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ONCE UPON THE TIME
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Majdy said on May 20, 2003 08:25:
There was a little girl...
Stormkeeper said on May 20, 2003 11:27:
until she found out Zee was dating another girl at the same time :p ...
kachina008 said on May 20, 2003 12:47:
and then she decided she liked girls better anyway. :P
hehehe
TinyBubbles said on May 20, 2003 12:54:
But Zee was just too good of a catch to let get away, so she changed her mind... (woman do that a lot ya know...
Alex_Rox said on May 20, 2003 13:01:
She thought that maybe she can trust Alex .... and she went on! Zee didn’t know that there are lots of guys around !!
TinyBubbles said on May 20, 2003 13:03:
Then, on a rainy Tuesday, Zee received an anonymous note tipping him off about Alex...
Alex_Rox said on May 20, 2003 13:15:
.... While Alex was thinking about the strange call that he had last night!! ....
zeeshan said on May 20, 2003 14:45:
meanwhile Zee starts practicing shooting again and takes out the gun which is inside his closet. Their love is strong but hey Zee do not trust these “GUYS*.
ak: don’t destroy this movie. Stay quiet and just let the story move on may be it will become more interesting ;) hahaha
BTW: I still can’t stop laffing!!!!!!! ahahahah keep ’em coming dudes! MAJDY u have again come up with a brilliant idea!
TinyBubbles said on May 20, 2003 14:56:
Zee’s gun convinces Alex to stay out of the picture...Meanwhile the girl (who we shall name Emma) fell for Alex’s twin brother. Zee doesn’t know Alex has a twin brother (most probably Alex doesn’t know it either:) And Zee sees Alex (but actually Alex’s brother) with Emma and then....
xuxa said on May 20, 2003 16:07:
the real Alex arrives too and Zee stays very confused because he doesn’t know who is who. And sundelly...he realises that the girl is not the Real Emma , because the real one has a tatoo on her neck and this girl doesn’t, so....
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 16:37:
He kills the fake emma, alex and himself with the gun he has practiced shooting with.
ps: I was eating grapes. You guys made me laugh (when zee started the whole gun thing) and I started drooling at work hahaha.
xuxa said on May 20, 2003 16:58:
@Damineh: why did you have to KILL everybody??? well, I was hoping that we could have found a happy end for this story :((
Nothing justifies to kill people, don’t you agree? :)
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 17:23:
Haha I knew this would come >:)
Oh well lets un-kill everyone. But don’t you think people cheating on each other in this story is sad on its own? :(
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 17:33:
Zee thinks oh hell with the real Emma. She’s better off with Alex ( real or fake who cares). He shows his affection for the fake Emma thinking oh well no tattoo is better anyways. Kissing Emma on the tattoo was not enjoyable anyways :D ….oh, and it would be costly if they wanted to remove it using the new tattoo-removing technology.
Alex_Rox said on May 20, 2003 18:17:
.... Alex was surprised when he saw another Alex. Maybe he was dreaming, NO it wasn’t a dream. Actually he could remmeber nothing about his past unless the days he spent with his old grandpa.
His grandpa always told him amazing stories about the two brothers that have lost each other when they were born ... !!
And now this mysterious girl come around with her tattoo!! What’s going on here ? Alex was thinking and reviewing his memories through his old pictures in his only album .... what is this ?? Alex focused on the pic .... his eyes couldn’t believe what he saw . A tattoo ....
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 18:19:
but Emma gave Zee the good/bad news: she was pregnant with his baby!!!
Aschrum said on May 20, 2003 18:28:
... and until he recognized that emma isnt the gal of his heart he had a good time with her.
henceforth hes looking for another girl, called sana, that has, as he was told, the most beautiful eyes in the world and...
xuxa said on May 20, 2003 18:35:
and Zee realised that Sana was really the woman of his life so he told her the truth and both decide to run away to another country. But someone discovered their plans and decided to tsay everything to emma...
Aschrum said on May 20, 2003 18:39:
... and emma used to kick sana’s ass to get back to zee, but sana’s father was pissed of by emma and stopped her...
TinyBubbles said on May 20, 2003 18:49:
So, naturally, Emma went running after Zee..
They met at the hotel Zee and Sana were staying at. Zee
confessed that even though he still had feelings for her
it was useless cuz he and Sana got married
the night before! Sad and depressed, Emma ran out and in the lobby of
the hotel she overheard Sana telling the receptionist that she
was actually a transvestite and since she and Zee hadn’t actually
consummated the marriage yet,.. Zee had no idea...
Aschrum said on May 20, 2003 19:15:
when they were about to sleep with eachother zee was totally shocked and decided to...
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 20:52:
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
Pray
Haahaahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahah
OH DEAR LORD!
I said EMMA WAS PREGNANT! Whatever happened to that??!?!
Sana is married while Emma is pregnant? Which one is more important guys?
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 20:54:
Oh anyways…
Zee decided to leave Sana for Emma as he is used to doing it :D.
Another suggestion: I guess you guys were better off with Zee killing Sana, Alexes, Emmas and himself eh?
TinyBubbles said on May 20, 2003 20:55:
She was so shocked about Sana really being a man, that she went into early labour....
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 21:15:
Who said Zee loves Sana anyways? :D
Zee should kill them all including himself.
TinyBubbles said on May 20, 2003 22:51:
Alex (the REAL Alex) decided to run for the presidency of Zimbabwe and so Emma (the REAL Emma) decided it would be cool to be a president’s wife. She then again persued Alex (the REAL Alex).
Zee on the other hand couldn’t bare living without Emma, so he followed her to Zimbabwe...
DaminehGessle said on May 20, 2003 23:07:
Where did you get Zimbabwe from?? HAHA You guys are crazy!
Alex got killed on his way to Zimbabwe. Poor Emma!
Majdy said on May 21, 2003 02:56:
Alex wasn’t killed at all. A mysterious asian girl (hey, that’s me!) saved him. But he got amnesia. He doens’t even remember his name...
Alex_Rox said on May 21, 2003 04:01:
Who am I ?? Where did I come from?? I actually remember nothing but this Asian gilr :DD
zeeshan said on May 21, 2003 05:13:
The Asian girl (we’ll call her MAMDY) took Alex to her country for a proper medical attention. There Alex got some treatment and started feeling much better. She invited Alex to her friend’s birthday party where MAMDY’s friend met Alex and when she saw him, she said, OooOoO I am living in a box but I am out when oppportunity nox and she also said I GOT A CRUSH ON YOU. Alex realized that he had a beautiful Asian girl standing in front of her who was dieing to kiss him so he leaned forward to kiss her. When they were ABOUT to kiss there was an “ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” sound and Alex found his cheeks, lips and whole face... WET.
Asian girl’s friend was actually from China and was infected with SARS and then later Alex was found infected as well and he was quarinted.
*You guys carry it on forward*
Z
Majdy said on May 21, 2003 06:27:
But then Mamdy found out that the doctor was wrong. so, Alex only got an usual flue but got healing again. In fact Mamdy was suspicious about that doctor. He didn’t looked like indonesian. he found out that the doctor was not a real doctor at all. he’s actually a pakistani guy! she wonder what does the pakistani doctor doing in Indonesia.
xuxa said on May 21, 2003 07:30:
Hey guys! don’t you think that this story is becoming... weird?? :D
wendy said on May 21, 2003 07:55:
That Pakistani doctor heared in his country about the one and only mamdy,he wanted to find her and marry her!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TinyBubbles said on May 21, 2003 12:45:
Yes, that’s right folks. Zee is pretending to be an Indonesian doctor. He heard about the lovely Mamdy and decided to get back at Alex. So this misterious Indonesian/Pakistani doctor (who of course wasn’t a real doctor, since his just little old Zee) (i don’t mean anything by that Zee :) worked his ass off to make lots and lots of money by doing the full monty in ladies’ old age homes. They looooveeed Zee! So anyway. Now that he was a zillionare, he decided to expose himself to Mamdy (in an innocent decent kind of way of course) as Zee, the not so much an Indonesian/Pakistani doctor....
DaminehGessle said on May 21, 2003 15:18:
Mamdy threw the ring back at him saying: Die b***h die and shot him!
How come you guys don’t like action?? Haha! SHOOT SOMEONE!
wendy said on May 21, 2003 15:37:
His blood “flied” all over the place,even on Mamdy!!!
She had to go home for a shower,and,she had to watch out,cuz,if somebody would see her like that,they would all know what she haves done!!!!
Jackie_Radiorox said on May 21, 2003 18:47:
Not dead at all.. it was his clone (dunno where he came from but hey!) that she had killed. Zee takes out a sword and chops her head off.
Then from behind Zee hears a funny noize and lookse down to see a child. Emma’s child which had turned out to be a demon child with red eyes. The demo child jumps on Zee and bites!
TinyBubbles said on May 21, 2003 19:02:
..Never knew Zee could be so violent!
Anyways, so Zee turned into a vampire..
zeeshan said on May 21, 2003 19:05:
arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Zee woke up screaming, cold and sweating in his bed. “What a horrible nightmare. A NEW BORN INFANT with red eyes jumping on me and then biting!? uffff thank lord!”, he said.
Yes folks it was all a horrible nightmare. He turned around and saw EMMA sleeping (yeah she was on drugs). Went back to bed but suddenly the phone rang. He answered the phone and to his shock it was his last girlfriend... Damimeh. She said ...
Z
Aschrum said on May 21, 2003 19:11:
that she got pregnant (emma was it only in his nightmare) in the time when she was still his galfriend...
zeeshan said on May 21, 2003 19:14:
“pregnant ??”, surprised Zeeshan said, “but but.. HOW!? but we didn’t...............”
zeeshan said on May 21, 2003 19:14:
“pregnant ??”, surprised Zeeshan said, “but but.. HOW!? but we didn’t...............”
harriej said on May 21, 2003 19:15:
In the mean time Emma gave birth to Zee’s child (in the continuing nightmare), a girl which was named Zeeshanti.
Aschrum said on May 21, 2003 19:15:
... and she reminded him to the night when he used drugs the first time...
zeeshan said on May 21, 2003 19:29:
Damimeh’s husband (yes she has a husban) Hammiej found out about that. He was angry, frustrated and errrrr all that stuff. He went to meet Zee the next day (as Hammiej and Zee were friends too) and asked him to lend him the BIG GUN he has. Zeeshan didn’t know what was gona happen so he gave him the gun. Hammiej went to home and found Damimeh on phone (sheesh talk about utility BILLS!). He took out the gun, took an aim and said... YOU WANT ACTION???? I’LL GIVE YOU ACTION and Kabaaammmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damimeh was found HEADLESS all wet in a blood pool. Hammiej went back to Zee and gave him the gun he returned, went to the cops and confessed his crime. He was arrested and then.....
harriej said on May 21, 2003 19:32:
all they found were the fingerprints of Zeeshan. Hammiej wore gloves during the crime.
zeeshan said on May 21, 2003 19:37:
Zeeshan was apparently found guilty and was sentenced for Death...
Z
harriej said on May 21, 2003 19:40:
But the judge knew Damimeh and Zee and decided that Damimeh would not have wanted this, so he was free.
harriej said on May 21, 2003 19:42:
So the death sentence was given to someone else.
It turned out that the murder was set in to scene.
The blown of head of Damimeh was the masterpiece of the special effects!
harriej said on May 21, 2003 19:53:
Damimeh said to Zeeshan:
That was a great piece of masterwork, that movie you made! Zee could only agree with his mistress!
Then he asked Damimeh: Where the hell is Anda?
Damimeh responded: I do not know where your wife is! I am here just for making love to you!
Zeeshan responded: Let’s make love then!!
Aschrum said on May 21, 2003 20:04:
but when he removed all his clothing he decided not to make it and go home to go to bed
wendy said on May 21, 2003 20:20:
Wich made damimeh so angry,that she followed Zeeshan to his home!!!!
DaminehGessle said on May 21, 2003 21:27:
I am laughing so hard I can’t stop and I’m at work! YOU GUYS HAHA
DaminehGessle said on May 21, 2003 21:30:
“I’m gonna abort your baby, you nasty pig” she said in anger.....
wendy said on May 21, 2003 21:38:
She(i dunno who’s pregnant :O ) answered “If you do that,i’ll abort you,you.....Aaarrrrgggggghhhhhhhh”
xuxa said on May 21, 2003 23:01:
I’m LOOOOOOOOOST!! Maybe it’s because I arrived now from the Gym and I’m sooooooo tired:((((
I’ll think about this tomorrow...
But I think that you guys are doing a good job. it’s kinda weird... but I’m laughing a lot!!! :D
DaminehGessle said on May 21, 2003 23:02:
Haha xuxa yeah! I didn’t like them killing off my character though!
Majdy said on May 22, 2003 03:47:
meanwhile, Alex twin sister’s Wendy got so worried because Alex never returned home. last time she saw him, when he went to the laundry and never came back.
She was shock when she saw the news that Alex run for Zimbabwe president, but mysteriously disappeared.
She decide that she must found him.
zeeshan said on May 22, 2003 05:37:
hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! ok so I know that EVERYBODY HERE IS A DEVIL :D lols!!! lols!! can’t stop laughing any Damineh even I AM AT WORK.. even my colleges are enjoying this thing!! lols!
(STORY CONTINUES)
WeMdy (Alex twin sister) was worried because she remembers the reason of Alex running away for Zimbabwe was after a disbute on WASHING DISHES and COOKING so she......
wendy said on May 22, 2003 07:33:
Went to Zimbabwe......
Would she ever come back??? *mysterious music*
Majdy said on May 22, 2003 07:42:
But she get into wrong plane that take her to Indonesia.
She got lost there because she didn’t have any friend.
She really didn’t know what to do. But then he saw a BIG poster in the street. Anton Live in Jakarta. She notice that her twin brother who was in the poster.
“Oh my god. Alex?!!” she was shock. She wondered what made him turned into a singer and why did he change his name anyway?
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 10:31:
and then she decided to phone to Megawati Sukarnoputri (the president of indonesia) to find out what’s going on there. And he told her that Alex won a Karaoke song contest when he was there for a few weeks, and a guy related to the music business invited him to record an album. So now Alez is a Rock Star in indonesia and all girls are absolutely crazy about him....
zeeshan said on May 22, 2003 12:35:
Alex became a ROCK STAR. Wemdy stays confused all the time. Damimeh and Hammiej are living together and so is Zee and Emma. End of story folks!
TADA!!!!!!!!!!
Z
TinyBubbles said on May 22, 2003 12:38:
Alex became famous all over the world. But all the fame got to him and so he started getting into some seriously twisted shit...
TinyBubbles said on May 22, 2003 15:01:
So what Alex needs now is a really nice girl to show him the light. Eh Xuxa?
DaminehGessle said on May 22, 2003 15:39:
ok me?? Don’t fight! haha
zee what did you mean by “can’t stop laughing any Damineh even I AM AT WORK.. even my colleges are enjoying this thing!! lols!” ???
DaminehGessle said on May 22, 2003 15:39:
On the other hand, Zee was getting thinner by day. He’d be all dizzy while riding his donkey. Something was
definitely wrong. He went to the doctor for tests. The doctor asked him whether he was involved with any
women in the past little while.
Zee: “ any doctor?? Any?”
Doc: “Yes, zee. Have you been sexually involved with any women lately?”
Zee: “Doctor. There are so many of them I can’t even remember their names.”
Doc: “Then my son. The chance that you are HIV positive is high. We shall test you for that.”
Zee: “But doctor that couldn’t possibly be true. That wouldn’t happen to me. That could never happen to me.”
Doc: “Son: people always think nothing would happen to them. Drunk driving, cancer from smoking, AIDS, teen pregnancy. These can happen to anyone including you. You are not an exception to this world.”
Zee: “ Oh no… OH NO! Lets think positive now. It’s better to get tested first and then bring out any conclusions to my weakness.”
Doc: “Ok. Just try to be calm.”
And Zee got tested for HIV. Yes… The doctor’s guess was right. Zee was not only HIV positive, he had AIDS.
Zee thought to himself: “ Now that I have AIDS, I should find out who I got it from or who I transmitted my HIV virus to.”
So he packed his bag, got on his donkey, looking for an answer.
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 15:40:
well... you seems to be a nice guy... but my heart belongs to another one :D
Aschrum said on May 22, 2003 16:11:
pfffffff blablablablabla
u have to stand and fight for what you are about to.
so tell that u will ever luv him ;)
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 19:27:
@Aschrum: I got your point .. i think AH AH
I was talking in the real life... lols, ok, but lets pretend that in this story too...
Yes!! you are right!! I’m going to fight for what I want and I’m going to tell him that I love him:
Zee I will love you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zeeshan said on May 22, 2003 19:31:
what is going on? :) Xuxa u know what? Aschrum is in love!!! Ande you can have loads of help here with yr love problem. So many love docs here but one word of caution though, DO NOT ASK FOR HELP FROM DAMINEH. She will most probably tell u to kill angie and then shoot yourself :S lols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xuxa: mmmmmm words are not coming to my mind right now but then again do I need words? ;)
Z
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 19:40:
ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahah
LOOOLLSSSSSS
Hey!! but you don’t need to use those words!!!!!!!
harriej said on May 22, 2003 19:52:
Aschrum is still denying his love for ANGIE, but she knows he loves her.
And she loves Aschrum too!
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 19:59:
God!! this seems to be a mexican soap opera.. a bad quality one....
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 20:20:
I would love tooo!! ARRIBAAA!!!!!
would you like to come with me???
harriej said on May 22, 2003 20:23:
Yes, sure.
When do you want to go?
One danger: We might run into ANGIE and Aschrum! But that’s no problem off course.
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 20:28:
No problem. i have a private jat , so we can go now!! where do you want to go??
DaminehGessle said on May 22, 2003 20:45:
But zee has aids dudes! Does anyone read my share of the story? :(
xuxa said on May 22, 2003 20:50:
yeah! but there is a great cientist in mexico who found out the cure to aids.. so we are gonna take Zee there and SAVe him!!
wendy said on May 22, 2003 20:50:
Yeah,damineh,i’ve read :p
But,you can’t see it from outside,maybe he’s just on drugs or so :DD
DaminehGessle said on May 22, 2003 20:53:
Haha
But he should share it with others. Don’t tell me Zee is one of those who don’t tell others about having AIDS and take down others with them :(. Oh no disaster knocks on our doors.
Majdy said on May 23, 2003 03:03:
Guys!!!! you’re breaking the ruless!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, let me continue...
Wemdy got frustrate because she couldn’t meet her twin brother Alex. But she didn’t have any money to go back to her country
so, she went to Indonesian famous night club, and became a stripper...
:)
powerpoplarry said on May 23, 2003 03:26:
And guess who she runs into at the club as a fellow stripper??? MAMDY!!! See, she decided the same thing, become a stripper. This freaked Wendy out, so she decides to compete with Mamdy, and so, Wendy becomes the master of all strip poles!! ;-P
And, while in Mexico, Zee is riding along on his new Mexican donkey, and a little song goes through his head, and it goes something like this...
...”Here comes another song about Mexico
I just can’t help myself
I lost my old lady
Got my Leuwers, got my Barters, now I’m gonna go
Got off in the wrong direction
Found a hooker, lost my erection
So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home
And the good guys and the bad guys
Well...they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer...YEEHAH
Here comes the same old verse about Mexico
We just can’t help ourselves
We lost our old ladies
Got our Leuwers, got our Barters, now we’re gonna go
Got off in the wrong direction
Found some hookers, lost our erections
So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home
So the good guys and the bad guys
Well...they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer...”
Majdy said on May 23, 2003 03:40:
When Mamdy realize that she couldn’t compete with Wendy, she decide to quit. She went to the airport, and a very handsome guy was waiting here there.
“Let’s go to sweden,” the guy said.
“Okay, Per. let’s go. I;m bored living here all my life. maybe I’ll be famous stripper in your country,” she said.
So, they went to Per’s private plane and went to sweden.
:)
DaminehGessle said on May 23, 2003 05:15:
“Oh shoot” Per said. “I forgot to tell you about my wife Damineh. She is waiting for my at the airport. I should have told you earlier.”
“DAMINEH?” Mamdy said in disbelief. “Damineh is not a common name. Isn’t that the one that got killed??”
“YEs. She had to change her looks as her family were looking for her.” Per said.
So they got off the plane. Damineh could not believe her eyes. There she was, Mamdy, with her husband Per.
zeeshan said on May 23, 2003 05:28:
Damimeh shocked and surprised looked at Per who said “Oh yeah bi*** you got layed with that dude who had AIDS. Darie Mimberg reported me that even you have aids so hey u gotta go.”
He makes a phone call somewhere and suddenly a car appeared with tinted glasses. Out came a gun from the door window and BANG!! The bullet went write across DamiMeh’s forhead and Per was found laughing like “MUhahahahaha!”
Yes folks, DamiMeh again lost her head in all this. Per took MAMDY to her house they made love all night long and then of course they slept comfortably...
Z
Majdy said on May 23, 2003 05:30:
and they went to a dinner together.
“I have something to tell you, Damineh,” per said.
“I’m in love with Mamdy. I want to marry her”
Per waited for Damineh’s answer. He was worried that it’ll shock damineh.
“You want to divorce me? oh, thank you, Per!!! I’ve been waiting this moment to come!!!” She said in very enthusiastic voice.
“wow... really? thank god. I thought I should kill you so you’ll go away! I’m glad I didn;t” per said in happy voice. “So, what are you going to do?”
“I’ll go to Italy to meet my mafia’s friend and do money laundry there. and u?”
per answered. “After we get marry, we’ll form a band called Rockset. isn’t that great?”
To Be Continued...
Majdy said on May 23, 2003 05:32:
lol! Zee!!! I didn’t know you wrote the reply too :) but anyway, it still “make sense” at all, because we both want Per and Mamdy to be together :)
DaminehGessle said on May 23, 2003 05:37:
i cant stop laughing... So which one? Do I lose my head or get divorced??
I so wanted to be married to Per still :(
Majdy said on May 23, 2003 05:40:
well, I suggest you to choose “divorce from Per”. At least you still alive :)
zeeshan said on May 23, 2003 07:08:
ah.. no she dies!!!! She dies a horrible death! SHE IS DEAD.. she is 10 feet under the groud. Hell no she is not even under the ground. Her left overs were burnt and the ashes were thrown in the air. NO CHANCE OF HER Satying alive.
xuxa said on May 23, 2003 14:14:
aahahahahahahahahahhahaahahah
guys!! you are absolutely crazy!!!!!!!! LOLSSSS
Hey!!! but what about Alex??????????
DaminehGessle said on May 23, 2003 15:10:
On the other hand, Damineh’s ashes were blown to Indonesia where Alex was residing. They blew into Alex’s face. Alex suddenly felt alive. “ Oh no… smells like teen spirit. Oh no DAMINEH!” He said as tears were running down his eyes.
He gathered the ashes and took them to his mentor. The mentor told him he should put the ashes in a bottle for 24 hours and he will see Damineh once more.
So there we go I will be alive in 24 hours. HAHA ZEE!
xuxa said on May 23, 2003 18:45:
aaah???? i thought Alex was in indonesia???.... I think it’s better reread it from the begining.... :-(
DaminehGessle said on May 23, 2003 18:51:
LOL sorry xuxa! Am I not allowed to lose track after one hundred forty something posts on this? Too many places and people involved! Sorry :(! I corrected myself!
vaxjoe said on May 23, 2003 19:54:
then they fucked ....and before they cum the big bad spider ate them
THE END
zeeshan said on May 23, 2003 20:53:
OUCH!!!!!! what the!??????? MAXJOE woke up in the middle of night. He felt an arm around his body. He turned around only to find Alex sleeping besides hime naked. “OH MY GOD, I thought he was screwing Damineh.. my friend just screwed me!! err it hurts.. but hey.. I did enjoy it! but damn he did it when I was sleeping!! I gota get me some lotion this thing hurts!”
Zee was filming this and then the whole thing was aired on the television and MAXJOE became the playchick of the year. The dream of every other guy.
Z
DaminehGessle said on May 23, 2003 21:22:
ak i have noticed that you have a problem! All you do is nag!
xuxa said on May 23, 2003 21:28:
errr sorry Zee hehehe..... you did a great job, yeah! As usual!! MUUUAAHHHH!!!
zeeshan said on May 23, 2003 23:36:
animalkingdom: I guess the nurse dropped you when yr mother gave u birth.
VAX must have been the thing he fell on :P
Z
xuxa said on May 23, 2003 23:46:
yeh!!!! and he knocked his head so hard on the floor that his brain got smashed!!!!! ahahaaah
Alex_Rox said on May 25, 2003 11:15:
hey thats funny!!! I can not follow up the story!!! so fast!!! give me some time to read the whole 2 pages!!! I didn’t take part!!
wendy said on May 25, 2003 17:37:
Hmmm,i’m not so good in this :DD
but,i’m so curious to found out what’s gonna happen with Wemdy :DD
harriej said on May 25, 2003 19:07:
In the meanwhile Wemdy was on holiday in Spain, visiting a soccergame of Real Sociedad.
There she met a nice guy, Samti.
Samti also liked Wemdy and they fell in love.
harriej said on May 25, 2003 19:11:
And indeed....
A big miracle happened: After 1 day Damimeh was alive again!
Damimeh said to herself:
hehe, they never can catch me!
If I see that Zee again, I will shoot him, before he can shoot me!
Zee was still surprised he was taken by a guy and not by a woman. How could this all happen?? he wondered.
DaminehGessle said on May 25, 2003 20:12:
Damimeh’s Descriptions:
Birthdate: 25.March.1980
Birthplace: Tehran, Iran
Country of Citizenship: Canada
Residence: Vancouver, Canada
Height: 174cm
Weight: 63kg
Skin Colour: White
Hair: Light Brown
What else? 10 fingers, 10 toes, 2 eyes, 1 nose, 2 legs, 2 hands.
wendy said on May 25, 2003 20:20:
Oh,damimeh,are you serious?? :O
Oh,is that normal??? Or you’re from outer space or what?? :p
Majdy said on May 26, 2003 03:03:
Back in Sweden:
Mamdy and Per started to make a new album which has mamdy as the lead vocals...
They deceide to forget about what happen and just have fun...
“I’ll forget my past about being stripper. I want to have a new life,” mamdy said.
“well, I want to forget about getting married with Damineh. that’s the BIGGEST mistake I ever done!” Per said
“It’s not your fault, I heard that Damined is a witch, so I guess she did hocus pocus to you. Don’t worry it’s not love,” Mamdy said in smiling.
:)
zeeshan said on May 26, 2003 05:19:
Damimeh took off and went to Sweden where Zee was visiting his friends Per and Mamdy. Darie Mimberg reported Zee about Damimeh’s presence in the area so he went to the zoo where she was kept (because they were not sure about Damimeh’s origin and gender/type). He saw Damimeh eating some papers... he took out the gun.. took the aim and BAMMMMM!!! Blows away Damimeh’s head. He picked up her remaining, burnt them.
Oh No!”, he said, “she has come to life because of her damn ashes... Yeah I know what to do... throw some water and wash away her remainings MUHAHAHAHAHA!”
Wemdy was found cheating with Hammiej so Samti started hating her and start to call Zee to borrow his gun.
Mamdy got pragnent and gave birth to Dagriel Gessle. The child had red eyes :P
Maxjoe kept on dreaming about ALEX his friend and even when he was sleeping he used to shout “YEEEHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ALEX.. YEEHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” but this became a problem for his neighbours so they....
Z
Majdy said on May 26, 2003 05:54:
... decide to kill Maxjoe :)
His neighbour was actually Tinybubles and Xuxa. (they both has just got married and maxjoe disturb their honeymoon)
xuxa said on May 26, 2003 06:39:
eeehh??? what??? me and Tiny married??? Majdy, I dunno if you know but we are both girls heehe
ok, but never mind.
So xuxa and Tinybubbles they were completely mad about this crazy Maxjoe screaming all the time YYYEEEEEEE!! ALEX !!! YEEEEEEHH! So xuxa said:
“honney I can’t stand this anymore, i’m gonna to his place right now and I’m gonna cut off his P********”
Then xuxa went to the kitchen and took a big knife and went out to Maxjoe’s place. When she got there she oppened the door and she was completely astonished with what she saws....
(sorry Tinybubbles... don’t take this serious... it’s just a story :) )
zeeshan said on May 26, 2003 06:50:
Maxjoe has a P****?? wow!!! Ok so NOW I can believe that we areeeee talking about “STORIES”.. u know fictionary stuff! :P
Majdy said on May 26, 2003 06:50:
(I know that both of you are girls. so what ?!!! :)
... she saw that Maxjoe was wearing a lingerie... and she thought.
“I should marry her. He sexier than Tinibubles!”
so she...
xuxa said on May 26, 2003 06:58:
but then sundelly. Tinybubbles goes to Maxjoe place too and she says: How could you do this to me... and BOOOOOM!!! she shot xuxa.
So xuxa Died!! (Thank God!) :D and then she kill herself too !
zeeshan said on May 26, 2003 07:00:
Zee on the other hand was frustrated... and depressed because he was out of touch with EMMA and now his best friend Xuxa was shot. The next day... there were loads of pictures of Zee in the newspapers and it was reported that he shot himself out of desperation.
And so Zee fades away from this story for good while...
DaminehGessle said on May 26, 2003 17:21:
Oh dear Lord! I hadn’t had time to check the off-topic out. This is so damn f***ing funny! Oh my God! HAHAHA! We can actually publish this story! HaHA!
zaine said on May 26, 2003 19:36:
OMG, you guys! I wish I found this topic before! sooooo funny! LOLz! :D
xuxa said on May 27, 2003 15:17:
If Per reads this, i’m sure he would loooooove to join us!! :DDDDDDDDD
on_a_mission said on May 27, 2003 16:22:
@Everyone, I just heard Per has vowed never to leave the house again. He has hired a private army to keep Daminheh (mispelled) away, just in case she comes back to life, and is really suspicious of Darie Mimberg, as the whole thing really could be all her fault....to be continued...
No, seriously guys, I can’t believe how funny this is LOL, lets see if we can make it the longest thread ever!
xuxa said on May 27, 2003 16:48:
yes, i have no doubts that this thread is going to be a big sucess!! well, I think already is ehehee and thanks to Majdyyyyy!!
This is soooooooo funny!!!!
Let’s see if we can beat “wendy-forum” :D
xuxa said on May 27, 2003 16:51:
ops.... “wendy-forum” has right now 598 posts...
Oh boy!! we have a lot of work to do here !! ;)
DaminehGessle said on May 27, 2003 17:11:
When I first opened this thread, I thought people had continued the song! No no no! It turns out we just wrote a book in here!
If Per reads this, we would realize how insane we are haha! Including myself!
Ok now going back to the story:
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:09:
now when naughty wendy is here I am sure it is gone get much better.
Z
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:22:
The news of Zee shooting himself was wrong. “Ah, you know press!”, Zee said in an interview to the Zaftonbladet newspaper, “Mexpression has really pissed me off this time!! When my ex-girlfriend Damimeh was alive, may god not bless her restless soul which must be in hell right now, she was being reported pregnant with our baby. How can they say that? what the hell were they thinking!? do I have such a bad taste NO!! I don’t and I am gona sue them for US$ 50,000 and the money goes to the most poorest guy in this planet i.e. ME”.
Emma was back again, she contacted Zee after Mexpression published the report of his suicide. They started to go out again. Fans of Zee at “THE DAILY ZEEOXSET” website flooded the “LoudTalk” discussion forum with new threads congratulating each other and Zee and Emma for their return to the scene.
Maxjoe’s body was found but the apprently dead XUXA’s body was still missing. The police tested the blood found at Maxjoe’s place and the DNA tests couldn’t confirm her death so she has become another mystery.
Alex Rox is now busy with Aschruman and they are living a pretty happy gay life but Wemdy....
Z
WENDY: You don’t want me to start LAUGHING like I did that day again do you????? ANYTHING BUT THAT.. people will go CRAZY here!!!!!!!! lols!
wendy said on May 27, 2003 19:25:
wemdy was still involved with Hammiej....and samti was still angry,he was standing with a gun in his hands before Wemdy and hammiej.........
What would he do??? is he gonna shoot them??? both???
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:31:
Samti shot the picture of the late maxjoe which was hanging on the wall of his bedroom while saying with a lot of joy “Damn that feels good, it was because of this play chick of the year Wemdy forgot about me. I was too busy with Maxjoe’s :O” and then he said to Wemdy “I am sorry honey, I just couldn’t control myself then. Look it is my fault. He was the playchick of the year plus he was free!!!!!! Will you ever forgive me?” ... Wemdy replied...
Z
wendy said on May 27, 2003 19:34:
Ooh,Samti :s you did :O ????? :s
Ok,i can forgive you,only if you forgive me,cuz,i did the same with Hammiej !!!!!!!!!!
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:37:
lols!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*see I told you guys here she goes!!! oh boy something nice is coming.. I can taste it!!!*
Santi said on May 27, 2003 19:37:
You’re forgiven!! :D
(I don’t have a fucking idea of what the story is about :S, sorry Hammiej! :DDD)
wendy said on May 27, 2003 19:39:
Well,he’s dead now,you shoot him,shall we barry the body in Zee’s garden??
wendy said on May 27, 2003 19:42:
*hand Samti a plastic bag*
Well,i dunno how you’re gonna do it,but,i won’t make my hands dirty,you shoot him
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:43:
Woaa? what? BURRY him ..... in my garden? U gota be joking!!!!! You touch my grass I shoot both of you :P
Find yourself a better place to do that.. if u can’t then just throw it somewhere the crows and insects are gona take care of it like they are most probably doing with MAXJOE :P
Z
*Wendy why are u not on MSN!?:s*
wendy said on May 27, 2003 19:44:
So,samti started to cut the body in pieces,while wemdy was drinking a cup of tea,Samti went with the plastic bad to Zee’s garden,while Wemdy was eating a chocolate bar “You’re doing it fine,honey!!!!!”
xuxa said on May 27, 2003 19:48:
yes, and then they made a nice berbacue with the remains of the body LOL
on_a_mission said on May 27, 2003 19:51:
then, in a really wierd twist, Per heard about the BBQ and decided he really wanted to come over for some ’BBQ Meat’...
A few hours later, he felt REALLY ill....
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:53:
He was foud LAUGHING HARD on the ground and he has been laughing NON STOP while playing his air guitar...
wendy said on May 27, 2003 19:54:
So,Cuz Wemdy was a stripper,she told “come,Per,i’ll take care of you,i’ll lay you down at the sofa or the bed or so”
While she took him to her bed,and layed him down there,she told “i have a GOOD medicine for you” :p
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:56:
Wemdy: C’mon Per
Per: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yaq yaq yaq!!!!!!!!
Wemdy: OH Per :D c’mon!!!!!!!!
Per: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
xuxa said on May 27, 2003 19:57:
Wemdy forgot complitelly about Samti and then sundelly... Samti arrives!! ...
wendy said on May 27, 2003 19:58:
Samti,help me,that guy is crazy!!!!!! he just pulls out my clothes :’(
zeeshan said on May 27, 2003 19:59:
Samti: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wemdy: Samti??
Samti: hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Per: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Z
wendy said on May 27, 2003 20:04:
Wemdy couldn’t do anything with mad cow diseased guys,so,she walked away,laughing *Oh,God,they’re dumb*
Hmmm,maybe she could go to Per’s home and steal some of his songs!!!!!!!
on_a_mission said on May 27, 2003 20:35:
Wemdy, climbed into Per’s studio (the new secret location of t&A) and found a wholepile of amazing demos - she ran off into the night.....
Meanwhile - back at the assylum (Zaftonbladet’s lawyers had per committed) Per woke up wondering what the Hell was so funny? He decides to sue Zaftonbladet....
wendy said on May 27, 2003 20:53:
while Wemdy was running,she saw a girl,all in white,surrounded by a golden light! She said “Hi,i’m on a mission” Wemdy tought she was dreaming,she never saw a nimf before,she was frozen,and she dropped the songs,and ran away!!!!!!!!
*samti,samti,terrible,terrible,i saw a nimf,help me!!!!!!!*
on_a_mission said on May 27, 2003 21:05:
Meanwhile back at the assylum Per had used ’all means nescessary’ in persuading a nurse to let him out the back door. He ran towards the town, deciding he would sleep at the ’secret location’ where his studio is.
Whilst he was running he too was blinded by a really white light....
[@wendy since I am now a character, I may aswell play along]
Per (covering eyes): Who the hell are you?!
oam: I’m on a mission, I am apparently a nymph
Per: Right....think I maybe need to go back to the assylum, it seems safer there...
oam: No, what I meant was I am on a mission to help you......
*Someone else complete this sentence, Im busy*
on_a_mission said on May 27, 2003 21:37:
Per (breaks down laughing): ahahahahahahahahhaahahahaahahah, this is the stoopidest fucking thing I ever heard! hehehehhehehehe
oam: shut up, man, quit laughing, do you think I wanted placed in this story as a nymph? Of all things!?
Per: Nymph! hahahahahaha, Man that blows!! haha
oam (getting really angry): cool it dude
Per (regaining mind a bit): hehe, they say they should set the fashion police on me! hahaha [rolls around on floor]
BANG! CRASH! WALLOP! THUMP! BANG! CRASH!
....What followed was none other than indescribeable cartoon violence, resulting in Per’s untimely......
Damineh’s Soul: What the hell is going on here?!
Majdy said on May 28, 2003 01:58:
( I like the changing scene)
Hammiej has become a ghost, and he want to take revenge to someone who killed him...
so he...
DaminehGessle said on May 28, 2003 06:31:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
OH MY GOD
on_a_mission that was hilarious.
HAHAHAHA
on_a_mission said on May 28, 2003 08:40:
[question: I’m lost who DID kill Hammiej??]
...to go to the Devil for advice on revenge...
Hammiej: I want revenge on [name] for killing me!!
Devil: You will have to wait man!
H: What?! You are the bloody devil! Do something evil - we are mates!
D: It’s not that simple, I got my own problems, dude!
H:what?! sort it out man!
*devil looks offended and embarrassed*
H: alright, alright, what’s wrong?
D (cries): Well, after Wemdy broke up with Per, we had an affair - then she told me I was shit in bed! *Cries really loud* So, I gave Per mad cow disease in revenge and became the editor of Zaftonbladet and had him committed, and I was thinking, that’ll teach him! Sob
*H gives satan a tissue*
Then, the bugger escapes and sues me for SEK500,000,000,000,000,000,000!
NOW WHO’S GOT REVENGE ISSUES??
on_a_mission said on May 28, 2003 08:40:
Shock horror folks! Its true, all the shitty papers that lie in Sweden are edited by the devil himself!
Meanwhile Hammiej was still listening to Satan whine like a girl...
H: Dude, stop being such a drama queen!
D: Waah! I can’t help it! I gonna be broke!
H: Screw this, I’m going to find Per to get help with revenge!!
To be continued....
Alex_Rox said on May 28, 2003 12:22:
lol ... hehehehhe .... what a cool story!!!
hey, but where is Alex??
Alex_Rox said on May 28, 2003 12:32:
ok .... Wemdy called Police, but unfortunately or fortunately ;) she called the wrong number and who was on the phone?? Alex ...
She asked for help that Samti and Per was about to kill each other in the pool ... Samti was drowning Per ... a minute later Per was about to drown Samti!
Wemdy said hey Alex what are you doing at the Police station??!!!
Alex said I’m here just to have a bath .... “lol”
Then after Alex was there to save his friends but he didn’t know which one was more important for him, Per or Samti .... then ...
zeeshan said on May 28, 2003 14:33:
Per: hahahah I am gona hjahahahahah KILL YOU samti! ha ha ha ha
Samti: hahahaha You are gona hahahahaha kill me?? hahaha I am gona kill you ha ha ha ha
Z
xuxa said on May 28, 2003 18:34:
Wemdy was so confused watching them fight, she didn´t know what to do. And then she saws Alex.
W:”oh Alex, I’m so glad you are here! please help me! I don’t know what to do! they are going to kill each other . Look!”
A: “don’t worry my dear, I’m going to stop this right now. i have an idea”...
(now you guys continue because right now I have no idea ehehehehe :P)
Alex_Rox said on May 29, 2003 04:54:
... ALex went out and brought back a long keen swrod ... and shouted to them ... hey guys ...
Samti and Per were fighting still and they did not pay attention to him. So he shouted again ...
A : hey guys, I have and idea about this, I will make Wemdy into 2 parts. One haf will belong to Samti and another half will belong to per. So like this I can solve your problem.
Wemdy confused, she had no clue what Alex was doing, so she started to scream and her body was shaking either. But thenafter a twinkling of an eye from Alex made her feel better. Now she started to crying and ...
W : Samti look what he’s gonna do!!! Per will you be happy to have a half of me? Boo! Hoo! ... Are you two gonna let him make me into 2 halves??...
Alex forced Wemdy to sit down under his feet.He got his sword up and figured like he’s gonna really do that and kill Wemdy .... suddenly Samti jummped outta water and Alex smiled, but he had no time to do another thing ’cuz he fell on the ground .... Samti now was beating Alex as much as he could. Alex could only shout and ask for help.
Per was watching this whole story , and he decided * ... now is the time for me to act ... * to run to them. So Per was there helping Samti to kick and beat poor Alex ...
Wemdy got confused ... she stood up and ran to them ....
zeeshan said on May 29, 2003 07:53:
she was running too hard and then she fell on the ground as she was trying to stand up again.. she a piece of paper which had soemthing written on.. she picked it up and started reading ... there was a pic of Alex and the text was
“WANTED... DEAD OR ALIVE (DEAD PREFERED). AWARD MONEY US$ 50,000)”
She turned around and saw Per and Samti kicking ALEX hard and then she saw the sword... then came the typical WEMDY-RIN on her face ...
wendy said on May 29, 2003 10:59:
So,she picked up the sword,and in one fast move,she cuts Alex head off!!!!!!!!
Per and Samti stood with their mouth wide open *what have you done :O*
Wemdy showed the paper,and while Samti was reading it,Per was trying to run away with Alex’s body!
W : Look what he’s doing!!!
S : C’mon,we’ll follow him!!
P : You guys never can get me!!
W : I killed him,the money is MINE!!
P : Come with me,baby,then we share it!!!
on_a_mission said on May 29, 2003 11:58:
Per managed to loose everyone that was running after him by dressing the body up in the clothes of a certain Mexpressen journalist. When everyone saw the body no-one cared, hmm, how odd. As he turned the key to his appartment door he had the strange feeling that someone was pushing a gun in his back....
P: Darie, what the f***!?
DM: Hah! you thought I had faded outta this stupid story! Well now I am back for revenge!
P: Revenge for what? What did I ever do to you?
DM: *awkward long silence....* ermm...
P: Well...I don’t have all night....
DM: Shut up, everyone else has either risen from the dead or had revenge, its my turn!
[Editors note: oam hasn’t, don’t get any ideas]
P: Why is it everyone wants to kill or shag me?! Nine pages ago I swear I was a normal guy, sorta....
*gun fires*
DM: shit!
P (wondering why he isn’t dead): What...?
DM: I’m outta bullets! Why won’t you die? you lucky bastard
P: I am begginning to wonder, I mean you could just attempt to shag me now...
DM: *looks at body* hey is that a Mexpressen journalist?
P *thinking quickly*: Eh, yea, it is actually
DM: Nice one, wanna go for a drink?
P: yea, sure, I’ll just get my gun in case that Wemdy chick shows up. *grins*
Oh no, the evil Darie has, no wait Per should really get the blame in this bit of cheesy comic narrative...So, Per, who seems to never get laid or die, regardless of how many times someone strips in front of him or rams a gun in his face, is gonna swindle everyone outta the cash - again. Is this getting to be a pattern?
Find out in the next episode of ’One upon the time’ [Rated R - contains strong language, explicit sex, violence and most of all - stupid shit]
zeeshan said on May 29, 2003 12:07:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
zeeshan said on May 29, 2003 12:57:
that was DAMN KOO.. on a mission it HAS to be the POST OF THE DAY :D
LOLS!
on_a_mission said on May 29, 2003 13:12:
cheers Zee, I have way too much time on my hands, as do most university students. Take it easy OAM
on_a_mission said on May 29, 2003 13:20:
thanx all you guys, that’s really nice :) - now on with this epic story!!!
on_a_mission said on May 29, 2003 15:30:
Just because I will NEVER let this topic end....
Meanwhile oam, was having a drink with the Devil at the Bar when....
*you guys do this bit, I am running dry on funny stuff to say. Where are vixter and Jackie in all this - we could use a little help here!*
DaminehGessle said on May 29, 2003 16:06:
Noone asked where I have been :(
—————————————-
So Per hides the body in his closet to go for a drink with DM.
Meanwhile, OAM was having a drink with the devil at the same bar. OAM senses the existence of another devil in the room. HE looks around in wonder: “Who could it be? Who could it be?” He repeats as he looks around the room. Suddenly he sees Per sitting on the other side of the room with a gorgeous lady. “Odd!” he thinks. “ Could he possibly be the son of the devil?” He hurries to wrap up the conversation with the devil, gets on his broom and flies over to apartment number 901 where Per resides. He opens the window with his power, gets insides and smells blood. “ Oh no! Should I solve the murder mystery or should I find out whether Per is the devil’s??? Which one first? ” He looks around yet again in wonder.
He opens the closet. “ OH NO! ALEX!!!”
*** DA RA RA RA …. DA RA RA RAAAAAAA ***
on_a_mission said on May 29, 2003 16:21:
Q - when did oam become a guy? Did you just make oam a guy so oam couldn’t be the first one to get Per into bed?! Well the gender of the charcter was never discussed I guess....
...In revenge for the whole ’fashion police’ [several pages ago folks] comment oam decides to leave Alex’s body to stink out Per’s appartment and hopefully get him evicted....He (?!) goes back to the bar and spies on Per...
DM (looking slightly drunk): Per tell me about your parents
P: Easy tiger! You’ll be trying to get me into bed next!
DM (looking embarrassed): No, I, Never...
P: Whatever, sex in this thread seems impossible, no matter how hard I try....
DM: Well, we could always...
P (very quickly): I quit trying
DM: oh... *looks disappointed*
———————————————————–
Scene change!
While this was going on oam went out for some fresh air and met Wemdy, Samti, Damineh [is she alive?] and the Devil, former editor of Zaftonbladet and Mexpressen before Per had them put out of business....
oam: he’s in there, together we could have revenge, I want rid of the ’broomstick riding nymph image’ that he’s given me!
Damineh: actually, that was me...BUT I’m dead, you can’t kill me :P
oam: Goddammit!
zaine said on May 29, 2003 16:56:
Lol, @ OAM! hehehehehe! my dad wonders why I keep laughing so much!
on_a_mission said on May 29, 2003 17:33:
@zaine, thanx! the best thing to do is get involved! I am feeling this thread is all me, me , me at the moment... Everyone - get writing!
DaminehGessle said on May 29, 2003 21:19:
on_a_mission: Can’t you see mine a few lines back?? hahaha
Anyways, I was dead yes! But I can always come back right? Honourary presence in this lovely story ;)
DaminehGessle said on May 29, 2003 22:32:
No!
I am eternal! Just cause I am a very nice person ahaha! They say nice people live forever!
DaminehGessle said on May 29, 2003 22:58:
ha ha ha ha ha
some of you guys are damn funny :D
So yeah I am alive now! Hug me :D
TinyBubbles said on May 29, 2003 23:35:
NEE KAK.
O FOK weet.
Nee, nou het ek FOKKEN finaal my FOKKEN MOER vir hierdie FOKKEN storie gestip.
Way TOO MUCH sex and violence for my poor conservative soul.
You all need help.
ROFLOL.
www.PsychiatricHelpOnline.com
:-P
Majdy said on May 30, 2003 02:52:
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLSSSSSS!!!!!!
I can’t believe that you guys will like this topic ssssooo much!
@on a mission : where you got this WHOLE idea!!!
honestly, I DON’T have idea anymore, but thanks for keep this thread going...
but how about Mamdy’s character? does she still live with Per? :)
xuxa said on May 30, 2003 05:45:
HA HA!! Look who is back!!! Tinybubbles!!! I’m so glad you are back!!! :DD
So, this is going to be much better now!! ehhehe
Majdy said on May 30, 2003 05:54:
20 YEARS LATER...
-wemdy and samty got married and have 11 kids (since samty want to make his soccer team)
-Wemdy’s twin brother Alex was back again to Indonesia and run for Indoesian president
-harriej, damineh and xuxa join together and plan to take revenge to people who killed them.
-On a mission has become an accountant
-Tiny bubbles lives with her 200 guinea pig in a very secluded island.
-Per and mamdy live happily ever after in Sweden :)
-and Zee? no one knows where is he...
To Be Continued
zeeshan said on May 30, 2003 06:02:
Since the party is going ON and ON and ON.. I guess it is time to get back to this whole errr... RATED R thing.
Sorry folks even I haven’t been posting but I will be back as soon as I get a few jobs done here.
WORK, WORK and when all the work is finished WORK AGAIN that is my life! :S
*Goes away to have a smoke and to design a god damn logo*
Z
on_a_mission said on May 30, 2003 08:23:
why the hell do I have to become an accountant?! Gimmie a better job! lol :P
Also, what happened to Wemdy, the Devil and Darie?
@Majdy, I have no idea how this came about, I am actually starting to worry for myself. I just kept going cos you guys kept laughing
@Tinybubbles
I have been banned from that site’s user list
http://www.psychiatrichelponline.com
Shame....
Majdy said on May 30, 2003 08:36:
well, u can decide what will happened to to Wemdy, the Devil and Darie :P it can be flash back of course :)
Just keep going and stop worry :)
on_a_mission said on May 30, 2003 08:46:
riiight, I suppose we now have to work out how we got to this ’happy ending’. Well I suppose that could take 20 years...Anyways, it all has to be someone’s fault....
Majdy said on May 30, 2003 09:04:
Okay, I’ll start again...
On_a_missionwho already becomes an accountant realize that being an accountant was very boring...
She didn’t even know why she doing this job. But there is something that bother her. It was a dream that she had last night, it was a strange dream.
In that dream she was involved with weird peoples.
“Maybe those people were real,” she said to helselves.
She didn’t remember anything at all. She didn’t know what happen years ago.
She decide to quit her job. And then she...
TinyBubbles said on May 30, 2003 09:14:
Well, she either became a prostitute or a hit man, since this story is all about sex and violence. Maybe she became both.
Ignore, ignore,ignore.
(sorry Majdy …)
Okay, so She decide to quit her job. And then she...
TinyBubbles said on May 30, 2003 09:20:
…got kidnapped just 5 seconds after she quit her job by people she could have sworn she’s seen before… they looked kinda weird…in fact…..the really didn’t look much like people at all….
on_a_mission said on May 30, 2003 10:45:
oddly enuff, she also changed sex - AGAIN! What’s the deal guys?! Its been like girl-guy-girl and a nymph somewhere in between, make your minds up!
LOL - take it easy,OAM
on_a_mission said on May 30, 2003 15:45:
I guess I really have to get kidnapped by the devil, darie and damineh, don’t I...Oh well, here goes...
[Feel free to make something up]
PS-Something funny, but bad, has to happen to Per, cos just about everything else that happens involves shit for everyone. Have fun ;)
DaminehGessle said on May 30, 2003 16:10:
So she got kidnapped by tall, fat, green creatures. Yes, she was abducted by aliens. They had big genitals as well! “Wow how sexy!” She thought to herself. “Afterall, I wanted to become a prostitute. Why do I not have my fun with these cute creatures. I wouldn’t have to worry about ‘people’ judging me then.”
She was carried to some isolated land 200ft above the Earth, where no man could find her. Back to her:
So yes, she decided to sleep with them all. She asked for a measuring tape and started measuring their things you know :D. “The longer, the better” she thought. Oh how dirty of her!
On the other hand, “people” had watched these green creatures abducting on_a_mission. And guess who was one of these “people”??? Damineh! Yes Damineh saw the whole thing. Ofcourse through her 7th sense!!!! Yes Damineh has 7 senses believe it or not. Some say even 11! Who knows!
Emil__BG said on May 20, 2003 08:34:
...living in a little village...