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Pharts...
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zeeshan said on December 28, 2004 22:30:
Lets talk about them ;)
I had a friend in Dubai who had a control over it. Like he could phart whenever he wanted to and man did he stink or what? He could do a lot of things with them farts... what abt u guys?
RoxHard said on December 29, 2004 04:48:
You mean ’farts’?
Isn’t it great how women moan about us men farting!?
Our farts are loud, hence, women think we’re doing it all the time. And the truth is, only about 50% of male farts smell bad!
And women... their farts are sneakier, but... they sure do stink the whole room up!!!
RoxHard said on December 29, 2004 04:50:
Oh... wait a minute... Zeeshan, aren’t you the little “grow up chubby” idiot?
*wonders whether to just edit my comments to say ’single post’ and ’double post’ again*
Hey Zeeshan... grow up skinny!!!! Or should they be fatten up skinny? Or thin down fatty? Or develope a brain cell clueless? Ah... just choose the one that’s most appropriate to you Zeeshan...
Kazza said on December 29, 2004 08:18:
@RoxHard:Hey, hey hey!!!!! Put your claws away!!!
Geez, he was just trying to make light conversation. Let your sense of humour out of the bag! :P
Btw, (in private) I can fart just as loud as any man!!!! :D
Oldag75 said on December 29, 2004 13:58:
Reality is that in assimilating some varieties of food (the skin on red beans, for example), our intestines do generate prodigious quantities of gas.
Eat lentils instead – same protein value, but without the byproduct.
zeeshan said on December 29, 2004 17:04:
Roxhard: AACCHHHOOOO!!! I wonder why I sneeze so hard everytime I feel your presence around in any thread... ACHOOoOooOo!!!
... guess I am allergic to bullshit :D
zaine said on December 29, 2004 17:44:
lol zee, when I said to make it contraversal, I meant at least to be important too :P
btw, cool come-back, I will have to remember it ;)
LittleSpooky said on December 29, 2004 02:35:
Another topic down the toilets...