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"The Book"???? *Pukes*
19 replies
Markuz said on January 20, 2004 07:20:
*Evil Mode On* OMG! Jehova witnesses?? Knocking on my door AGAIN??? *heats some more oil* mwahahahahaha...
Anyways, I just found this cover version of The Look by a Christian band called Apologetix... You can find it on KrapZaa. Its called The Book and it sucks big time.
The lyrics go like this:
God has a plan,and he’s always had it.
He’s revealed it to man very,very simple.
If you wanna find out,check out the Book.
Heaven is found,in between the covers.
Take a look around,is there
any other Book that’s like the Bible?
Check out the Book.
Check out the Book. Check out the Book.
How can the world just say the bible isn’t true?
They never think to read the Book the whole way through.
But we say na,na,na,na,na. Check out the book!
Existentialist people’ve never read it,
but there’s just one way,
So they reach a dead end,
should have got the map out,
Check out the Book.
Make your arguements,but i recommend,
before you take your stance,make sure that you read it.
Study for the test,man. Check out the book.
Try to understand,you can go to heaven,
it’s a sure fire plan,
guaranteed forever.
What are you afraid of? Check out the Book.
All I have to say is... They’re going to burn in hell for recording such a bad version!!! LOL (Kidding... not really!!)
Fight the real enema!!! *Tears up a pic of the nurse*
*Evil Mode Off* Nah, I can’t fool you... >;)
kachina008 said on January 20, 2004 07:50:
ARGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO say it isn’t true. Not “The Look”!?!?!?! :((
bleu_argente said on January 21, 2004 05:33:
*Homer voice on* Help me Jebus! Jeeebussss!!
*Homer voice off* Would LOVE to see the video clip for this one.
[Edit] I keep reading those lyrics and trying to fit them to the beat of The Look, arghh its getting into my head!
powerpoplarry said on January 21, 2004 05:42:
WOW, that’s horrible!! And at first, I thought you were referring to a supposedly pretty good new band I read about called “The Book” or “The Books”!!
harriej said on January 25, 2004 12:41:
AAAAH!!
I hate COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T COVER, BE ORIGINAL!
pietROxette said on January 25, 2004 16:45:
Calm down, it’s just a joke! I’ve read on their website that they are a parody band.
pietROxette said on January 25, 2004 17:03:
I’ve just heard the song. Eeeeek the arrangements are so crappy, it sounds awful!
naturalborn-roxer said on January 25, 2004 21:40:
i think this is really funny just like weird al. how can you not enjoy this.
don’t you people have any humor
roxtexanet said on January 25, 2004 22:12:
This is hilarious!! What a bizarre concept... turning pop songs into Christian-friendly rants... my grandma would approve... (-:
roxtexanet said on January 25, 2004 22:21:
Just thought of some others...
“Dressed to be Blessed”
“The Big L(ord)”
“Do You Wanna Go The Whole Way (to Heaven)?”
“Lies (Make Baby Jesus Cry)” - yes, a Simpson’s rip-off, I know...
“Repenter”
“A Thing About Pews”
....okay, I killed it...
antz said on January 26, 2004 21:11:
@roxtexanet: :D
Here are some songs you wouldnt have to change the title:
Church of your heart
Salvation
Knockin’ on every door (see Markuz original post)
Oh and another one:
Bringing me down to my knees (to pray)
.. ok So I killed it even more now!
roxtexanet said on January 29, 2004 08:07:
@Antz: (-: I was trying to think of creative ways to corrupt those ones (although I never thought of “Bringing Me Down To My Knees”! How is that possible?! It’s perfect!) and bombed out... but yeah, between us - we killed it.
(-;
carbon_boy said on January 20, 2004 07:31:
OMG!!! That’s whore-riffic!!!!! How could this be allowed?!
I dunno if I should laugh or cry?! LOL! I have a loss for words now...
Ok, found some: they’re called Apologetix you say? Well, they should better apologise to Rox and us for such blasphemy!!! ;o)
Jeez
Cheers