Hillarious C!B!B! review
Markuz said on November 26, 2003 10:32:
A customer wrote @ Amazon.com:
“I know very, very little about Roxette... which I initally thought was the female vocalist’s name (a mistake everyone makes, probably). The impression I get from Roxette’s music is that this pair is similar to a thousand couples-bands throughout the world. The last one I saw live was a young husband/wife team performing in a resort lobby during happy hour; the one before that in a Ramada Inn dining room, during supper. They were backed by a synthesizer providing drumbeat and various instruments, while the vocalists both played guitars and/or keyboards, creating the effect of a band with several musicians. They sang lovely songs and rock songs, anything the customers wanted to hear – some old stuff, and some original stuff. Both of the couple-groups I heard sounded almost the same. Much of their stuff was, in the final analysis, background music.
Roxette, though, broke away from that, and in a HUGE way. They are that Ramada Inn couple in many ways, but they found the key to vaulting upward to a much higher order of magnitude, and their music is original, striking and fantastic...”
Ok so first they were new ABBA wannabies, then the swedish eurythmics, and now the Ramada Inn couple?? Now that’s new!!
LittleSpooky said on November 26, 2003 19:06:
O_O
I’d give em like the couple band called “The Look” (and no, they are NOT named after that “prancing purple pansy”) out at the Red Garter Casino / Hotel in Wendover, Nevada. They’re goond and I love listenin to em while I’m “vacationing” out there.
MiracleMan said on November 27, 2003 00:09:
LOL!!! That’s just a priceless review! Wow! I’m not sure comparing them to a hotel lounge act is really that flattering or an inducement for purchasing the CD. Would anyone find that helpful? Crimony, that’s just sooooooo not right! Nice find, though.
I may have to do a review of C!B!B! to counter that one. Man.
coyboyusa said on November 27, 2003 01:13:
there was alink posted to this some months ago obviously our moderators are asleep and its not a official review just some guy wiht a website
MiracleMan said on November 27, 2003 02:44:
Someone repeating a thread topic? Now that would be an unusual occurance.
squigger said on November 27, 2003 02:52:
I was going to write that at least a reviewer (an infamously imbecilic breed) liked it for a change, but then it struck me - I have a very strong idea that this is someone taking the piss...
Markuz said on November 27, 2003 04:27:
@coyboy: of course it’s not an official review. And NO, it’s not “a guy with a website”. That was someone else. It’s just a regular amazon customer with a hearing impairment.
Jud (moderator) said on November 26, 2003 10:33:
LOL!!! so that was the band that I saw live in that hotel by the beach.. after the BBQ party! ;)