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A fantastic Joke!!!
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Echoes_of_a_Doubt said on March 2, 2004 17:49:
just read them two jokes today and totally loved it:
1. My old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next!”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2. A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, ’Would you like to dance?’
The girl says, ’I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you.’
The guy says, ’I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants.
malena said on March 3, 2004 19:07:
don’t know if they’re good but I laughed.... :)
1. A very beautiful woman is travelling by plane. While she is admiring the view, this parachute- jumper asks her: -Won’t you come down with me, dear?
The woman, ofended, turns her head.
- That’s too bad, because I’m the pilot... the answer followed.
2. A woman holding a very ugly baby is getting on a bus. The driver, seeing the baby, says: - That’s the UGLIEST child I’ve ever seen!!!
The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down. She turns to the passenger next to her and says: - This driver really ofended me!
The guy says:
- You should go over there and give him a piece of your mind! Meanwhile, I’ll hold your monkey for you...
lawyer said on March 2, 2004 20:18:
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