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How long is your one?

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tasteless.

strange. my friend told me that joke this morning on the bus... kinda creepy!

It’s not overly long, but it is a mouthfull.

How’s that for tasteless?

Nah, I like that.. made me laugh!

LOL

Mine is pretty average. But it’s not the size that matters. ;)

Mine’s quite a famous one!! check your £ notes!!! ;)

OMG! I’ve never twigged there ally! Doh! Oooh, you’re famous. :D:D

I’m famous too. :D There is a town near me named after us. ;) Also a funeral firm here, but WOW... lots and lots of stuff with my name on google. :D:D

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=westlake&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=

Ally, your last name is Zero?

Lets see if I can do this right this time. . .

Denny, there’s a hardware/diy store chain with your last name here in the US

And if I google my last name, it says there’s about 19 million matches. . .

MM: Her name is on the UK notes... Chief Cashier of the bank of England... she’s not only famous, SHE’S RICH! ;);););):D:D:D

Yeah it’s my auntie, but don’t tell everyone! ;) we also own a castle and mini zoo in Cumbria. Oh damn I nearly forgot we own a cake factory as well!

See follow the link to my castle, who needs Harry Potter when you can have me!

http://www.lowther.co.uk/lowther_castle/

Surely I was thinking of a D**K!!! What else??

Ducks, Aaso?

lolzzzzzzz

MM, do you have a big duck then?

@ Zaine, I do... a big yellow one in the bathroom! She’s called LouLou! ;)

loulou? any reason for that?!
I used to have a whole family with mummy duck and 3 little babies :D

yes I´m also curious what size is MM´s duck?

Mine is a rather nice, handleable size, unless it gets excited, then it gets a little unruly. It loves the wet and lots of petting.

It also quacks loudly when it needs attention.

Oh, wait! You said DUCK. . . my bad.

so how do yo ufeed your DUCK when it will be hungry? [EDIT] and where do you keep it??? Just wanna know!

is it viscous?! does it bite or spit?!

does it foam at the mouth sometimes????! :P

Well, it’s not diseased, if that’s what you’re asking. . .

Aaso, I keep it safely tucked away, so folks don’t stare in public. It also keeps the cops from arresting me for having it out in a public place.

And Zaine, is that vicious (mean), or viscous (thick), or viscus (body organ)?

Oh, wait! Are you talking about my DUCK again?. . . once more, my bad.

MM: Stop it!!! I keep having laughter fits! It’s nearly 1am! Mummy will kill me. :(

lol, yeah I meant vicious! dude, you need help!

Help? With my. . . duck?

lol, yeah that too!

*hands MM a package of Quackers*

For your duck, dude. I figured Nabisco would work

I need some duct tape.
My duck has a quack in it...

Thank you, Spooky. It was gettin a bit hungry,

*giggling* Baaaaaaaaad pun, Zaine. . . don’t make me put you in the corner in this thread too. ;D

Isn’t that duc-K tape?

Only for a mallard.

lol
well, duct tape is what we use for the electrics in the theatre. It they thick grey stuff, white on the underside.
MM, you thought that was bad?!
Duct tape is like the force. It’s got a light side, a dark side, and holds the universe together. :P

I know what Duct tape is... but since this is for M’s DUCK, I thought it would be DUCK TAPE.

Someone missed the boat and is standing on the dock

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