Which is your favourite sexual position?
ImissmybabY said on March 30, 2004 22:37:
or favourite sexual thing to do or let your mate do it to you?
yeah baby!!!! shake your moneymaker!!!!
Markuz said on March 31, 2004 01:13:
OMG! When did I join the porn channel msg board?
*wonders* LOL hehehehehe....
Well, I guess the best thing is to experiment and try new things all the time. Routine is a real turn off for me.
Denstandigaresan said on March 31, 2004 15:11:
Oh for pitys sake. >:(
This REALLY is getting beyond a joke now. :rollseyes:
wulfen said on March 31, 2004 17:45:
Well it has to be a 69er, nothing better than pleasuring each other oraly
Echoes_of_a_Doubt said on April 5, 2004 14:51:
I don’t think I have got a favourite position, it always depends on the mood and when I have sex with my boyfriend, we always have at least 3 positions we do when we have sex, its always changing, no routine...
I am really big into jeans, blue demin, I love to undress him and have him half naked in his jeans, naked upper body, just play with him and tease him and after a while I would slowly unbotton his jeans and give him oral pleasure. ;-)
coyboyusa said on April 5, 2004 15:38:
my favourtie position is u in a sling with an aluminum baseball bat in you arse n a big lolly pop in your mouth while goats chew on your nipples
Echoes_of_a_Doubt said on April 7, 2004 08:03:
@ coyboy:
Tried that, didn’t really like it myself though...
;-)
xXx
infofarmer said on April 7, 2004 10:13:
Due to some features of my lifestyle I often have sex when I’m drunk or in the morning after a heavy party. This forces me into liking those positions, when I’m lying on my back and she’s giving me oral pleasure or riding my ####. Deeper inside though, I love to be more active and I am when I’m fully operational :-D
kwelis_girl said on May 11, 2004 20:57:
Wulfen eew! U say oral is better? That is so sick. I seriously can’t imagine doing that and I don’t want to. That’s sooooooooooooo disgusting. Serioulsy I’d rather die the most painful deaths infinity times than to do that. That’s just dirty!!!!!!!!
Small-talker said on May 12, 2004 12:25:
In all Kwelis Girl is only 17 - she’ll come around!
There’s nothing to be scared about - Willy’s won’t do you any harm (well, apart from HIV/AIDS!). Trust me, most men would do the same to you - if it was women who had that little (or, as in my case, big!) organ.
By the way, ImissmybabY - you sounded as if you were getting off on your own words on your original post!
Small-talker said on May 12, 2004 12:27:
Oh and... what’s wrong with Missionary? It might sound dull and boring to some - but, if it can be done right, it IS the best position!
Plus, it’s also fun doing it on top of a spin dryer! You practically have to do no work - she gets off on her own!
Ferdan said on May 12, 2004 22:43:
Actually HIV is very difficult to transmit through oral sex, almost impossible. (You have to have you mouth really hurt and bleeding to get it!)
kwelis_girl said on May 12, 2004 23:19:
Oral sex is nasty and the people who do it are seriously fucked up-it’s truth.
Ferdan said on May 13, 2004 00:04:
Time will make you change your mind, or maybe your husband leaving you will make you changer your mind haha
kwelis_girl said on May 13, 2004 00:16:
Um, I’m 17 and I wouldn’t do it for anything and I wouldn’t marry a guy that did it. Enough said. People that do it like I said are nasty fucked up freaks that seriously need help. That’s just dirty. I can’t imagine doing it and I don’t want to. Again like i said before.
Small-talker said on May 13, 2004 13:44:
OK OK... if you don’t want to do it - that’s fine. I don’t see what the big deal is about anyway. Personally, I find Oral Sex to be very overhyped - very little sexual relief (unless no-one’s ever done it right for me?!).
OK... and does anyone else find it totally unforgivable that more info on HIV and STD’s aren’t readily available?
I was obviously misinformed when someone told me that a girl could gert an STD simply by swallowing your sperm! And I still don’t know how exactly you can get HIV - is it simply by having unprotected sex, or has it got something to do with sperm entering your blood stream?
kwelis_girl said on May 13, 2004 18:39:
EEW! I still and will always think that people doing oral sex are dirty and are fucked up in the head. It’s nasty. Seriously our world is becoming really fucked up (excuse me for the language). What’s next, people having sex with animals? I’ve actually heard that there are nasty sites that u could go to with people actually doing that. That’s just fuckin nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think that people that do oral sex and any kind of dirty things like what I just said should all be killed. It would take away most of the freaks in this world and then it would be a better place. Oh one could only dream.
I thought it was in ur DNA. Like if people shared needles they could get AIDS, not just by having sex. And that’s disgusting to think of sperm in ur mouth.
purplemedusa said on May 13, 2004 18:49:
kwelis_girl @ Respect other’s views & preferences! (And try grow up at the same time!) Judging by your opinion you can’t be lesbian then... LOL
purplemedusa said on May 13, 2004 18:53:
Small-talker => hiv infected “sperm entering blood” would be correct...
ps... “oral sex overated” => if performed correctly it can equal (even better) the real thing. Infact there’s more controll involved when it comes to Oral Sex.
kwelis_girl said on May 13, 2004 20:19:
QUOTE>kwelis_girl @ Respect other’s views & preferences! (And try grow up at the same time!) Judging by your opinion you can’t be lesbian then... LOL
LittleSpooky said on May 14, 2004 04:19:
kwelis: Just because you have a boyfriend doesn’t mean anything. I worked with a guy who was married to a woman for about 15 years, had a good looking son and beautiful daughter. Guess what? HE’S GAY!!!! He finally admitted to himself and a few others that he was and that he couldn’t “continue living the lie” and when he outed himself to his family, at first there was EXTREME tension, but they’re slowly comin ’round and being supportive. Not easy being gay in Utah (or any other state / town that has a prominant religion: ie Boston / Catholocism).
Nothing wrong with oral sex... and for the rest of us... could you PLEASE consider spelling f*cked as such. I hear it every day at work. Don’t need to read it here too. Personally, I like oral sex and I don’t seem to be “f*cked in the head”.
“I think that people that do oral sex and any kind of dirty things like what I just said should all be killed. It would take away most of the freaks in this world and then it would be a better place. Oh one could only dream.” Do I sense a narrow-minded bigot? Know what?
I’M A FREAK AND PROUD OF IT!!! Word of suggestion: A mind is like a parachute, it’s only good when open. It’s folks like you who make the world a bad place to live, with narrow-minded views and attitudes. But hey... it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Even people like you...
And a quick to those on the AIDS / HIV:
Here’s a website that I just dug up that has TONS of information on it. Small Talker: You just need to look harder. I went to Yahoo! and typed in “AIDS Transmission” and came up with HUGE hits. Same for Google.
Click on: Infection, trasmission, and testing —> How you can and can’t be infected with AIDS / HIV.
If anyone is interested, pick up the book “And The Band Played On” by Randy Shilts. You can also pick up the movie by the same name if you do a Google / Yahoo! search. The movie came with a star studded cast:
Alan Alda, Matthew Modine, Anjelica Houston, Phil Collins (yes, the one and the same singer. He had a rather dramatic role in it I think) and many others.
*climbs down off of Public Service Announcement Box*
purplemedusa said on May 14, 2004 05:28:
“I’M A FREAK AND PROUD OF IT!!” - that make 2 of us! Good reply, babes!
Small-talker said on May 14, 2004 15:12:
i found your reply quite disgusting littlespooky!!
this guy had 2 kids and a wife! and he broke that family apart by telling them he was gay. obviously, he had problems dealing with so - and so obviously some gays came around and told him ’hey, be true to yourself’.
what is wrong with gay people? is it like, when they persuade a verging gay to join the pig... whoopsey, big chlann - they get a badge or something!
Absolutely no respect for free will at all!
Yes, he might have been gay... but, for 15 years, this man was all this woman known, and some puff comes along and tells him to pack it all in, start going off - having affairs with gay people! There’s 2 kids there that will never have the REAL dad that they once had!
Disgusting!
kwelis_girl said on May 14, 2004 18:24:
QUOTE>Just because you have a boyfriend doesn’t mean anything. I worked with a guy who was married to a woman for about 15 years, had a good looking son and beautiful daughter. Guess what? HE’S GAY!!!!A mind is like a parachute, it’s only good when open. It’s folks like you who make the world a bad place to live, with narrow-minded views and attitudes. But hey... it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Even people like you... could you PLEASE consider spelling f*cked as such. I hear it every day at work. Don’t need to read it here too.
kwelis_girl said on May 14, 2004 22:17:
Why u laughin about this? I mean I can see you know it’s a stupid argument but I’m trying to defend myself. I’m not narrow-minded when I don’t like something. It’s that simple.
LittleSpooky said on May 15, 2004 05:04:
Small-talker: Did I, at ANY TIME, suggest that a gay man told my co-worker he was gay??? NO!!! He’d had doubts about that for a LONG TIME before he got married. He married this woman, thinking that this would somehow SOLVE the conflict that was in his life concerning his sexuality. It didn’t. He was mostly miserable because HE felt that he was doing something wrong. Thanks for jumping to conclusions. Get enough exercise? As for the kids not having their “real” father, that’s a laugh. Unless you went through it... you’ll never know what the kids are thinking. Wanna know who MY real dad was?? My grandfather! Know why? Because my dad was a sonofabitch who ran from the responsibility of being a father to his 2 kids and “hid” behind the United States Air Force! However, that’s in the past and my father and I are working on building a relationship and it’s going rather well. I only pointed you out because of your comment about the apparent lack of information about HIV and AIDS. Your statement was incorrect. You just have to look and know how to use a search engine. Using quotes (” “) around a word or phrase helps narrow things down quite a bit to the topic(s) that you are looking up. Wanna be a jerk about what I posted? Fine by me... like I said before... it takes ALL kinds to make the world go round.
Kwelis: One more time, because you REALLY missed the boat “I think that people that do oral sex and any kind of dirty things like what I just said should all be killed. It would take away most of the freaks in this world and then it would be a better place. Oh one could only dream.” Lie to me and tell me that you didn’t type those EXACT WORDS in a previous post?? Please lie to me some more!!!! So YES, YOU DO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ME! Hence, I stand by my opinion that you are narrow-minded. Should I suggest that YOU be killed for YOUR opinion??
HEY EVERYONE!!!! I think Kwelis should be killed because she doesn’t like oral sex!!
Please consider what it is you are writing before you write it.
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TheRain1981 said on May 15, 2004 05:27:
Woah. This is getting crazy, but I think LittleSpooky is right. The comment about people who have oral sex should be killed was a bit extreme - and I think it annoyed a few people, including me.
ally77 said on May 15, 2004 07:23:
** totally agrees with the other two **
still laughing though! ;)
kwelis_girl said on May 15, 2004 14:41:
Well I’m not telling u guys to stop it, am I? NO! I’m not saying that at all. I just spoke my opinion so don’t be dissing me when I say that, even when it seems extreme to you.
Yes I did say that. Why would I lie about that? It’s true what I said and that’s what I believe. Again cuz it’s dirty. I’m not narrow-minded though. I’m always open to new things, I have to be. But when it comes to something like that then eew.
Buy why u letting someone like me annoy u? Seriously if you let someone on the internet lower ur self-esteem that’s pretty sad. You gotta agree with me on that am I right?
Small-talker said on May 15, 2004 15:23:
Well, my situation might have been wrong in this instance, but it does happen. No one can disagree with that!
Denstandigaresan said on May 15, 2004 22:36:
When a bloke buries his face in your bush, you might change your mind. ;)
Although, I can’t give oral, I have an over active gag reflex. :(
kwelis_girl said on May 16, 2004 01:17:
Um...hell NO! So stop sayin that I will change my mind cuz i will NEVER do something like that.
ally77 said on May 16, 2004 07:18:
**laughs at Manda** - are u sure it was not you on the Vodka last night! with that comment ^^^ :)
Denstandigaresan said on May 16, 2004 14:14:
kwelis_girl: Touchy there ain’t ya girl? I have NEVER EVER EVER said it before. :rollseyes:
So if a geezer went to go down on you, you’ll kill them?? Yeah... *In slurry Yankie accent* WHATEVERRRRR.
You keep saying you’re 17. Don’t go writing yourself off already. When you’re in your 20s, 30s whatever, your whole outlook on ’sex, oral or otherwise’ will probably drastically change.
When I was 17, I thought kissing was vile, swapping spit, I don’t think so thank you. But I grew up. And at almost 27, my whole outlook is different.
You’re gonna get teased on here... you’ve given the catalyst. But saying you’d kill someone for it shows the child in you. NO where on here have I seen the adult part.
And you wonder why people have questioned it?
Hmmmm.
You’ll have to realise one day, oral happens, and will continue to happen, whether you like it or not. To some it’s better than penetrative sex. ;)
But what people do behind closed doors is of no concern of yours is it?? No-one is asking you to go chew on a sausage, or let someone nibble your bean.
We all have our own opinions, good, bad or indifferent.
Small-talker said on May 16, 2004 15:33:
I wanna be naked, running through the streets
I wanna invite this so called chaos that you think I dare not be
I wanna be weightless, flying through the air
I wanna drop all these limitations, pass the shoes upon my feet, and be gone...
kwelis_girl said on May 16, 2004 15:33:
QUOTE>But saying you’d kill someone for it shows the child in you. NO where on here have I seen the adult part.
ally77 said on May 16, 2004 17:23:
Quote: kwelis_girl 5/16/2004 16:33
>
@ Den: Manda, you got kids? :)
She says you don’t have to stop? - Manda... are you like that!!! ;)
@ kwelis_girl: Your worried about how you where raised.. well going off the foul language missy you where not raised very well... :(
Denstandigaresan said on May 16, 2004 18:05:
I don’t have kids, but I prefer oral, and you can’t get pregnant that way. ;)
kwelis_girl said on May 16, 2004 20:11:
QUOTE>Your worried about how you where raised.. well going off the foul language missy you where not raised very well...
ally77 said on May 16, 2004 20:29:
Fair point there....
I was raised the northern way. And my father had a northern name!!!
Denstandigaresan said on May 16, 2004 20:54:
*Laughs uncontrollably*
{The sound of violins fill the room}
Funny how it’s gone from sex to someones life story. Droll, very droll.
Anywho, I shall continue to pop my head in here from time to time.
I’ve never laughed so much in all my life.
purplemedusa said on May 16, 2004 21:10:
Evil thoughts... the day kwelis_girl decides to go down on a boy he’ll turn out to be uncircumsized & in need of some hot water...
... all the experience in the world can’t prepare you for that 1!!
Denstandigaresan said on May 16, 2004 21:41:
EWWWWWWW... if there was anywhere lower than the gutter, Purple has just discovered it. ;)
Rancid. VERY rancid.
purplemedusa said on May 16, 2004 21:51:
I can think of worse... but I prefer keepin my supper down!
kwelis_girl said on May 17, 2004 00:48:
You guys are seriously pathetic. Just because I’m younger you “bully” me. Know I know what happened to that citygirl. You people need to grow up when ur telling me that I should when I’m just a kid. Y’all should really be ashamed. Ur idiots. Bye.
LittleSpooky said on May 17, 2004 05:13:
Purp: I love you... but you’re a sick puppy.
Kwelis: Good-bye, good riddance, we don’t need children like you telling us that the “freaks” need to be killed. You’re in a minority on that one.
Sweet-talker: Poem or otherwise?
Zaine: *holds out hand for your identification* NC-17 (No Children Under 17) or in some people’s case: No narrow-minded nitwits.
zaine said on May 17, 2004 08:11:
@Littlespooky, Im 16 though I think that’s legal tender over here...?
@kwelis_girl, I’m younger than you but I don’t seem to be getting ’bullied’...
Denstandigaresan said on May 17, 2004 08:37:
Funny how kwelis_girl mentions city_girl... one disappears, the other appears. *Brain overload*, Funny how the _girl appears there huh. Or is it a fan of city_girl? *Saaaad*
Yes, calling people freaks and talking about killing, they expect to be welcomed with open arms? Na, ain’t gonna happen.
purplemedusa said on May 17, 2004 11:41:
@ zaine; ’@kwelis_girl, I’m younger than you but I don’t seem to be getting ’bullied’... ’
Prolly coz your not out on killin freaks!
@ dsr; ’Yes, calling people freaks and talking about killing, they expect to be welcomed with open arms? Na, ain’t gonna happen.’
Very true, love!
@ kwelis_girl; who said you were being bullied? we were just playin with our food!
Denstandigaresan said on May 17, 2004 12:50:
*Pushes Zaine up against wall* FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
*Then apologises and gives group hug*
Denstandigaresan said on May 17, 2004 12:56:
Aye, she ain’t all sweetness and light. She was egging on the voices in my head, to drill a hole in my skull on R2R... she’s EVIIIILLLLLL.
My ’Voice’ likes her though. Odd thing it is.
But then, does that make me a freak?? :o
I can live with that. ;)
Anywho... anyone up for a bit of oral? Long time since I had Jaw ache. ;)
purplemedusa said on May 17, 2004 13:07:
@ Zaine... you make me proud =. learning fast to become as evil as the rest of us! Keep up the good work!
*Grabs DSR’s hand and starts looking for boys that’s up for some deep-throating*
zaine said on May 17, 2004 15:15:
lol yeah Ally, like I’m scared of you... more scared of your zimmer frame, I bet that could do some damage if put to good use... :P
@purplemedusa, I’ve been brought up well me ;) lol
Ferdan said on March 31, 2004 00:50:
Favourite? that would go against my principle of ’never routine’