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a. have you ever been arrested?
b. are you a liar?
c. have you ever had sex on the beach?

a. no
b. sometimes you just have to
c. not yet

1) No
2) Once in a while - in order to protect the innocent
3) Sex on the Beach? depends - do you mean the drink?

yes
twice
and yes yes yes yes
damn sand gets everywhere

derek lol :)

1. no!
2. sometimes
3. no, unfortunately not! ;)

NO
Sometimes
NO

1 . No
2. If necessary
3. No

1. No
2. I’m not used to be one
3. Kinda :p

1 No
2 Sometimes
3 yeah...Kinda

hmmmmmm a lot of people havent had sex on the beach you dont know what you are missing its ssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooo good

yeps,it’s great :DD

Wendy, What do you mean with “Kinda”?
Is that a yes or a no?

a. have you ever been arrested?
b. are you a liar?
c. have you ever had sex on the beach?

yes
sometimes
yes

;-)

a) yes
b) sometimes you have to!
c) I don’t like sand.

a. nope
b. I lie to my parents when I buy expensive clothes but then i tell them I got it on sale :D
c. yupp

2 Derek, I have never had sex so I can not make any diff between a beach and a bed! :D

Harriej,why so interested? :DDDD

Just curious!
I want to know what you are doing.
Big brother is watching you!!

oh no heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllppppppppppppp :p

Oh, come here by my side Wen :( :p

a. have you ever been arrested?
b. are you a liar?
c. have you ever had sex on the beach?

a. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
b. sometimes....
c. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Aaso .hmmmmmmm i wish i could help you but i think i would get shot in your home land their is a big difference between sand and a bed but everybody has their own expierence but both are fatastic believe me
sex in a car
sex in the water (hmmm)
sex in the nature
sex under the moonlight
ok thats enough over sex im feeling horny

sex in the snow... is cold.

@anarem tell me about it but at least when its cold you have two warm bodies and a frozen popsicle he he

Thx Derek, I hope I taste in Nature, Water, Beach, Snow, and so on for the first time; Could it be all at once??

1: no
2: sometimes, those little white lies, so no one gets hurt
3: no, but it would be nice... ;-D Um, so does sex underwater...

@Derek:

I wouldn’t know anything about frozen popsicles! :-P

No
Sometimes
And what is sex?

@Aaso if i could help you then yes it could be done all at once but then you miss all the fun are you in a rush??

yes you can make love in the water

ask an eskimo what his frozen popsicle is ha ha

Actually, sexual intercourse in water is sometimes dangerous for women because water can easily be pushed up into her plumbing... and the results are not pretty. So guys, when you’re makin’ with the love in a hot tub, be very careful!

A few websites to check out:

http://www.sexhealth.org/sextip/6,sextip.shtml

http://www.mensjournal.com/agenda/0307/sex_jul.html

a> not yet
b> always ;)
c> we don’t have beaches in England ;) not decent ones anyway ;P

a. have you ever been arrested?
>>no

b. are you a liar?
>> sometimes, any who says “no” IS a liar :P

c. have you ever had sex on the beach?
>> yes, but on a blanket, I hate sand!!

Note to self: When out with girlfriend on a beach, bring blanket.

Thanks for the tip, Judith! :-)

;)

NOP
Sometimes, buth little white lies
YES

only a blanket?? what about a pillow???

ROTFLMFAO!!!

nope, too smart and quick(but always have $10,000 set aside for a good lawyer)

only to people who deserve it

yes, and take your used condoms with you I don’t like surfing next to them

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a. have you ever been arrested?
b. are you a liar?
c. have you ever had sex on the beach?

a. no
b. sometimes
c. no

a. have you ever been arrested?
**Not yet but I’ll keep you guys posted! - Jackie’s Memoirse from Jail. ;)

b. are you a liar?
**On occasion. Usually when I am trying to get off working or when I need to get out of trouble.

c. have you ever had sex on the beach?
>> Not on the beach, on the life gaurd tower. Really, it ain’t as romantic as they want you to believe... Sand in certain places = OWWWWW!! Not fun. ;)

that’s why they invented doggie-stlye, it’s what seperates us from the animals, er ....except the dogs.

woof woof woof*wagging tail**he he

Alrighty! Time to start taking the Kama Sutra book to the beach. :P

dont have to take the kama sutra book take me to the beach he he iv tried most of them in the book

1. six or seven times : robbing the bank, stealing police car and money laundry
2. yep... the movie liar liar was based from my true story
3. umm, no. it’s not my fav place. I prefer moon. I like the sand better there...

Hey majdy i love a girl that tells the truth he he he on the beach is great you only have to watch out for those damn crabs ow ow ow

still wondering how the lesbos on this board hit it up at the beach..... roll out an extension cord???
a really long towel???

a. have you ever been arrested?
No

b. are you a liar?
Actually no! I’ve no reason to lie. I’m soooo paranoid, to worry about being found out!

c. have you ever had sex on the beach?
Sex on the beach??? Pffft! No!

sweet-talker that was officially funniest comment today.

@sweet stalker:

Lesbo? What are you, five years old? Do grow up.

Anarem ha ha ha
I checked out the sites you’d given out on the last page and ha ha ha! where did you get them from :D

what if you are a lesbo or gay. big deal. the beach is the place to be for all kinds of people

@Damineh: I just did a Google search. :-) Also, if you watch Sue Johanson (Canada’s answer to Dr. Ruth) on the W network, she gives a lot of good advice about safer sex practices. It’s a bit strange getting advice on your love life from someone who looks like your grandmother, but she’s pretty wise.

@derek: Yes, it’s true that everyone belongs on the beach, but I object to the use of the word “lesbo” and the implication that lesbians only use vibrators to have sex. (“Vibrators?! We don’t no steenkin’ vibrators!”)

I always dog my LESBO friend about it and she gets so embarrased, I say dykes are usually
overweight cause they get no slammin’ SEXercise
just some lickin and rubbin. :p

hhahhaha Anarem. She is an old horny lady I can say! She is funny to listen to. I usually don’t watch her stuff cause my parents are around. It’s been times when my friends and I watch her for fun and laugh about it.

Where in Canada are you?

@Anarem - Sue Johanson kills me - ha ha ha - she is so funny!!! Her show just kills me! She looks like such a grandmother but she discusses everything!!

@Damineh: I’m in Winnipeg, teen pregnancy capital of Canada! Yee hah! :-)

@Shane: Oooh, I remember when she was on the radio way a long time ago– is she still on the radio? Also, there was an old episode of Degrassi where she told Joey that she liked the “Everybody Wants Something” tape. Even back then, she looked like a grandma.

Anarem: Only second to Utah.

Them Mormons are *scary* when they reproduce.

God may have said “Go forth and populate the earth”, but he didn’t MEAN FOR YOU TO DO IT BY YOUR LITTLE LONESOME!!!!

Eegads! I’ve got co workers who have 6+ children.

L.S: lols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Z

Anarem and Spooky :D
This girl at my work, she is 22 and she has an 8 year old boy. Yet she believes having a kid hasn’t prevented her from improving in life! She has 2 kids now at the age of 22! It sounds sad to me but oh well she enjoys it apparently! I just don’t get it I guess as my life revolves around education, work and my family and friends! Too much to handle when you are only 14 to get pregnant and stuff.

Anarem - Sue Johanson was on Degrassi??? Wow -she is a celebrity!!

And, Winnipeg is the teen pregnancy capital? Did not know that..guess you do learn something new every day. Every time I hear about Winnipeg, I am reminded of the big labour day “classic” between the Bombers and the Roughriders (I am a Roughies fan) - that is the social event of the summer in Sask.!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

@Shane:

Roughriders fan, eh? Them’s fighting words! :-) :-)

@Anarem - hee hee hee.

I now live in the USA, so I have not been keeping up on the CFL - how are the Bombers doing? Usually, the beloved Riders are in the cellar....however, I heard they won a couple this year.

@Shane:

The ’Riders are 2 and 2 at the moment. Not too shabby!

@anarem i used the word lesbo because some body else did and whoes implecating (wats a vibrator)a banana is better you can eat it when your finished.

@Shane: Oops, I just re-read what you wrote– the Bombers are 4 and 1. Or something like that. I don’t really like football but it’s always nice to root for the home team. :-)

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