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Light hearted story!!!, come and write a story!!

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This is the story of a dog, a very very stubborn Blue Lacy dog... he allways thought he was godsent... and a haven’s chosen one, some people just believed he was nuts.
Well, he lived in this very big town... with very nice dogs and puppies and bitch*s ::)
He was ruling the town, almost no one can explain how exactly he did get the power to do that... but after all, he was just there.

Their town was surrounded by barbed wire, they loved it...
Until one day, a group of really bad, extremely disgusting Saluki dogs from other town commited a really hateful crime, a big atrocity that should be punished in the hardest of the ways, because killing innocent doggies is not a thing that should be forgiven. And that’s exactly what the Blue Lacy dog decided to do... to go and punish the responsibles.
He found out that the Saluki that was responsible
for the crime, was hiding in the town of the AfghanHounds-
He sent his army of Bulldogs to kill him, they destroyed some kennels but couldn’t find him in the end.
Meanwhile the dogs of everytown(Dogue de
Bordeaux,Hounds,Dachshunds,Vallhund,etc.)were showing condolences and sympathy and support to the relatives of the poor innocent victims of the Saluki’s crime in Blue Lacy’s town.

Time passed by, and no one knew what happened to the Saluki terrorist...

But the Blue Lacy dog had some secret plans... he knew that town’s economy was about to collapse... and he knew that Boghdog’s land soil was filled of yummie yummie bones, the thing that every dog wanted.

The plans were made long ago before the Saluki’s crime. But Blue Lacy needed a “trigger” to start his plan,he felt he could use Saluki’s crime as a reason to make people believe that his plan was a necesary thing for the safety of the town.
Blue Lacy acused Boghdog of having links with Saluki, lots of dogs in the town believed him, and some until today believe Boghdog was directly responsible for the attack!!, but the Union of the Breeds and even the town’s Intelligence Agency found no proof nor evidence to sniff links between Saluki and the Boghdog’s dictator.
So Blue Lacy found a new reason (bark*excuse*bark) to carry on with his plan, this “reason” was that Boghdog’s dictator, an assasin that once was ally of Blue Lacy’s town, a really evil dog *could* have a forbiden kind of
teethsharpeners that would make him able to take “unfair” adventages and damage other towns including Blue Lacy’s.
There’s never been a single solid proof of him having those kinds of teethsharpeners, Blue Lacy’s ministers even faked up some evidence but those were soon proved wrong.
So it was needed another reason to invade Boghdog then, it was “We have to free those dogs from the evil wraps of that dictator”, he kept saying that like if there weren’t other dictators on other towns, or like if Blue Lacy’s town had never helped dictators in the past.
The Union of the Breeds again was against the invasion, but Blue Lacy couldn’t care less and invaded.
He sent his Bulldogs and allied with the Yorkshire Terriers and the Dingos.
Once in Boghdog and surroundings they promised no killing of innocent puppies nor civil doggies. Soon they broke the promise, to the point of having 11 civilian doggies dead every each single ally death.
Dogs of the world went mad and angry towards Blue Lacy cold blood and soon the support gained by him, when the Saluki son of a bitch commited his crime, was lost.
The whole world of dogs is living under a great sadness, the biggest records ever of antiwar protests were reached, but that’s something that Blue Lacy won’t care and his followers will never understand.

How does this story end?. We don’t know but one thing: In a sad way.

Sorry for the english :P

If you need any info about the dogs, use google.com

Worth the look.

If you find any coincidence between this story and real life, it’s just a matter of your conscience.

what a wonderful guise for another war thread :) your quite clever ferdan cheers

coy, don’t say the W word please... bad bad bad :)

Please! Not again! :-( .

Carlos E., New York.

not again what roxrider??

The same kind of topic. The same kind of issue. The same kind unfortunate “meaning” behind those words.

Take care man! (Btw, i’m not saying that story is bad. It’s actually good. But the meaning. Why bring it up again ?

Carlos E., New York.

May God throw Blue Lacy Dog and his Allies + Boghdog Dictator to HELL ... *amin*

V

not a chance of me reading all that! :)

well I guess that as long as there is war, and as long as there’s ppl who opose to it, these subjects will pop up - even if they are archived... it’s like the demonstrations in Spain, most of them don’t have the permission to demonstrate, but they do anyway. Or it’s like when the Spanish actors stood up against the war, the goverment trashed them, but oh well, they go on demonstrating, speaking their thoughts... sth like that.

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