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Radomness.....

113 replies

purplemedusa said on June 1, 2004 18:32:

’My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...’

ally77 said on :

it just dawned on me, I have been online all morning... :(

coyboyusa said on :

and i bet like alot of us you’re bored out of your knickers :)

Denstandigaresan said on :

Yeah, can tell it’s affected your spelling. ;)
Radomness?? ;)
Yep, been on all day myself. Been doing bits and bobs in between though.
Me got broadband now. Woo yeah. :D

ally77 said on :

Knickers... who said I was wearing knickers...

kachina008 said on :

I s’pose that’s why he said “OUT of your knickers”.... ;)

MiracleMan said on :

Haven’t had knickers on all day. . . I did get dressed when the tornado sirens went off. Didn’t especially want to weather the storm wearing just a sheet and a fearful look.

MiracleMan said on :

No knickers though.

ally77 said on :

I’d like to see MM in a pair of knickers...

zaine said on :

yeah me too....

kachina008 said on :

i like the word “knickers”

knickers knickers knickers.

MiracleMan said on :

“I’d like to see MM in a pair of knickers...”

Do you mean JUST wearing knickers or “For the love of God, would you put SOMETHING on!”?

MiracleMan said on :

Knickers knickers knickers

kachina008 said on :

I could tell you stories that would make you pee ur pants and crap your knickers :D

well zaine thought that was pretty funny :P

purplemedusa said on :

Well, I haven’t seen Funny Girl yet... does that make me str8?

kachina008 said on :

depends on if u ARE str8 or not.

Gr8!

purplemedusa said on :

You’re not answering my question... bootleg or str8 cut?

zaine said on :

im L8 str8 and so damn gr8. I like to sk8 but h8 to w8. my m8s on a d8 with f8 through the g8.

purplemedusa said on :

“Iceberg! Dead (or was it str8) ahead!”

kachina008 said on :

I like flares meself.

sugar?

purplemedusa said on :

3... no cow-juice for me, thanx!

Jud (moderator) said on :

oh gud! jag tror jag är kär!!!!!

purplemedusa said on :

You were sayin’ Judes...?

Help, HElp!! Purple lines everywhere!

zaine said on :

I’ve dropped my soap somewhere... o__O

ally77 said on :

I want what your all on.... ;)

purplemedusa said on :

And there’s life! :)

Meeeewwwwwwh!

MiracleMan said on :

*tapping Zaine on the shoulder to give her the soap*

MiracleMan said on :

*tapping Kachina on the shoulder to hand her a lovely packet of writing paper*

MiracleMan said on :

*Clearing throat*

Who’s knickers are these?

MiracleMan said on :

*Comtempl8ing something filthy. . .Bad, bad, MM*

kachina008 said on :

damn right, it’s better than yours...

MM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you lovely creature!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooog. i can just FEEL my IQ drop a couple of notches.

purplemedusa said on :

I can teach you but I’ll have 2 charge...

*purplemedusa thinks it’s time to get rid of the Stuart Little’s in her house...*

kachina008 said on :

I like the new Kelis single “fool me twice” is that what it’s called?

MiracleMan said on :

*taps medusa on the shoulder and hands him a milkshake*

MiracleMan said on :

*and a cigarette*

purplemedusa said on :

Oh god... a milkshake & a smoke! Heaven... I know what I’ll be having for breakfast in a couple o’ hours. Pitty Micky D’s closed :(

purplemedusa said on :

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Denstandigaresan said on :

Can’t get anymore random than this thread if you tried.
(grin)

Jud (moderator) said on :

should I go or not????

kachina008 said on :

ah yes SPAM. they try to make it harder for the auto block programs to detect them.

one of my SPAM mails acutally came with jokes. my bf saw me reading them, and he was like...’you read ur SPAM!?!??!’ :P

zaine said on :

MM, that’s not my soap. where you find it? It looks kinda cool actually.
wow that’s one funky hat you have on there!!!

MiracleMan said on :

Zainey—that ain’t no hat.

That ad was code. Don’t order the product! If you enlarge your penis, the terrorists win!

purplemedusa said on :

Have no need to.

kachina008 said on :

“have no need to”
wow. such confidence.

purplemedusa said on :

*pm runs at the thought of over-exposure*

kachina008 said on :

plz!!! underexposure is good !! :P

purplemedusa said on :

j.j.

kachina008 said on :

:D

MiracleMan said on :

j.j.?

Jumpin’ Jehosephat?
Jesus Jones?
Jennifer Jones?
Jewish Jujubes?
Jack Johnson?
Jealous Jeans?
Ja Ja?
Jelly Jar?
Jam Jar?
Jar Jar?
k d lang?

kachina008 said on :

or:

just joking??

purplemedusa said on :

@ kachina008 - not just a pretty face, hey!

Santi said on :

My cookies supply is over :’(

kachina008 said on :

PM: I’m best known for my brains.
want some?

I want cake.

zaine said on :

*hands Kachina a cake, and Santi a cookie*

zaine said on :

*and MM a hat*

MiracleMan said on :

I don’t want the hat, Zaine. I know where it’s been. And I know where IT was before the hat was there. I hope you washed your hands before you handled the foodstuffs.

purplemedusa said on :

*PM puts a bowl of dried meat(called biltong in South Africa) on the table and then hides behind a bush*

zaine said on :

*zaine kreeps up to the bowl and cautiously takes a sniff*

purplemedusa said on :

*PM rolls out of the bush with laughter*

purplemedusa said on :

Nah that’s cruel! *PM replace the bowl with McDonnalds Choco Milkshakes for everyone*

MiracleMan said on :

Why does mine taste like biltong?

purplemedusa said on :

... and you would know what biltong takes like?

MiracleMan said on :

I assume it tastes like a rancid chocolate milkshake, but I could be wrong.

purplemedusa said on :

Okay... never tried it in a Chocolate Milkshake... but have tried tinned catfood with it (was about 3yrs old, then).

MiracleMan said on :

LOL!

MiracleMan said on :

Mind the bushes everyone. Somebody threw up there.

*goes off to brush his teeth after vomiting in a bush*

purplemedusa said on :

Let’s go & see what MM had for lunch...

purplemedusa said on :

...mmm hairballs! Someone’s been at it with the carpet again!

MiracleMan said on :

Ummmm. . . That’s not from a carpet. . .

MiracleMan said on :

As in—probably the drapes.

Where the hell did everybody go? Was it the smell?

MiracleMan said on :

*a wind kicks up a cloud of dust as a tumbleweed bounces eastward*

purplemedusa said on :

MM... That fresh breeze did the trick!

Danger: Smoking can kill you!

ally77 said on :

I want a ticket for Stockholm concert 23rd or 24th! anyone??

zaine said on :

*pokes MM with a stick*

Billie said on :

@ally77 i’ve got one if u like 2 buy it
for the 24th in sthlm...

kachina008 said on :

Damn! 28oC here today..
Ice cream scoopy anyone? I find the vanilla flavor particularly soothing.

zaine said on :

*wipes computer screen with sleeve*

purplemedusa said on :

Nah... I want a cup of vanilly coffee! It’s winter here in South Africa, you know!!

MiracleMan said on :

Flavored with biltong?

purplemedusa said on :

Nah... minus the biltong! was told yesterday that the Yanks goes apeshit for biltong... don’t know how true that is!

kachina008 said on :

Zaine: i do NOT (!!) drool. and certainly not over the computer. ;P

zaine said on :

@kachina: knickers!

kachina008 said on :

PANTS!!!! :)

purplemedusa said on :

Camel toe!!!

MiracleMan said on :

Careful, those camels can really spit.

*hands Zaine a towel with which to wipe her monitor again*

purplemedusa said on :

Well, I presume Camel toes are your department, then MM...

*PM hands MM a tissue to wipe the drool from his mouth*

zaine said on :

*thinks for a moment for an amusing and entertaining reply*
nope.
nothing...

Denstandigaresan said on :

Yeah, this is going somewhere! THE GUTTER!!
*Tsk* Men. :rollseyes:

purplemedusa said on :

*PM invites DSR to play along*

(It’s when we’ve gained their trust that we’re able to strike the hardest!)

purplemedusa said on :

God, that sounds like something Bush would say...

Denstandigaresan said on :

Na you’re alright ta.
I’ll let you lot ride this topic out on your own! ;)

MiracleMan said on :

Hey, Indgo Gorgon!

It occurred to me yesterday that biltong might be what we call jerky in the US. Could this be right?

It’s cured and dried hunks of meat—beef most of the time. Then yeah, Yanks eat a crap load of that every year. Not me so much, but every once in a while it’s a good snack on the go.

Not good flavoring for a frozen dairy confection though.

purplemedusa said on :

Wonder Boy,

Yes... jerky rings a bell somewhere: a definate South African import!! And no... I wouldn’t use it as a toping on a milkshake... but you do get cheese spreads with a biltong flavour....

Denstandigaresan said on :

Jerky smells like dog food. :-O

purplemedusa said on :

Okay... whats up with me desktop tonight! The darn icons can’t stand still -> well they can but every time my curser comes close they run! It’s actually fun... but this hunting of icons can get a little tiring!

*PM gets out the hardcore safari gear*

Denstandigaresan said on :

Sounds like you have the magistr. virus. :( Update your antivirus(You do have one??) and run it... should go byebyes then. :)

Denstandigaresan said on :

Pe_shoerec.A virus can also do this.
A couple can actually.

purplemedusa said on :

Oh shit!! I just thought my baby was jokin around with me... let try & catch that antivirus icon...

*PM goes to hide behind the bush*

purplemedusa said on :

*PM returns exhausted*

Yip... DSR you were so right -> was magistr thingie!

Well, all seems to work fine now :) Thanx so much babes!!

Denstandigaresan said on :

That’s alright me darlin’... anytime. ;)

Must be quite amusing to see dancing icons... but, when you realise what’s causing it, it’s no longer funny!

purplemedusa said on :

yes... it gave me baby real character... but yeah -> scarry thought of having a nasty lil’ creepy crawly on her!!

*TO OFFER: Male safari gear available free to good home. Only available in a medium size. In good condition - only a few red wine stains! Contact number: +purplemedusa (international rates apply!)*

Denstandigaresan said on :

Keep that anti virus proggie up-to-date... else auntie Manda will smack botty. ;)

MiracleMan said on :

ONLY red wine stains. . .?

Denstandigaresan said on :

WOOHOOO.. just logged onto my yahoo account to be greated with...
Increased storage capacity – from your current level to 100MB
Increase in individual message send/receive size from 3MB to 10MB

100MB baby, it was 6MB!! That’s just fabbbb... and 10MB upload/download... Ok... so what can I send??!! ;)
Cooool.
Ok... I am now relaxed. ;)

ally77 said on :

That’s good for a freebie email provided...

purplemedusa said on :

It must have been lunch... but it’s over now! :)

ally77 said on :

I’ll have this one back as well...

But will one of these wonderful mods on TDR please put a N in Radomness?? and make it RANDOMNESS!!!!!

Radomness?? what the frig was I thinking....

MiracleMan said on :

Still funny two years on. My, oh, my! Thanks for dredging this one up again, Ally. Biltong milkshakes all ’round!

MiracleMan said on :

*throws up in bushes again*

Ah well, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, see if you can get away with it a third time.

And I still have no knickers on!

oukkirox said on :

Only shoes you wearing is that you are....heh,heh,not be sick....

LittleSpooky said on :

It took me about 20 minutes to get past the camel toe / spitting camel remarks.

Damn I’m such a pervert.

MiracleMan said on :

I blame that on Medusa. He’s got such a filthy mind. (I the innocent working—I’m doing my best Bambi eyes here.)

ally77 said on :

I wish one of those handy mods would correct the title.... lol

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