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Stormkeeper said on June 17, 2003 21:13:
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.
What’s the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton’s toes.
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker.
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
:D
derek said on June 17, 2003 22:33:
hey storm how can you tell if a woman has no panties.dandruff on her shoes .yea i know *bad*
Stormkeeper said on June 18, 2003 10:52:
how do you keep a blonde in suspense?
I’ll tell you tomorrow
coyboyusa said on June 18, 2003 21:22:
why was there lipstick on the steering wheel
a blonde was trying to blow the horn
Stormkeeper said on June 17, 2003 21:37:
Shame on you Storm... ;)