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Roxette - the crazy game

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Hey ho!

I’m so sorry to start this topic but i’m borred because i have to wait fr one hour untill i’ll get the key back.But thats not really important.
And perhapes this topic will be on the new DVD, who knows?

Lets write a totally strange story about roxette, i will write the first sentence and you will go on. Do you get it?

Plese copy the parts everytime to your sentence!

RoXoR

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
...

go on

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!
Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!
Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??
Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!
Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??
Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.
I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous!

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

**OMG, lmfao**

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

yes. yes we do.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

yes. yes we do.

Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

yes. yes we do.

Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.

But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to work on our new album...

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

yes. yes we do.

Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.

But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”

“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

yes. yes we do.

Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.

But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.

But then again, the problems knock on their door..... they saw another spaceship controlled by Stephan Malmsted, who is shouting “GIVE ME BACK MY JENNY!!!!!!!!!!” while he fires his torpedos......

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up
in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the
moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per
asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking
hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the
morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my
Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a
very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I
guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You
would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk
and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that
knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous!
I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be
better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when
suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye.
That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly
came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute
smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda!
by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle.
Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar
right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing
spending my time when Marie begins to
scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey!
Of course everyone thought she was singing
mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the
right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on
the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head
to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per
on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over
Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!
Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay
the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it,
Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?”
Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and
the whole gang went outside to watch the earth
celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the
next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and
she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the
floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the
time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to
leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we
have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look
like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more
bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a
suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking
shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the
curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they
got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look
who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in
the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the
moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while
wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a
wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”
“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people
demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

yes. yes we do.

Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was
released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room
Service in 2001.

But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to
work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album
with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.

But then again, the problems knock on their
door..... they saw another spaceship controlled by
Stephan Malmsted, who is shouting “GIVE ME
BACK MY JENNY!!!!!!!!!!” while he fires his
torpedos......

While Per stars to playing, Sleeping with Jenny i will
undress her....., and so on, Marie Dimberg sees the little joyride monkey on the shoulders of Malmsted and begins to laugh loud out into the microphone. The spaceship of Malmsted exploded by the resonance of Marie Dimbergs laughter.
Marie Dimberg is starring at the ground while Marie F explains her, that this is the reason why they fired her. Once on this bright June afternoon 2005 in that little indian restaurant in London....

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up
in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the
moon, its the year 2015.

They decided to go down for breakfast and Per
asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking
hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!

Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the
morning??

Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my
Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a
very good way to start the day.

I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I
guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.

If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You
would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk
and toast and honey, please.

Here you go, watch where you are swinging that
knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous!
I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be
better of on your own for a while - at least i will.

Per starts his way to the mens room when
suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye.
That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly
came to him.

Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute
smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda!
by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle.
Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.

“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar
right?”

“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing
spending my time when Marie begins to
scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey!
Of course everyone thought she was singing
mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the
right songtext, honey!!!!

Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on
the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head
to toe.

Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per
on the cheek....

But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over
Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!
Bang!

“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay
the price!”

“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it,
Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?”
Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...

Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and
the whole gang went outside to watch the earth
celibrating newyearsday.

Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the
next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and
she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the
floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the
time? Seems it’s already morning. . .

Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!

Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to
leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we
have to leave!!!!

Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look
like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more
bodeaux!

Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a
suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking
shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the
curtain waits the sky!

Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they
got their next problem. . .

The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look
who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in
the controls.

Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the
moonlight.

“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while
wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.

But who’s in the controls now?

Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a
wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”
“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people
demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”

Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...

yes. yes we do.

Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was
released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room
Service in 2001.

But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to
work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album
with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.

But then again, the problems knock on their
door..... they saw another spaceship controlled by
Stephan Malmsted, who is shouting “GIVE ME
BACK MY JENNY!!!!!!!!!!” while he fires his
torpedos......

While Per stars to playing, Sleeping with Jenny i will
undress her....., and so on, Marie Dimberg sees the little joyride monkey on the shoulders of Malmsted and begins to laugh loud out into the microphone. The spaceship of Malmsted exploded by the resonance of Marie Dimbergs laughter.
Marie Dimberg is starring at the ground while Marie F explains her, that this is the reason why they fired her. Once on this bright June afternoon 2005 in that little indian restaurant in London there were some Harleys and Indians near the restaurant, making it a cool place.

Marie F asks Per: What’s She (Jenny) Like?
Per looks astonished and answers:

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!
Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??
Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.
I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.
If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.
Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.
Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.
Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.
“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”
“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!
Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.
Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....
But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!
“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”
“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...
Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.
Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .
Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!
Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!
Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!
Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!
Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .
The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.
Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.
“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.
But who’s in the controls now?
Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”
“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”
Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...
yes. yes we do.
Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.
But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.
But then again, the problems knock on their door..... they saw another spaceship controlled by Stephan Malmsted, who is shouting “GIVE ME BACK MY JENNY!!!!!!!!!!” while he fires his torpedos......
While Per stars to playing, Sleeping with Jenny i will
undress her....., and so on, Marie Dimberg sees the little joyride monkey on the shoulders of Malmsted and begins to laugh loud out into the microphone. The spaceship of Malmsted exploded by the resonance of Marie Dimbergs laughter.
Marie Dimberg is starring at the ground while Marie F explains her, that this is the reason why they fired her. Once on this bright June afternoon 2005 in that little indian restaurant in London there were some Harleys and Indians near the restaurant, making it a cool place.
Marie F asks Per: What’s She (Jenny) Like?
Per looks astonished and answers:
You know, dear MarieF, it’s like some kind of Mazarin filled with vodka, like those you have for breakfast with your meatballs... and those big jars you have in the mornings... and in the afternoons, oh and also when you drink at night until you fall to the ground...”
“WHAT???!!!!” replied MarieF “Are you saying that I’m alcoholic? Oh my god, this is the end of our journey together. I’m going home.”
“But swettie....” starts Per “I was only..... Suddenly a strange voice sounded in Per’s head: ” You have to kill her, you have to kill her....”

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!
Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??
Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.
I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.
If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.
Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.
Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.
Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.
“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”
“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!
Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.
Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....
But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!
“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”
“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...
Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.
Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .
Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!
Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!
Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!
Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!
Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .
The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.
Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.
“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.
But who’s in the controls now?
Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”
“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”
Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...
yes. yes we do.
Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.
But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.
But then again, the problems knock on their door..... they saw another spaceship controlled by Stephan Malmsted, who is shouting “GIVE ME BACK MY JENNY!!!!!!!!!!” while he fires his torpedos......
While Per stars to playing, Sleeping with Jenny i will
undress her....., and so on, Marie Dimberg sees the little joyride monkey on the shoulders of Malmsted and begins to laugh loud out into the microphone. The spaceship of Malmsted exploded by the resonance of Marie Dimbergs laughter.
Marie Dimberg is starring at the ground while Marie F explains her, that this is the reason why they fired her. Once on this bright June afternoon 2005 in that little indian restaurant in London there were some Harleys and Indians near the restaurant, making it a cool place.
Marie F asks Per: What’s She (Jenny) Like?
Per looks astonished and answers:
You know, dear MarieF, it’s like some kind of Mazarin filled with vodka, like those you have for breakfast with your meatballs... and those big jars you have in the mornings... and in the afternoons, oh and also when you drink at night until you fall to the ground...”
“WHAT???!!!!” replied MarieF “Are you saying that I’m alcoholic? Oh my god, this is the end of our journey together. I’m going home.”
“But swettie....” starts Per “I was only..... Suddenly a strange voice sounded in Per’s head: ” You have to kill her, you have to kill her....”
So he whipped out a copy of HAND and threw it into his CD player...

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!
Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??
Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.
I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.
If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.
Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.
Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.
Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.
“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”
“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!
Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.
Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....
But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!
“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”
“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...
Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.
Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .
Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!
Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!
Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!
Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!
Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .
The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.
Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.
“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.
But who’s in the controls now?
Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”
“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”
Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...
yes. yes we do.
Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.
But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.
But then again, the problems knock on their door..... they saw another spaceship controlled by Stephan Malmsted, who is shouting “GIVE ME BACK MY JENNY!!!!!!!!!!” while he fires his torpedos......
While Per stars to playing, Sleeping with Jenny i will
undress her....., and so on, Marie Dimberg sees the little joyride monkey on the shoulders of Malmsted and begins to laugh loud out into the microphone. The spaceship of Malmsted exploded by the resonance of Marie Dimbergs laughter.
Marie Dimberg is starring at the ground while Marie F explains her, that this is the reason why they fired her. Once on this bright June afternoon 2005 in that little indian restaurant in London there were some Harleys and Indians near the restaurant, making it a cool place.
Marie F asks Per: What’s She (Jenny) Like?
Per looks astonished and answers:
You know, dear MarieF, it’s like some kind of Mazarin filled with vodka, like those you have for breakfast with your meatballs... and those big jars you have in the mornings... and in the afternoons, oh and also when you drink at night until you fall to the ground...”
“WHAT???!!!!” replied MarieF “Are you saying that I’m alcoholic? Oh my god, this is the end of our journey together. I’m going home.”
“But swettie....” starts Per “I was only..... Suddenly a strange voice sounded in Per’s head: ” You have to kill her, you have to kill her....”
So he whipped out a copy of HAND and threw it into his CD player...
and started farting to the beat of Crush on you
- Im gonna fart*fart*, gonna fart*fart* on you.
MarieF was pleased.

On a saturday in the rain marie and per wakes up in a hotel in new stockholm, the first city on the moon, its the year 2015.
They decided to go down for breakfast and Per asks for extra strong coffee as he has a stinking hangover, Marie orders some meatballs!
Per says to Marie: How can you eat that in the morning??
Oh Per, you know me better than that.... I love my Swedish meatballs, served with lots of cranberry, a very good way to start the day.
I should have drunk a little bit less yesterday, I guess. Let’s start with some Mazarins.
If you’d had anymore to drink, Marie said, You would have been sleeping in my car. Pass the milk and toast and honey, please.
Here you go, watch where you are swinging that knife you know you can be a little bit dangerous! I’ll go to the mens room, Per contiues, you’d be better of on your own for a while - at least i will.
Per starts his way to the mens room when suddenly something apper in the corner of his eye. That girl he wanted in a Cole Porter-song sudenly came to him.
Hej! can I but you a drink? asks Per with that cute smile. Yeah sure you can my name is Manda! by the way.... and you are? I’m Per, Per Gessle. Pleased to meet you Per said Manda.
“Per Gessle? That does ring a bell, former popstar right?”
“Yes, you are right!”, and he beings to sing Spending my time when Marie begins to scream: “my bed is so lonley without you honey! Of course everyone thought she was singing mastrubating without you honey!
Per looks around, shouting to Marie: This isn’t the right songtext, honey!!!!
Manda, I must tell you you’re the very first girl on the moon I meet - says Per looking her from head to toe.
Awwww that is so sweet and jumps up to kiss Per on the cheek....
But she forgot the low gravity and jumped over Per and fell right in Maries meatballs! Crash!Boom!Bang!
“You fool!” screams Marie “now you’re going to pay the price!”
“I’m sorry Marie!” - Manda says.
“Don’t worry!” - Per to rescue. “T-T-T-Take it, Marie. Here’s the money for another meatballs”
“Now, Manda, are you gonna go the whole way?” Per says.
But she doesn’t get the message...
Suddenly Marie noticed fireworks in the sky and the whole gang went outside to watch the earth celibrating newyearsday.
Per and Marie spent the night celebrating. On the next morning Marie woke up, looking around, and she found Per with an empty wine bottle on the floor. She was confused and asked: What’s the time? Seems it’s already morning. . .
Per woke up singing: hello you fool, I love you!
Marie was shocked! Per, she said, we have to leave! Our families! You, know, that’s a little bit dangerous!!! We are dressed for success, but we have to leave!!!!
Oj oj oj, Per whsiperd, now you know what I look like - I’m feeling like a fool! Give me more bodeaux!
Per, Marie said softly, the centre of the heart is a suburb to the brain, so come on now! Stop talking shit! I’m pissed up about it! Look, behind the curtain waits the sky!
Per recoverd and they both left the moon. But they got their next problem. . .
The ship is on its way back on Earth, but look who’s in the controls, it’s almost unreal... Per is in the controls.
Marie opens her eyes like a zombie in the moonlight.
“It won’t take a long long time” says Per while wrapping his arms around her naked shoulders.
But who’s in the controls now?
Why, its none other than Marie Dimberg.
“I remember you two” she said, giving them a wide, toothy grin. “off on a break are we?”
“Right” said Per, “we escaped an ocean of people demanding another new record.” We’ve recorded a retro-album. Back to the year 2000”
Oh and you expect it to do well do you, Dimberg says...
yes. yes we do.
Don’t forget that in 2000 no Roxette-album was released. HAND was released in 1999 and Room Service in 2001.
But once Per has toured with GT again, we hope to work on our new album...
We wait for the Perfect Day to share a new album with our fans about our World, our Love, our Life.
But then again, the problems knock on their door..... they saw another spaceship controlled by Stephan Malmsted, who is shouting “GIVE ME BACK MY JENNY!!!!!!!!!!” while he fires his torpedos......
While Per stars to playing, Sleeping with Jenny i will
undress her....., and so on, Marie Dimberg sees the little joyride monkey on the shoulders of Malmsted and begins to laugh loud out into the microphone. The spaceship of Malmsted exploded by the resonance of Marie Dimbergs laughter.
Marie Dimberg is starring at the ground while Marie F explains her, that this is the reason why they fired her. Once on this bright June afternoon 2005 in that little indian restaurant in London there were some Harleys and Indians near the restaurant, making it a cool place.
Marie F asks Per: What’s She (Jenny) Like?
Per looks astonished and answers:
You know, dear MarieF, it’s like some kind of Mazarin filled with vodka, like those you have for breakfast with your meatballs... and those big jars you have in the mornings... and in the afternoons, oh and also when you drink at night until you fall to the ground...”
“WHAT???!!!!” replied MarieF “Are you saying that I’m alcoholic? Oh my god, this is the end of our journey together. I’m going home.”
“But swettie....” starts Per “I was only..... Suddenly a strange voice sounded in Per’s head: ” You have to kill her, you have to kill her....”
So he whipped out a copy of HAND and threw it into his CD player...
and started farting to the beat of Crush on you
- Im gonna fart*fart*, gonna fart*fart* on you.
MarieF was pleased.
She was dancing to the farting beat while Per still in a strange mood, sees a orange starship with yellow wings pass by. The name o the ship was galaxy queen. He sees ravin wavin Hands behind the window it was the ABBA crew, when Marie saw them she says what a wonderul world.

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