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more Michael Jackson jokes
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LaMan said on July 16, 2003 15:31:
part 1 was succesful so here comes some more...
Did you hear that Michael Jackson had a baby boy last week?
Yup, it’s true ... and the week before that he had a 12 year old boy.
Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!
He asked his wife’s doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
Rumor has it that Michael Jackson’s baby was conceived through artificial insemination. Pee Wee Herman was best man at the wedding. Coincidence? I think not.
Q: What’s the first problem the Michael’s child will have in life?
A: Figuring out which parent is his mother.
Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex?
A: It’s all very tongue in cheek.
Q: What’s sex like for Michael?
A: Child’s Play.
LittleSpooky said on July 17, 2003 02:57:
*groans*
Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn
immoraldissident said on July 18, 2003 15:23:
haha.... thats not really that funny... fairly predictable and obvious... how bout...
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag?
One is plastic and hazardous to your health and the other one is used to carry groceries.
or like...
What’s blond, has six legs, and sings like Michael Jackson?
Hanson.
hahah see... now thats a smile worthy couple of jokes... its obvious he molests children... so why joke about it... you know... its funnier when you EXPECT anything abaout him to be about kids but then... its not... wooo yeah...
sorry
kiwijazza said on July 19, 2003 02:54:
Hmm...that plastic bag joke would kill if you worded it “hazardous to children”. Hehehehe!
immoraldissident said on July 19, 2003 15:05:
yeah there is one like that but.... i didnt feel like typing it
kiwijazza said on July 17, 2003 01:08:
Hahahaha...I’m loving the one about the mother!