Cover your CD's in Yoghurt
purplemedusa said on September 12, 2003 07:49:
How weird is that?
News 24
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Paris - Want to listen to something really different? Smear yoghurt on your favourite CD. Let it dry.
Slide the disc into the player. Crank up the volume. And hear that music in a completely fresh, possibly spine-chilling way.
The bizarre innovation - an “optical biocomputer” if you must know - is the brainchild of an Australian scientist, Cameron Jones, who as well as being a mathematician with a record of published research also owns a nightclub and bar in Melbourne, New Scientist reports.
Jones’ pet area of research is how signals can be transmitted through biological cells, which grow in a so-called “fractal” way, like tree branches.
He became intrigued by experimental musicians and DJs who, from the mid-1980s, sanded, varnished or even slapped paint onto CDs to create new sounds to sample.
Music on CDs comes from tiny etched pits in the tracks that represent binary digits, the “0” or “1” that make up a computer code. The code, reflected back by the laser in the CD player, is then processed back into an electronic signal and converted to sound.
Mutilating the surface, so that some of the pits are missed, thus changes the sound.
Subtle sounds
But Jones found that much subtler sounds could be achieved using fungal or bacterial growth, rather than scraping or coating the disc’s surface.
This is because these life forms introduce tiny errors, on a micron on nanoscale level rather than the far bigger millimetric scale.
In addition, the way fungus and bacteria can shape the sound in weird ways.
Bacteria grow by cell division, while fungi grow by branching. Both processes can be controlled by adding malt extract to the disc as food.
Jones told New Scientist that he came across the discovery quite by accident, when he was DJing in his bar.
“I often change CDs when my hands are wet with beer,” he told the British weekly. “One night I must have changed the CDs, touched the data surface, then left them for use on another night.”
The following week, he put on a CD by Nine Inch Nails and found that it would not play properly because fungus had grown on it.
But the fungus had not ruined the disc. The original audio sequence was there, but it would sometimes change in pitch and there were small staccato noises in the background.
He asked himself: “What would happen if I purposely grew fungi, yeast or bacteria in direct contact with the media, and manipulated their fractal dimensions?”
Yoghurt-on-a-disc was born.
Jones says that he has yet to damage any of his discs or players with his pioneering work, but warns that the technique does crash CD players on computers because the software cannot cope.
Judge the sounds for yourself on http://www.swin.edu.au/chem/bio/fractals/refslist.htm, which has details of his work and samples of “fractal” music.
(Taken from www.q.co.za)
ally77 said on September 12, 2003 20:02:
Yoghurt on my Roxette collection... Pffffffff not in this life...... :)
MiracleMan said on September 12, 2003 22:05:
LOL! That’d do wonders for the CD slot in my IMac. I’d have subtle everyting and a lovely bill for getting it cleaned by a professional—and a lecture to boot, probably.
Was Mr. Jones bored and hating that *NSync album he was embarrased at having bought?
I wonder if he got grant money to schmear his office supplies with food-stuffs and test them?
I wonder if he tried other things first. . .
What makes the best sound? Jello? Cream cheese? Peanut butter? A thin layer of marmite? A lovely raspberry marinde from last night’s chicken dinner?
Lets have other suggestions. . .
purplemedusa said on September 12, 2003 22:28:
With u Ally...(ps. I have not tried any of the above) however the Celine Dion and Westlife disks could do with a fresh aproach!! They have become so incredably binal compared to the rest of my cd collection.
Well, for one thing getting bubblegum stuck to a cd does nothing but leave major damage (wouldn’t suggest it to anyone)
*What blonds come up with.... pffff*
coyboyusa said on September 13, 2003 11:29:
this is what drug addicted club kids do in their spare time...why don’t they go get real jobs
LittleSpooky said on September 12, 2003 19:15:
PASS. THANKS ANYWAY.