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How many TDRers does it take to...
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Stormkeeper said on December 13, 2003 11:34:
How many Roxers does it take to change a light bulb?
.......and the answers are:
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling / grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
41 to correct spelling / grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether its “lightbulb” or “light bulb”.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 for being anal-retentive.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”.
27 to post URLs where you can see examples of different light bulbs.
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a FAQ.
2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy.
4 to say “didn’t we go through all this already a short while ago?”
43 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs”
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months later and start the whole thing off all over again.
Jackeill said on December 16, 2003 13:32:
i like this one with matrix fans better.
so, how many matrix fans does it take to change the light bulb?
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and here is the answer ;)
there is no light bulb :P
harriej said on June 27, 2004 21:28:
sometimes these answers depend on the country where the people come from, or how blond they are.
purplemedusa said on June 28, 2004 08:41:
ROFLOL... very good, but you’ve missed a couple!! Here goes;
How many Roxers does it take to change a light bulb?
.......and the answers are:
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
1 to request photo’s of light fixture
5 to share photo’s of their fixtures
30 to comment on the bad tastes of fellow users
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
27 to point out spelling / grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.
41 to correct spelling / grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether its “lightbulb” or “light bulb”.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 for being anal-retentive.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”.
27 to post URLs where you can see examples of different light bulbs.
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.
44 to ask what is a FAQ.
2 to post reasons why the light bulb burning out is the result of a government conspiracy.
4 to say “didn’t we go through all this already a short while ago?”
43 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs”
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months later and start the whole thing off all over again.
(then one sunny day) 1 Moderator to archive the topic that’s pretty much concluded
40 users to complain about the closing of the topic
5 to complain about the color of the archived topics
3 moderators to come to the rescue of the other & refusing to re-open the topic
(only to allow the users to re-create the topic again)
tevensso (moderator) said on December 13, 2003 11:38:
Stolen, but funny! Ha ha!