How long is your one?
lawyer said on January 31, 2004 12:12:
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zaine said on January 31, 2004 17:08:
strange. my friend told me that joke this morning on the bus... kinda creepy!
MiracleMan said on January 31, 2004 19:42:
It’s not overly long, but it is a mouthfull.
How’s that for tasteless?
Denstandigaresan said on January 31, 2004 22:19:
Mine is pretty average. But it’s not the size that matters. ;)
Denstandigaresan said on February 1, 2004 15:10:
OMG! I’ve never twigged there ally! Doh! Oooh, you’re famous. :D:D
Denstandigaresan said on February 1, 2004 15:15:
I’m famous too. :D There is a town near me named after us. ;) Also a funeral firm here, but WOW... lots and lots of stuff with my name on google. :D:D
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=westlake&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=
MiracleMan said on February 1, 2004 15:54:
Lets see if I can do this right this time. . .
Denny, there’s a hardware/diy store chain with your last name here in the US
And if I google my last name, it says there’s about 19 million matches. . .
Denstandigaresan said on February 1, 2004 16:04:
MM: Her name is on the UK notes... Chief Cashier of the bank of England... she’s not only famous, SHE’S RICH! ;);););):D:D:D
ally77 said on February 1, 2004 18:53:
Yeah it’s my auntie, but don’t tell everyone! ;) we also own a castle and mini zoo in Cumbria. Oh damn I nearly forgot we own a cake factory as well!
ally77 said on February 1, 2004 18:56:
See follow the link to my castle, who needs Harry Potter when you can have me!
http://www.lowther.co.uk/lowther_castle/
ally77 said on February 3, 2004 20:56:
@ Zaine, I do... a big yellow one in the bathroom! She’s called LouLou! ;)
zaine said on February 3, 2004 21:42:
loulou? any reason for that?!
I used to have a whole family with mummy duck and 3 little babies :D
MiracleMan said on February 4, 2004 01:31:
Mine is a rather nice, handleable size, unless it gets excited, then it gets a little unruly. It loves the wet and lots of petting.
It also quacks loudly when it needs attention.
Aaso said on February 4, 2004 16:39:
so how do yo ufeed your DUCK when it will be hungry? [EDIT] and where do you keep it??? Just wanna know!
MiracleMan said on February 6, 2004 00:01:
Well, it’s not diseased, if that’s what you’re asking. . .
Aaso, I keep it safely tucked away, so folks don’t stare in public. It also keeps the cops from arresting me for having it out in a public place.
And Zaine, is that vicious (mean), or viscous (thick), or viscus (body organ)?
MiracleMan said on February 6, 2004 00:02:
Oh, wait! Are you talking about my DUCK again?. . . once more, my bad.
Denstandigaresan said on February 6, 2004 00:38:
MM: Stop it!!! I keep having laughter fits! It’s nearly 1am! Mummy will kill me. :(
LittleSpooky said on February 8, 2004 05:48:
*hands MM a package of Quackers*
For your duck, dude. I figured Nabisco would work
MiracleMan said on February 9, 2004 00:31:
Thank you, Spooky. It was gettin a bit hungry,
*giggling* Baaaaaaaaad pun, Zaine. . . don’t make me put you in the corner in this thread too. ;D
zaine said on February 9, 2004 16:39:
lol
well, duct tape is what we use for the electrics in the theatre. It they thick grey stuff, white on the underside.
MM, you thought that was bad?!
Duct tape is like the force. It’s got a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together. :P
LittleSpooky said on February 10, 2004 03:11:
I know what Duct tape is... but since this is for M’s DUCK, I thought it would be DUCK TAPE.
Someone missed the boat and is standing on the dock
LaMan said on January 31, 2004 13:30:
tasteless.