THE WORST ARTISTS IN THE WORLD
Small-talker said on July 9, 2002 09:38:
Can you name an artist you hate?
Eminem (pathetic excuse of a freak) – He comes along with the same crap every album! Yet people are still buying it! There are too many bad things to mention about him, so I’ll just say this – What’s good about him?
Timbaland – I have Aaliyah’s last album. Almost all of the tracks are produced by him. I can’t stand that squeaky sound that he makes with his voice. Instead of using an actual drum machine or beats he goes into the vocal booth and makes this stupid sound with his voice. WHY? He completely soiled some of the best ballads on Aaliyah’s last album by doing that. He does it on every song he can. Even Mel B’s ‘Word Up’ has that stupid effect all over it.
TuPac – Will them idiots stop using his songs! He’s dead! I don’t want to hear his ugly voice over one more stupid song.
Linkin Park – Metal band aimed at 12 year old girls? No thanks!
Slip Knot – or as I like to refer to them… Lipsnot. What’s to like? Men in masks!
Britney/Christina… & all the other pop tarts… - Only in America would they do something this annoying. All the British pop teenagers release good pop music. But what’s good about bloody ‘Baby One More Time’ or ‘Genie In A Bottle’ or ‘Slave 4 U’? They dare to compare Britney to Madonna! Let’s compare! Madonna never used sex to sell her early material… only on ‘Justify My Love’ or ‘Erotica’ did she do it but that’s like 8/9 years into her career. The Playboy picture’s were taken before she got famous… in fact, she didn’t do a photo-shoot for playboy. On her very early days (in 1978) she did nude modelling for a local college (the students got their money’s worth!) and someone sent them to playboy at around the time of True Blue. But Britney was using sex in her first video. How pathetic… And when Madonna did use it – she always sent out something tasteful in between (This Used To Be My Playground was released in-between The Immaculate Collection & Erotica) but Britney just uses it all the time. She’s crap as an artist. Britney wrote about 6 songs for her whole career that were all crap songs aimed at 7 year old girls while on Madonna’s first 3 albums she wrote 21 in total… some of the best pop songs in history… Enough said! Don’t even get me started on Christina!
In fact, I hate almost every American/Canadian person/band…
The only good people to come out of America/Canadian in the past 20 years are…
Madonna
Alanis Morissette
Garbage
Nelly Furtado
Shea Seger
Feel free to add something tasteful to this list…
pietROxette said on July 9, 2002 10:46:
Oh, how could I be so lame. I’ve forgotten the ultimate, by far the most disgusting, crappy, horrible, irritating acts ever to exist in this planet.
It’s a German duo, called MODERN TALKING.
Yuck..... if you’ve heard them, you know what I mean. If you haven’t yet, you are lucky.
Stormkeeper said on July 9, 2002 16:03:
PietROxette:
Now I´m going to shock you. I´m a fan of them! :)
But to be honest their newest albums are bad.
I hate Eminem, 2pac, Spice Girls and most of the heavy-metal groups.
vaxjoe said on July 9, 2002 16:07:
i like modern talking too...hey stormkeeper :P
i hate bjork i cant stand her...sorry gary
freshold said on July 9, 2002 16:34:
for me, absolutely brittany smears is leading in the list of worst artists .....I’m not a fan of depeche mode, but i like their song “freelove”...i hate george michael’s attitude for some reasons....all in all, the girlsbands & boysbands are the worst in my opinion - taking into account different aspects.
there are lots of great musicians from the usa & canada, however they’re not as popular as brittany smears & the world can’t notice them cos her breasts successfully cover everything beautiful.... the list of american & canadian musicians can’t be created without such people as my hero - Bruce Springsteen, all fantastic musicians from the E Street Band, everlasting Elvis Presley, wonderful Roy Orbison, amazing Bob Dylan, mystic Leonard Cohen, great Joe Grushecky, Tom Waits, Lionel Richie, or Tom Petty.....
rouven282 said on July 9, 2002 18:25:
MODERN TALKING
BLOODHOUND GANG
LIMP BIZKIT / PAPA ROACH and some other New Metal-bands I can’t think of right now!
pietROxette said on July 9, 2002 19:18:
Honestly, are there really people who like Modern Talking? You must be joking.
From time to time, when they release an album, I wonder why are they still making music. I mean, at least here, all of their albums turn to be a huge flop, cause no-one is buying their records anymore. But they just never give up. They have courage, yea...
Anyway, I know “You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul” used to be a hit single back in the 80s, although it caused me serious pain even back then when it was played on the radio.
So, MT fans, please thell me: what makes you enjoy that comes from Thomas anders and Diether Bohlen (or how they spell their name)? This is not meant to bug anyone who likes Modern Talking (haaa-haaa ;-)), just a question.
JoyRidErno said on July 9, 2002 20:29:
Hmm...
Linkin’ park, Iron Maiden... I don’t like heavy metal:(, Jari Sillanpää:), BSB...
rox-girl said on July 9, 2002 20:34:
@Stormkeeper: No that is not right that everyone in Germany loves Modern Talking! Most of the people don´t like them. Everyday you hear stupid storries about Dieter Bohlen on TV,Newspapers ect.It is allways the same scandles about his ex girlfriends,sexaffairs ect. And some girls try to become famous through a scandle with him.They never reported about theire music, when a new CD is out they do, but rest of the year only stupid storries. I can´t hear it anymore!
Vixzter said on July 9, 2002 20:53:
Will Young, Gareth Gates, Britney Spears, Westlife, Boyzone, Steps, SClub7, SClubJuniors, PopStars(or whatever they’re called....HearSay...thats it) Shakira,Nsync, Backstreet boys, Attomic Shitten or was that Kitten? ;) Ronan bloody Keating any r’n’b rubbish....tell me where the hell the rythm and blues is in most of that stuff......anything that has Crap in it....yes thats rap with a capital C :P the list goes on...........they’re all killing music as we know it in the UK (maybe even the whole world....you poor souls i hate to think what we’ve inflicted on you!!) and ppls wonder why Roxette don’t get heard......take a long hard look at the list above and find me something decent on it :P
Have to admit....i think Steps have gone now woo hoo! ....what about Boyzone...have they bit the dust too???
All above comments courtesy of Vixzter © 2002 :P
Vixzter said on July 9, 2002 20:56:
Oh yea.....and SlipKnot suck too :P will reserve judgement on Linkin Park coz I quite liked their last effort...seems I’m in a minority (again) ;) I’m wondering if they can follow that album up .......also.....Nickelback.....liked them for a while....now all their stuff is samey! is anyone else sick of ’How You Remind Me’ ??
And...this is for tiny if he reads it......
I still don’t know who the hell Modern Talking are!!! :P
coyboyusa said on July 9, 2002 21:50:
eminem would probably be fun to poke in the but but he sucks as an artists
all rap ” artists” suck
most country music also
coyboyusa said on July 9, 2002 21:52:
vix i like linkin park as well cos they are one of the few band that startefd from scratch and worked their asses off to get here they r ...my brother has their original demo cd through their fan club and its fab
temps-daurats said on July 9, 2002 22:17:
I hate... I hate... I hate... well, hate is a really hard word. Let’s say I dislike... Camela. Spanish people surely know what I’m talking about.
roxtexanet said on July 9, 2002 22:44:
I can’t believe in 21 posts nobody has mentioned Kid Rock... it’s difficult to suck harder than that...
Vixzter said on July 10, 2002 05:44:
Kid Rock ......mmmmm.....I can’t have heard any of their stuff....or if I’ve heard it I didn’t know who it was ;)
I’m forced to listen to Radio 1 at work sometimes....it disturbs me...infact it angers me.....so i throw things at the radio until it gets turned off ;)
Anyway......another load of pants to add to my other list is Sophie Ellis Baxter......sings the same songs all the time just the words have changed and she sings in that same tone....sounds as if she’s singing out of her nose ;P
deja_vu said on July 10, 2002 05:47:
haha..nice post pietro!! i also hate that Shalalla teenbitch”singers” stuffs!!
Scoll said on July 10, 2002 09:01:
LOL Modern Talking hehehe yeah I heard there stuff and have one of there videos, for me it’s ok but yeah they are a bit in love with them selfs.
pietROxette said on July 10, 2002 09:39:
I only like one song from Kid Rock, it’s called “American Bad Ass”, but that one is EXCELLENT! Such a powerful song, it’s really one of my favourite ones.
...Oh, I think I did hear something else from Kid Rock, with some pathetic child screaming in it, now that was really horrible. Bud American Bad Ass is excellent.
Vixz, try to download “You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul” from Modern Talking on KaZaA. And then you’ll se what I was talking about.
pietROxette said on July 10, 2002 09:46:
And yeah, there’s someone else I can’t stand at all.
He’s Will Smith. He’s good as an actor, I mean, don’t have any problems with him while he is in a film, but when he’s trying to make songs, he’s awful!
All his songs begin like ’ah-ah-ah...yea yea yea...ah-ah-ah... come on... ah-ah-ah...yea,yea’ (and what’s worse, they all continue the same way...). I’ve once heard his new song for MIB II. Gee, that’s exactly the same as all his previous songs. I mean, it’s one thing that I hate rap, but come on, why can’t he make just a slight difference between his songs? Only the lyrics are a little bit different, sometimes the backing “rhythm” (if I can use this word here) is changing, but the lyrics of any of his songs could be easily inserted to all his songs, and you wouldn’t know the difference.
WILL SMITH SUCKS GREAT!
miri2402 said on July 10, 2002 10:25:
Well, I see you all like EMINEM very much!!!
Hello everybody!
By the way, I really don’t like him and his music either...
But he makes a lot of money producing that stuff... well, that’s all that counts for him, I believe! Don’t know why that many people buy his music... he’s a racist, a real damn racist!
I love listening to a sort of “happy music” - not only Roxette, but also Savage Garden (which sadly doesn’t exist, anymore...).
Stormkeeper said on July 10, 2002 13:46:
PietROxette:
They don´t release records for Hungary only! :)
They are super-stars in Germany and still selling a LOT of records there.
Why do I like them? Their songs are melodic, romantic and danceable.
And no-one sings like they do! (or maybe Bee Gees, eh)
Dieter Bohlen is a genius as Per!
(Most of their lyrics and ballads are corny...)
CRIZ said on July 10, 2002 14:45:
I love to hate german bands NO ANGELS and BROSIS...casted bands....they only excist to act like the manager want them to act, to earn a lot of money, to fool the teenagers....and to go on my nerves!!!
xarrrr said on July 11, 2002 21:23:
hmmm... hear’say, steps, s club 7, crappy poppy bands in general.
eminem needs to get a life, as well as everyone in Limp Bizkit.... or soggy cookie as i prefer to call them! hehehe!
-Edu- said on July 11, 2002 21:44:
Well I don’t like Bjork, I can’t stand her, sorry.
Limp Bizkit? Well, I’m not a fan of them but I like some of their songs.
Roxette? They are not bad...
Marc said on July 11, 2002 21:57:
I can’t say that I don’t like american artists, but it seems that most of artists that I dislike come from America. In fact I hate everything like r’n’b, rap, hip hop, stuff like Britney or Christina, Destiny Child, Will Smith etc. I also don’t like some german artists like No Angels.
But I have to add two good artists to your american/canadian list. They are both Canadian and I love them both very much. They are Bryan Adams and Celine Dion.
Small-talker said on July 12, 2002 10:19:
I agree that most of the good bands that come from the west are from Canada... there must be something in the American’s water supply (no affence). Out of the past 20 years there has only been a handful of good American artists...
onlywhenidream said on July 12, 2002 10:23:
I hate Ace of Base, the Cradigans, SclubJuniors, Stupid twat from what used to be Savage Garden, Savage Garden themselves and um...anyone who tries to be a pretender to Roxette’s throne as THE best poppy-rock or rocky-pop band on this planet!
shaolinda said on July 13, 2002 03:58:
It’s easier to say what I like than what I hate, but there is a lot of trash around... I hate Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jacson and Marlyn Manson. What is that? He looks like a monster. And he doesn’t sing at all, should be at a horror movie...
pietROxette said on July 9, 2002 09:50:
Eminem is disgusting. Both him and his ’music’ makes me puke.
I like Limp Bizkit, Slipknot and other nu-metal bands. At least they dare to use guitars.
Canadian music in in general, good. They have a couple of nu-metal or rock bands, like Nickelback or Sum 41, which are superb.
Brtiney and all the other teen bitch shalllalala “singers” are awful, typical example of how to sell shit for idiot people.