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things to remember when drunk
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sfchemist said on June 25, 2004 19:05:
ok so its 8pm now and i’ve been drinking steadily since 12pm and i’ve found i can remember two things
a) the way home and
2) the words to thelook
unfortunately i can’t remember how tio type
purplemedusa said on June 25, 2004 19:30:
Just hit the first glass of Red Wine... but all I need to remember is to leave the married men married!!
coyboyusa said on June 25, 2004 21:08:
and always the most important make sure any girl u hook up with doesnt have strange equipment between her legs unless u like that :)~
purplemedusa said on June 25, 2004 22:32:
coyboy -> that’s classic! LOL! reminds me of some Scary movie.. (but no need to worry about that - not inta gals)
LittleSpooky said on June 28, 2004 03:23:
Best one to remember:
Keep mouth shut. Unless you want it heard all around the room and through a loud speaker.
harriej said on June 30, 2004 20:51:
where you live
your name
where your house-keys are
or optional:
wear a t-shirt with the text:
If I am too drunk, deliver me on this address (write your address down).
zaine said on July 1, 2004 10:59:
Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you win all your bets. It doesn’t matter how much you bet ’cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.
Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money. You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you’re BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness. At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you’re still SMART you know all the words.
PureBrazilianRJ said on July 11, 2004 05:32:
The thing u should remember when drunk is never to drink and get drunk again ;)!
eyerun said on July 22, 2004 07:41:
*your cell phone with a phone book full of buddies to call for a sober cab (aka a good friend)
*that whatever you are doing...the thing that just doesn’t seem quite “right”, could come back to haunt you tomorrow or down the road
*that your bladder is the same size intoxicated as it is normally.....so plan in advance
Angl_Tht_Rox84 said on August 3, 2004 22:47:
And remember, seeing people acting stupid when drunk is funny, seeing people doing the following and getting busted by the cops is hilarious!
so is this conversation come to think of it...
harriej said on June 25, 2004 19:11:
everything ok?