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Funny Bumper Stickers.
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Jackie_Radiorox said on May 26, 2003 02:15:
Silly topic but I am heavily medicated and figured tohave fun. Anyway, I have a small collection of Bumperstickers that have some amusing things. Anyone else seen any interesting ones?
Here’s a few -
-Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
-There’s Too Much Blood In My Caffiene System.
-Therapy Is Expensive. Popping Bubble Paper is Cheap, YOU CHOOSE!
-Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
-Having Abandoned My Search For Truth, I Am Now Looking For A Good Fantasy.
-Sex On TV Doesn’t Hurt You... Unless You Fall Off.
on_a_mission said on May 26, 2003 15:10:
Well the legendary:
-Sh*t Happens
-Up yer kilt (way popular in Scotland)
-Sterilise stupid people
-Beer- Helping white guys dance since 1842
-you lost - get over it! (should be given to E. Vision losers!!)
-Discourage inbreeding - ban country music
-PETA (people eating tasty animals)
-My kid kicked the crap - outta your honour roll student
-Enjoy beer, its not just for breakfast anymore!
That lot should keep you amused, @jackie, what kinda drugs you buzzin on? hehe
marre said on May 26, 2003 15:34:
“Beam me up Scotty ,There is no Intelligent life here”
The truth is out there
Jackie_Radiorox said on May 26, 2003 17:55:
Jackie is on a bit too much Advil Cold and Flu and will still have to go see a doctor cos something vile has crawled up into me lungs I think. Hoping it’s not the little creature from Aliens that can be not so good. :D
Here are just a few more of mine
-Santa is Only Joly because he knows where all teh bad girls live
-Someone here is thinking of sex.... Okay! It’s me!
-Oh sure....but what’s the speed of dark?!
-Auntie Em:
Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog - Dorothy.
-Don’t Worry It only seems kinky the first time
-If At Frist yOu Don’t suceed destroy all evidence that you tried
-It’s Been Lovely, but I have to scream now
-Oh, I see the f**k up fairy has visited us again
-From now on, we’ll f**k things up MY WAY!
-I Hate The fact that you people don’t salute me
-NO Coffee, NO Workee
-I found Jesus! He was behind my sofa the entire time!
-Hearattacks, God’s way of punishing us for eating his Animal friends.
on_a_mission said on May 26, 2003 18:30:
hey, if it is the little creature from aliens at least you can get the reality TV rights! (or be in the next Jonas Akerlund movie) Alternatively, mix cold and flu remedies with alcohol, and feel stoned, stoned, stoned... ;)
PS - none of this is really a good idea
on_a_mission said on May 26, 2003 22:04:
@jackie since the rest of ’off topic’ and tdr has gone mental, ie everyone wants to fight/cry/moan here are some funny t-shirt slogans to make the time pass
-Peace Through Superior Firepower
-People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do!
-Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
-Property of State Penitentiary, You Never Saw Me!
-Remember, it’s not, “How high are you?” it’s “Hi, how are you?”
-Remember, your unique, just like everyone else!!!
-Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a schizophrenic and so am I !
-SSSS–Sex is evil. Sex is sin. Sins are forgiven. So lets begin.
-Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
-Smile, it’s the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips
-So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time
-Stupidity Should Be Painful
-Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
-Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
-The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread
-The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
-The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach
-The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
-The face is familiar but I can’t quite remember my name
-The best way to a man’s heart is to saw his breast plate open
-The Boat Sank - Get Over It
That is,if the alien hasn’t ripped your chest open and /or you’re not stoned on a concoction of flu remedies and booze, lol
Take it easy :)
Jackie_Radiorox said on June 3, 2003 07:58:
LOL!!! Nice list... TDR gone mental.. Jee... that’s news... NOT! ;)
I stand by my belief that Some (not saying all) Rox fans are the worst ever. I used to run a fanclub for a S. American dood and never had I had the problems and fights that occur here.
What pisses me off is that you tell a group that you got something signed by either P or M and tyhey can’t be happy they have to try to surpass you. Doesn’t happy with any of the other newsletters or froums for other bands that I join in. Hell, the Scorpions newsletter people were all happy for me.
on_a_mission said on June 3, 2003 09:56:
totally Jackie - there are some mental doods on this page. I just use it for the laughs I get. Take it easy
Vixzter said on June 3, 2003 16:30:
I’m Going Nuckin’ Futs
and
Help! I’m Having An Out Of Money Experience
are the best I’ve seen ;) mainly coz they’re mine :P
harriej said on June 3, 2003 20:19:
Irish Philosophy:
In life there are only two things to worry about:
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, then there are two things to worry about.
Either you get well or you die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are two things to worry about.
Either you go to heaven or you go to hell.
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about,
but if you go to hell, you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends, you won’t have time to worry!!
Jackie_Radiorox said on June 3, 2003 20:25:
LOL! Harrie that philosophy is on my Tattoo dood’s wall. LOL!
I have one that says
-Nevermind the Girlie Toys, I want Tattooed Boys!
-Hi! I don’t care, thanks!
-I bite on the first date
-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile away— and barefoot!
on_a_mission said on June 3, 2003 20:29:
@jackie LOL
go and stick some jokes in my chillout thread - maybe it will lighten the crazy mood around here!
take it easy - oam
Jackie_Radiorox said on June 3, 2003 23:32:
OAM - Got one for everyone here.
-Don’t believe everything you think
;)
Anarem said on May 26, 2003 02:22:
“Jesus loves you– but everybody else thinks you’re an a**hole.”