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Men Are Like...!
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Aaso said on February 6, 2003 18:58:
Today I have recieved a funny!!!!!! Email :
Men are like ... Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ... Cement
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like ... Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ... Blenders
You think that you need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Men are like ... Coolers
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like ... Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like ... Curling Irons
They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.
Men are like ... Government Bonds
They take so long to mature.
Men are like ... High Heels
They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like ... Horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like ... Lawn Mowers
If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it.
Men are like ... Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like ... Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like ... Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ... Mini Skirts
If you’re not careful they’ll creep up your legs.
Men are like ... Noodles
They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
Men are like ... Parking Spots
The good ones are already taken.
Men are like ... Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ... Plungers
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like ... Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ... Placemats
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
Men are like ... Snowstorms
You never know when he’s coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long he will last.
Men are like ... Used Cars
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like ... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
So what doyou think??!
gyllene_tjej said on February 6, 2003 20:27:
yeppp, fab!!
we won’t wait long till they strike back wit “women are like” tyhingie, huh? ;DD
Santi said on February 6, 2003 21:00:
Ok, that of “HANDICAPPED” definitely was NOT FUNNY. Even being a joke that is not funny. I please ask you to delete that of Handicapped.
Santi said on February 6, 2003 21:03:
Santi said on February 6, 2003 21:06:
Santi said on February 6, 2003 21:08:
Santi said on February 6, 2003 21:15:
Because you hurt people with that. Handicapped people is very worth, and what you’re saying is that they’re not worth a shit.
I don’t care what you say about men but keep in mind that handicapped are human, handicapped can do things, handicapped can love and be loved, handicapped are human.
This is much worse that saying words like what Lars Erik our editor edits from messages from people.
That’s why I ask you to PLEASE DELETE THAT THING!
Santi said on February 6, 2003 21:18:
Denstandigaresan said on February 6, 2003 23:30:
Folks, the physically challenged*Handicapped is such a HORRID word*, also have sense of humours.
zeeshan said on February 7, 2003 05:13:
lols!! and guess what women are like!? Oh yeah.. I will be soon coming with that. But for now it reminds me of one thing which was ...
IF YOU KISS THEM YOU ARE NOT A GENTLEMAN, IF U DON’T, YOU ARE NOT A MAN!
Cheers
Zee
Roxrider_USA said on February 7, 2003 06:11:
Sad!
That e-mail may sound funny for some people. However, it can be very strong and deep, which may cause others to have their feelings hurt. One reason for that is the fact that not all “inferior-not-worth-for-nothing-human-being”, as this e-mail infers that all men are just that, are actually not “just that”.
So, if for some reason whoever came up this e-mail hates or dislikes men, i’m sorry. Whoever that is may have her reasons. But please, whoever you are, be kind enough to acknowledge that not all men are like that. Therefore, say “Some Men Are Like ...!” instead of “Men Are Like!” .
Hope i got my point across politely. :-)!
Take care!
Carlos E., New York!
vaxjoe said on February 7, 2003 06:27:
i dispise this men r like game...it makes us typical and without personality ...its a childish type of game that little girls would write
Aaso said on February 7, 2003 06:46:
@ Zee cool!
@Roxrider as you may heve seen I have wrote ( funny!!!!!!!!) Email. So you could guess my idea about these sentences. I would like to see others reaction and .... aha, something else . If there is any body whom may dislike or hate men with such *Childish Game That Lil Girls Would Write* let her be. :)
Jud (moderator) said on February 7, 2003 07:39:
cmon this is just a joke!! there are tonz of jokes about women too, just bring them along! :P
ixtlaner said on February 7, 2003 12:11:
@Roxrider_USA & vaxjoe : relax, guys!!! :o) It is no more than a joke! Haven’t you come across other such thingies?!
And how about the blondes-jokes – where I live they are very popular, and really really many! But I know a blonde girl who enjoys them greatly and always likes to hear more!
These are *just jokes*! (well, there’s a tiny little bit of truth there too sometimes... but very tiny... :)
zeeshan said on February 7, 2003 12:38:
Lets flame the hell out of these girls guys! heheheh nah.. just kiddin’
I guess those are just funny thoughts abt men. We all know that Men belong to the dominating gender so we should act like mature people and let these little girls be happy by reading/writing/sharing these funny email cuz at the end their attraction for men can not end.
I really enjoyed all that. Some of ’em are soo true. Nothing offensive about them (but that is my opinion).
Girls... rox on!!
Zee
Denstandigaresan said on February 7, 2003 14:07:
Some people seem to be seriously lacking a sense of humour.
I now remember why I stopped coming here.
WHY did I come back??
coyboyusa said on February 7, 2003 14:38:
this is exactly why I am gay i dont need this female bs :) no offense to the ladies
btw women r like anchovies
no matter where they are you can always smeel them :)
HA AH and YAWN
Jud (moderator) said on February 7, 2003 18:24:
wendy said on February 7, 2003 19:18:
Well,we can tell stupid jokes about each other,but,don’t forget,every man needs a women,and,every women needs a man (even gay people :p)
Roxrider_USA said on February 7, 2003 19:54:
Well, not everyone finds everything funny, people.
And that’s okay, isn’t it ?
I’m not angry at anyone here. I just believe that “not all men” are like that. I mean, the human population is so huge that there gotta exist men that are not like that. I’m just thinking about those that do not fit that description. That’s all.
Just want to make this clear. And, peharps, some of you are thinking, why i keep coming to this thread if i don’t actually like those jokes ? The reason is that i just wanted to make my point clear. And now that i have made it clear, i’ll leave you guys in peace! Have fun those of you who think this joke is funny! :-)!
Take care, friends!
Carlos E., New York.
Aaso said on February 12, 2003 00:34:
We have so many good men in the world,I’m sure and one of them is right here . And also there are so many good women in the world too...
powerpoplarry said on February 12, 2003 00:52:
Absolutely!! And it’s kinda frustrating for a good guy like myself to find a nice girl. It seems that all women want are the “bad boys”. What’s a nice guy like myself supposed to do?? And no, I am not gay (yet there’s nothing wrong with it!!), it’s not part of my sexuality. I wasn’t born that way.
wendy said on February 12, 2003 13:11:
@ Larry!! My man is also a good boy,but,he can be bad also :p rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I bet you can also :DD
Aaso said on February 14, 2003 11:00:
All *Bad Boys* are *Good Boys* and all *Good Boys* are *Bad Boys*..... It depends on the situation.
Aaso said on February 14, 2003 16:52:
It sounds like we should start a new servise for seeking lol
G.G.S.G.G
Roxrider_USA said on February 15, 2003 04:48:
After i read the latest Aaso’s post here, i have say i agree with Aaso. Words of Wisdom (even though you say you don’t know what you said).
Take care.
Carlos E., New York
xarrrr said on February 6, 2003 19:03:
HAHAHAH! very good... and oh so true! lol!