Favourite Simpson Quote
Twilight-Ghost said on April 6, 2003 16:12:
Anyone here watch the best animated TV series ever, The Simpsons???
What is your favourite quote from the show???
Mine would be:
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Homer: “Marge, it takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.”
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Homer: Mr Burns, you’re the richest guy I know.
Mr Burns: Yeah, I know, but I’ll give it all up for a little more.
wendy said on April 6, 2003 19:17:
Bart & Lisa : Are we there yet???
Homer : no
B&L : Are we there yet??
Homer : noo
B&L : Are we there yet
Homer : NOOOOO
animalkingdom said on April 6, 2003 20:18:
D’oh is the most un-original I could think of, sorry LittleSpooky! :) When I read the title of the topic, I just kneeeeew it was gonna be there...Oddly enough, that is, however, the only one that came to my mind, after all...Despite the fact that I am a huuuge Simpsons fan! :D
irvye said on April 7, 2003 05:17:
Homer: Marge I ate those little soaps you bought for the bathroom
Homers Mind: No tell her the other secret.
Homer: Marge I never graduated from high school.
Marge: That still doesn’t explain why you ate the soap... wait... maybe it does.
MLA17 said on April 9, 2003 23:15:
Homer (looking under the couch): “Twenty dollars? Aww I wanted a peanut.”
Homer’s mind: “Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.”
Homer: “Explain how?”
Homer’s mind: Money is used to exchange goods and services.”
Homer: “Whoo-hoo!”
One of my favorite episodes, this one is also when Bart joins the Junior Campers. Gottta Love the Simpsons.
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Twilight-Ghost said on April 13, 2003 02:04:
Homer: “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me superman”.
Twilight-Ghost said on April 13, 2003 02:06:
Homer: “Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!”
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..... Homer has the best quotes... he is so funny!!!
tinytim said on April 23, 2003 16:53:
(From that episode when Homer founds his own ’church’, laying in the sofa, only wearing his underwear):
“Man, everyone’s stupid, less me.”
(From that episode, when Bart is in love with the new girl from the next door...he calls Moe with those stupid jokes, tells his adress, so he’ll catch Jimbo kissing the girl in his sofa. Moe leaves Barney alone with the beer machine, and then Barney apears sucking the beer outlets:)
“Ohh...I guess my heart stopped...(...) It’s beating again”
(From that episode when a terrible japanese cold virus (a prediction of 2003?) come to Springfield with those orange juice machines. Then, Mr. Burns appears with Smiters, openning a super-locked-anti-virus room:)
Mr. Burns: Smiters, this virus don’t scare me. I buily a totally locked room....any virus can get in or out...
(he pushes the button, and several metal, wood, air-lock doors open, and Homer is inside, eating a sandwich)
Mr. Burns: What the hell are you?
Homer’s mind: Don’t worry, tell a lie.
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns.
Homer’s mind: D’OH!
(From that episode when Barts gets disappointed with Homer ’coz he left him in the football field in the middle of storm, and the Bart gets an older brother. Homer wants to avenge and decides to adopt a brother, too. He’s in front of the adoption agent desk, and she asks, with papers in the hand:)
Adoption Agent: Why do you want to adopt a little brother:
Homer’s mind: Don’t say revenge, don’t say revenge
Homer: Huh...Revenge.
Homer’s mind: I’m done...it’s over! (Door slamming sound).
(When Homer crashes his car and the insurance agent comes to ask where he was before crashing his car. Later in that episode, he would become the Mr. Plow)
Insurance agent: This ’Moe’ place you was, what is it exactly?
Homer’s mind: Don’t tell you was in a bar.
Homer: It’s a pornography store. I was late night buying pornography.
In the next take, he appears over a child bike.
I got 9 tapes with 4-6 hours of Simpsons...that’s why I’m so sassy with that...hahaha...
Twilight-Ghost said on April 25, 2003 13:40:
Milhouse: “Remember the time he [Bart’s dog - SLH] ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? “
sweet_stalker57 said on April 26, 2003 00:12:
“You’re banned from this establishment!!! You, your children and your children’s children!!!!..... for 2 weeks.”
reminds me of a TDR admin threat. :p
Twilight-Ghost said on May 6, 2003 05:47:
Marge: Homer, there’s someone here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?!
Marge: No, it’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist
Marge: It’s not Batman.
Twilight-Ghost said on May 6, 2003 05:50:
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel. –Homer Simpson
Twilight-Ghost said on May 6, 2003 05:51:
“America’s health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don’t live in Paraguay!” –Homer Simpson
roxtexanet said on May 6, 2003 21:24:
Marge: Bart, go upstairs and apologise to your sister!
Bart: Aww, mom, my apologies always sound so forced.
Marge: DO IT!
sweet_stalker57 said on May 7, 2003 01:29:
“there were so many things I wanted to see and do and have done to me”
“aww who needs her? now I have more time to read things I find laying on the ground”
“this junk was hardly worth getting up for, maybe if I go back to sleep for a couple of days some really good mail will build up”
Twilight-Ghost said on May 31, 2003 13:14:
Homer talking to Elton John:
“Mr. John, I’m your biggest fan! I’ve tape recorded all your songs off the radio”
coyboyusa said on June 1, 2003 14:28:
marge to homer: maybe we shoudl join a club like the boy scouts or the 5H club
homer : 5H club?
marge: well you know they HAD to allow homosexuals :)
kiwijazza said on June 2, 2003 05:06:
Marge (to Homer): Kids can be so cruel.
Bart: We can? Thanks mom! (runs to Lisa’s room)
Lisa: Mom!
tinytim said on June 13, 2003 18:36:
(from that episode when Homer loses a lot of money betting it all in pumpkins shares (the agent, in his office, says: I told to sell them before Halloween’s Day!!) and he has to borrow money from some source - he goes to a bank for a loan)
Bank man: I’m sorry mr. Simpson, but we can’t loan you the money you need....(blablabla)...your files even register that you grabbed a dog by his legs and dragged him like a trolley...
Homer: That was in the 3rd grade!
Bank man: Everything is kept in the permanet records.
(after some resistance, the bank man seems to accept loan money to Homer, but he seems to don’t wish to restore it).
Bank man: Ok, Mr. Simpson, then we’ll go to your house and carry away all your posessions.
Homer: You’ll waste your time, ’cause I’ll retire my house’s number.
Bank Man: In this case we’ll look for the numberless house.
Homer: OK, then I’ll remove my neighbor’s number.
Bank Man: In this case, we’ll look for the house beside the numberless house one.
Homer: (...)
Homer: OK, you’ll have your money.
(From that episode when Marge drives a pickup and gets agressivier in the traffic...Homer causes an accident in the Zoo, when the Rhinos get mad and cause terror...the start to run after him, Bart and Lisa)
Homer: I know something that can stop them...(he stops and yells) JUMANJIIIIII!!!
(The Rhinos keep running)
Homer: (running again) Why the things that happen in the movies never work in the real life?
coyboyusa said on April 6, 2003 19:11:
marge: homer , with all this make up on I look like a cheap whore
homer: hmmmmm donuts