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Favourite Simpson Quote

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Anyone here watch the best animated TV series ever, The Simpsons???

What is your favourite quote from the show???

Mine would be:

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Homer: “Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.”

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Homer: Mr Burns, you’re the richest guy I know.

Mr Burns: Yeah, I know, but I’ll give it all up for a little more.

marge: homer , with all this make up on I look like a cheap whore

homer: hmmmmm donuts

Bart & Lisa : Are we there yet???
Homer : no
B&L : Are we there yet??
Homer : noo
B&L : Are we there yet
Homer : NOOOOO

D’OH!

D’oh is the most un-original I could think of, sorry LittleSpooky! :) When I read the title of the topic, I just kneeeeew it was gonna be there...Oddly enough, that is, however, the only one that came to my mind, after all...Despite the fact that I am a huuuge Simpsons fan! :D

Hush, puppies! :)

MOM!! Dad broke the third dimension!!

Homer: Marge I ate those little soaps you bought for the bathroom
Homers Mind: No tell her the other secret.
Homer: Marge I never graduated from high school.
Marge: That still doesn’t explain why you ate the soap... wait... maybe it does.

“Save me, Jeeeeeebus!!!!!”

Homer (looking under the couch): “Twenty dollars? Aww I wanted a peanut.”

Homer’s mind: “Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.”

Homer: “Explain how?”

Homer’s mind: Money is used to exchange goods and services.”

Homer: “Whoo-hoo!”

One of my favorite episodes, this one is also when Bart joins the Junior Campers. Gottta Love the Simpsons.

Myrna :)
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OK - a new shot: Ehxcellent!

Umm, dunno. But I DO like The Simpson.

Lisa- “Bart, pass the moo juice”. :D:D:D:D

Homer: “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me superman”.

Homer: “Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

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..... Homer has the best quotes... he is so funny!!!

(From that episode when Homer founds his own ’church’, laying in the sofa, only wearing his underwear):

“Man, everyone’s stupid, less me.”

(From that episode, when Bart is in love with the new girl from the next door...he calls Moe with those stupid jokes, tells his adress, so he’ll catch Jimbo kissing the girl in his sofa. Moe leaves Barney alone with the beer machine, and then Barney apears sucking the beer outlets:)

“Ohh...I guess my heart stopped...(...) It’s beating again”

(From that episode when a terrible japanese cold virus (a prediction of 2003?) come to Springfield with those orange juice machines. Then, Mr. Burns appears with Smiters, openning a super-locked-anti-virus room:)

Mr. Burns: Smiters, this virus don’t scare me. I buily a totally locked room....any virus can get in or out...

(he pushes the button, and several metal, wood, air-lock doors open, and Homer is inside, eating a sandwich)

Mr. Burns: What the hell are you?

Homer’s mind: Don’t worry, tell a lie.

Homer: My name is Mr. Burns.

Homer’s mind: D’OH!

(From that episode when Barts gets disappointed with Homer ’coz he left him in the football field in the middle of storm, and the Bart gets an older brother. Homer wants to avenge and decides to adopt a brother, too. He’s in front of the adoption agent desk, and she asks, with papers in the hand:)

Adoption Agent: Why do you want to adopt a little brother:

Homer’s mind: Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge

Homer: Huh...Revenge.

Homer’s mind: I’m done...it’s over! (Door slamming sound).

(When Homer crashes his car and the insurance agent comes to ask where he was before crashing his car. Later in that episode, he would become the Mr. Plow)

Insurance agent: This ’Moe’ place you was, what is it exactly?

Homer’s mind: Don’t tell you was in a bar.

Homer: It’s a pornography store. I was late night buying pornography.

In the next take, he appears over a child bike.

I got 9 tapes with 4-6 hours of Simpsons...that’s why I’m so sassy with that...hahaha...

Milhouse: “Remember the time he [Bart’s dog - SLH] ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? “

“You’re banned from this establishment!!! You, your children and your children’s children!!!!..... for 2 weeks.”

reminds me of a TDR admin threat. :p

Marge: Homer, there’s someone here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?!
Marge: No, it’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist
Marge: It’s not Batman.

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel. –Homer Simpson

“America’s health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!” –Homer Simpson

Marge: Bart, go upstairs and apologise to your sister!
Bart: Aww, mom, my apologies always sound so forced.
Marge: DO IT!

“there were so many things I wanted to see and do and have done to me”

“aww who needs her? now I have more time to read things I find laying on the ground”

“this junk was hardly worth getting up for, maybe if I go back to sleep for a couple of days some really good mail will build up”

Homer talking to Elton John:
“Mr. John, I’m your biggest fan! I’ve tape recorded all your songs off the radio”

marge to homer: maybe we shoudl join a club like the boy scouts or the 5H club

homer : 5H club?

marge: well you know they HAD to allow homosexuals :)

Marge (to Homer): Kids can be so cruel.

Bart: We can? Thanks mom! (runs to Lisa’s room)

Lisa: Mom!

(from that episode when Homer loses a lot of money betting it all in pumpkins shares (the agent, in his office, says: I told to sell them before Halloween’s Day!!) and he has to borrow money from some source - he goes to a bank for a loan)

Bank man: I’m sorry mr. Simpson, but we can’t loan you the money you need....(blablabla)...your files even register that you grabbed a dog by his legs and dragged him like a trolley...

Homer: That was in the 3rd grade!

Bank man: Everything is kept in the permanet records.

(after some resistance, the bank man seems to accept loan money to Homer, but he seems to don’t wish to restore it).

Bank man: Ok, Mr. Simpson, then we’ll go to your house and carry away all your posessions.

Homer: You’ll waste your time, ’cause I’ll retire my house’s number.

Bank Man: In this case we’ll look for the numberless house.

Homer: OK, then I’ll remove my neighbor’s number.

Bank Man: In this case, we’ll look for the house beside the numberless house one.

Homer: (...)

Homer: OK, you’ll have your money.

(From that episode when Marge drives a pickup and gets agressivier in the traffic...Homer causes an accident in the Zoo, when the Rhinos get mad and cause terror...the start to run after him, Bart and Lisa)

Homer: I know something that can stop them...(he stops and yells) JUMANJIIIIII!!!

(The Rhinos keep running)

Homer: (running again) Why the things that happen in the movies never work in the real life?

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