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Thai with a Twist = Chick with a d%#k
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Roxwriter said on December 1, 2008 23:53:
Ok. So. Let's talk Thai with a Twist. In my opinion, this is about Per seeing a strip show. Lining up to catch a glimpse of one of the dancer's he's got a crush on. She's a slim petite Thai dancer... but there's just one catch... and that's the twist. She has a penis. Yes folks. Thai with a Twist is all about Bangkok chickboys, lady boys, chicks with dicks. That's the twist. Dude looks like alady indeed. Now before the Asa-Patrol storms out in haste, it's clearly all tongue in cheek, it's not like Per is into that stuff (even if he is, good on him), but I reckon, this girl he's cueing up to see is a Bangkok gal at a strip show... only to reveal her twist... which in my book is a penis. :-) Check out the lyrics. Think about. got there pretty early yes i got there early only to discover i don’t wanna miss a single second of her i don’t wanna miss a thing thing oh wow wow and there’s a moment of bliss i’m lost in a kiss she’s like thai with a twist thai with a twist never was a wiser kind of womanizer kaiser tranquillizer i fell in love the very moment i set eyes on i set my hungry eyes on her her oh wow wow there was a moment of bliss i could stand in line for this thai with a twist she’s like thai with a twist
heyoka said on December 2, 2008 14:17:
Exactly she is NOT a Thai with a twist! Don’t say: think about it! Nobody wants to think like you... at least I hope.
Roxwriter said on December 2, 2008 22:29:
Lighten up ma’am.
Sounds like you have something against those Thai folk if you’re so offended by the suggestion.
thenicekai said on December 2, 2008 23:25:
Apart from the question whether or not somebody is interested in a very special topic which one might have any private opinion about, I see no evidence for your theory in the lyrics. Thanks for listening.
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heyoka said on December 2, 2008 23:49:
I have some suggestions for you too:
Cold showers in the morning - (regularly)
If this should not help after 2 weeks, it’s time to look for a good specialist.
Sorry but you are not able to think clearly it seems. It’s not only about your own suggestion but the way how you wrote it. It’s far away from “only a suggestion”.
Just FYI .: Thai with a Twist is one of my favourite songs from PC.
Greetings from the real world!
Roxwriter said on December 3, 2008 00:09:
Brrr... howdy real world, I’ve just stepped back in from my cold shower! Nice way to save on a heating bill.
Anywho, Perry Mason over there “see’s no evidence” in my theory. Thank you Sherlock. Who’d have thought it would turn into such an intense case for the folk at CSI? How about a chill pill ladies?
Ok then, how about this then? Thai With a Twist is all about a sweet friendly normal girl who looks like a girl and who reminds Per of the flavour sensation one has when they order a Pad Thai with a lemon twist? Per orders this dish as he walks past a strip bar and quietly disapproves at the immorality of such an establishment. Turns out the women serving him this dish is his wife and it was all part of a cheeky but family friendly birthday surprise she had for him. They go to church straight after and then go to bed with a warm glass of milk.
Is that more safer and pleasing to you meadow-skipping-tra-la-la-la folk?
Relax guys... just breathe... and get a sense of humour... brr... these dang cold showers... brrr....
heyoka said on December 3, 2008 00:48:
You are funny,... really, but you’re still too “hot”. As I said, at least 2 weeks of cold showers.You see it’s a very good idea, you can even save some energy. great!. I’m happy you like it.
You have a big fantasy. Did you ever think about to be a some real writer? And not to make new stories from already existing? Use your creativity and make your own hot stories. This is not a right forum for this, you know? We have already one real author of Thai With A Twist, his name is Per Gessle and he knows his stories the best, don’t you think so? And he doesn’t need your ideas anymore, the story is done already.
Maybe is your kind of humour, but in the same time you are showing that Per likes things which you are talking about here. You didn’t say a story about someone else but about Per himself, it’s a little bit to far interpretation of this song. You are going into his privet life with this.
Jud (moderator) said on December 3, 2008 05:59:
enough. And not due to the topic, but the personal attacks.
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carbon_boy said on December 2, 2008 06:29:
“she’s LIKE thai with a twist”