15, 2003 14:36:
A man who has Miracle in his fingers,came toward us.Who is he?
Santi said on October 15, 2003 20:39:
Echo eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(eeechooo eeechooo eeechooo eeechooo....) :D
MiracleMan said on October 16, 2003 00:43:
An earthworm has five hearts, but he only loves with one.
Vixzter said on October 16, 2003 20:01:
I can’t rid of you, I don’t know what to do, I don’t even know who is growing on who, coz everywhere i go you’re there, I can’t get you outta my hair, I can’t pretend that I don’t, it’s not fair....
MiracleMan said on October 16, 2003 22:43:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacoooooooooooooooon. . .
Yashar said on October 17, 2003 10:56:
I don’t want to live for everyone.I want to live with Sarah Brightman not with Freddie Mercury.
MiracleMan said on October 17, 2003 20:03:
Who da baby? Whooo daa baaaaaaaaaaaaay-beeeeeeeeee? . .Woo-hoo? Who de baaaay-beeeeee?
purplemedusa said on October 18, 2003 10:42:
Darn static on my screen!! It’s getting hard to see through all the cigarette ash clinging to it!
*Kak man!*
Yashar said on October 18, 2003 11:40:
Per invited me to his house;but I didn’t go because
I’m so busy!
purplemedusa said on October 18, 2003 11:47:
Speaking of which; Marie (Dimberg) spilled bleech on the (only) demo for the “Myth” track that fell out her Dolce&Gabana jacket as she was sorting her laundry...
PS. 2 Mizz Dimberg; next time take the damn jacket to the DryCleaners!!
purplemedusa said on October 18, 2003 17:56:
There’s a white mark on the white wall... mmm curious!!
wendy said on October 18, 2003 18:29:
It seems i’m the only Belgian here on TDR......... :s
Should i be happy,or not?? :s :p
purplemedusa said on October 18, 2003 19:31:
Purplemedusa doing a Vixzter impersonation
** waits for inspiration **
(here goes) You’re all mad!!
And an Ozzy one... You’re all f***ing mad!!
Creative innit? AAAAAiiii!
purplemedusa said on October 18, 2003 19:47:
I told you cutting it in half would only give you two pieces!!
purplemedusa said on October 18, 2003 20:35:
OMG that’s disgusting... put it back where it belongs, boy!!
BTW Wendy... would that include cheese flavored chocolate?
wendy said on October 18, 2003 20:41:
Let the cheese out,i hate it :p
Chocolate is enough :p
I can live on chocolate :D
MiracleMan said on October 18, 2003 22:34:
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I ain’t gonna eat the filthy motherf*cker.
Yashar said on October 19, 2003 19:08:
I wanted Marie to be my wife,But I don’t know why she married Mike.He is bold and I’m not!
Vixzter said on October 19, 2003 20:34:
its like i’m paranoid looking over my back, its like a whirlwind inside of my head
kachina008 said on October 20, 2003 08:09:
The definition of DNA repair is the methods and mechanisms in which DNA is repaired in a cell.
purplemedusa said on October 20, 2003 18:22:
MiracleMan: if my translation serves me correctly you need some medication for that problem; u might just dehydrate!!
MiracleMan said on October 23, 2003 00:17:
Why do people use food scented air fresheners in the bathroom?
DaminehGessle said on October 23, 2003 03:03:
Yashar how could you even compare Sarah Brightman to Freddie Mercury?? How dare you? :(
This is not related to the one above but to one way before.
Yashar said on October 23, 2003 11:14:
__________I don’t compare them.But they both sang the song “Who wants to live forever”_________
DaminehGessle said on October 23, 2003 13:03:
It was a Queen song that Sarah Brightman covered. They did not sing the same song. Sarah Brightman sang Queen’s song. Thank you very much.
MiracleMan said on October 23, 2003 22:46:
Aaaaa-heeeem!
If you swallow your gum, will it make you constipated?
MiracleMan said on October 23, 2003 22:50:
In springtime with sunshine all over the land,
A dragonfly came and sat on my hand.
With blue spindled body and wings like spun glass,
He lit on my fingers just like they was grass.
Yashar said on October 24, 2003 00:14:
@Damineh:
1_What about the rule of here? You wrote something related to the previous comment!
2-I know what you said.
MiracleMan said on October 24, 2003 03:21:
SommmmmmmennnnnnSpeeeeeeeeeeeegellllboooooooooooooolll!!!!!!
wendy said on October 25, 2003 14:34:
Love,fame,joy and creating that’s what i live for................. *sigh* :p :D
MiracleMan said on October 27, 2003 07:14:
I can’t feel my toes. I actually can, but I’d rather not.
Denstandigaresan said on November 6, 2003 02:11:
Crispy bogies
*What do you expect? It’s 2:09 in the morning*
MiracleMan said on November 13, 2003 00:44:
Here she comes justa walkin’ down tha street, singin’. . .
LittleSpooky said on November 13, 2003 09:04:
Just cuz someone told me to post it here:
In space, no one can hear you scream
or fart for that matter.
About as useful as a fart in a spacesuit.
I’ve seen monkey sh*t fights at the zoo that were more organized than this!
(And if someone can give me the name of the movie that last one came from, I’ll give em a banana and a free mp3)
LittleSpooky said on November 14, 2003 01:38:
MiracleMan: Nope... not the Wizard of Oz.
Grand Hint #1: Gene Hackman starred in it.
MiracleMan said on November 14, 2003 04:45:
Much Ado About Nothing or Hamlet, perhaps—that line has a definite Shakespearean ring to it.
LittleSpooky said on November 14, 2003 05:14:
Nope nope and... no. You’re on the other side of the ball park.
Anyone else wanna guess?
LittleSpooky said on November 14, 2003 05:16:
Oh... and for those wondering, it’s the:
“I’ve seen monkey sh*t fights at the zoo that were more organised than this!”
That’s the quote I wanna see if anyone can guess.
First hint is: Gene Hackman starred in it.
MiracleMan said on November 14, 2003 05:53:
The Replacements? That football movie with Keanu Reeves?
LittleSpooky said on November 14, 2003 06:04:
*gives you a banana*
Now.. should I make you guess WHICH characther in the movie said that? ;o)
MiracleMan said on November 14, 2003 06:13:
Lord God Almighty—NOOOOO! I wouldn’t know as I’ve seen it once, probably a year ago when I was visiting my sister. I couldn’t begin to guess. But I think I did rather well with that co-star. Tricky, there Spooks. And that’s a great quote.
(And now I seem to have gotten off-thread by my own rules. I doubted anybody was all that interested in it anyway.)
LittleSpooky said on November 14, 2003 06:32:
It was the owner of the Washington Sentinals. The old man who had the trophy wife. It was said while he watched the first game of the “replacement players” and how disorganised they were.
That’s a fave quote of mine, along with a couple of others.
MiracleMan said on November 15, 2003 03:12:
It’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot on a motorbike. With a sidecar. Full of bunnies. Without faces.
MiracleMan said on November 15, 2003 05:23:
lol
Dear, that’s the whole concept of the thread. The more ’tarded the better. . .
infofarmer said on November 15, 2003 06:18:
Life used to be so plain and simple, before I came to the off-topic forum :o
MiracleMan said on November 17, 2003 18:49:
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Hey!, Why the long face?”
wendy said on November 18, 2003 15:40:
my niece just heared a song on tv went like “lalalalaaaaaaaaaa” and she started to sing along,can you believe that,only 1.5 year :D
zaine said on November 18, 2003 17:02:
how many penguins does it take to build a lighthouse??
None, alligators can’t fly
MiracleMan said on February 17, 2005 06:41:
Didn’t I tell you it would blister?
You buy them books, and buy them books, and all they do is eat them.
purplemedusa said on February 17, 2005 13:02:
Drove over some kid’s ball yesterday as I was SMSing my love... so had to reverse & do it all over agian!!
MiracleMan said on February 17, 2005 18:53:
SMSing? What, praytell, is that? S&M I’ve heard of. . .M&Ming as well. Even PMing I could get.
MiracleMan said on February 17, 2005 18:53:
Okay everyone, synchronize your ovaries staaaaaaaaartiiiiiiing. . . NOW!
purplemedusa said on February 17, 2005 20:56:
What a dry fruitcake... where’s (the late) Dragonfart’s brandy?
TinyBubbles said on February 17, 2005 21:51:
Can u force your pet to be vegetarian? Just wondering..
TinyBubbles said on February 17, 2005 22:08:
i’ve got teeth :S DONT CONFUSE ME. MY OVARIES ARE SYNCRONIZED.
TinyBubbles said on February 17, 2005 22:18:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH sheesh i’m loosing the orkut fight
how cud u purp?
yeah cool but hey, no msn id?
ps.. how do you spell ”poepol”?
MiracleMan said on February 17, 2005 23:18:
PM’s using a peephole?
Damn! My ovaries won’t synchronize.
kachina008 said on February 18, 2005 08:40:
they say that sometimes, best girlfriends can synchronize their cycles.
TinyBubbles said on February 18, 2005 18:06:
I’ve heard that as well Kachina.
I’ve just realized i dont have a godfather. I feel so deprived :(
MiracleMan said on October 14, 2003 23:35:
Why does someone always scrawl “This gum tastes like rubber?” on all the condom machines in men’s bathrooms?