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Twilight-Ghost said on January 20, 2003 15:07:
That’s too much information Brian.
Anyway, three times a day??? How do you find the time?
Stormkeeper said on January 20, 2003 16:15:
OMG... OMG... I bet this topic will be deleted by tomorrow...!
Twilight-Ghost: Lol!
to answer Brian´s question: let´s say... too often :) :)
wendy said on January 20, 2003 16:35:
HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Can’t hold it from laughing anymore,c’mon,guys,why do you wanna tell that to everyone :DD
roxlad said on January 20, 2003 19:38:
I couldn’t make my mind up if this was a joke or something but anyway, it’s natural... even if it is a bit personal.
Well my answer is... well a doctor has just said to me... give it a rest every now and then!!!!
LittleSpooky said on January 20, 2003 19:39:
I think that was more than we needed to know. Keep in mind, there ARE people under 18 that post on this site. If “mommy or daddy” saw this post, we’d be in for a world of hurt. Too many folks too uptight about stuff like this (although, personally, I don’t care one way or the other. If I want, I’ll read it.)
Keep this in mind for future reference, my friends. I don’t wanna lose TDR because of a post that offends someone to the point of shutting down the site.
Stormkeeper said on January 20, 2003 21:25:
Calm down Spooky. I have seen T-shirts “Masturbation is not a crime!” :)
Jud (moderator) said on January 20, 2003 23:51:
sure it is not a crime :P
I think it is sth natural and somehow necessary for a person to get to know his/her body, but when I read the question i couldn’t help laughing, normally people don’t talk this subject just like that LOL
Lars-Erik_Olson (moderator) said on January 21, 2003 00:22:
Rather than delete the thread, we’ve changed the topic name...
Brian, you could have brought this subject up within the “Queer” thread... if you were only interested in replies from others who are gay.
While masturbation is not a taboo topic... there are other sites where it’s more appropriate... suggest you go to www.jackinworld.com if you’re looking to find out if you fall within the “normal” range for this activity... or are interested to learn about other techniques.
coyboyusa said on January 21, 2003 00:37:
lol lars are you trying to say that only gays chronicallly masturbate?
Anarem said on January 21, 2003 02:19:
LOL
If masturbation were a crime, we’d all be in prison. Even those who have no hands. :-)
LittleSpooky said on January 21, 2003 02:50:
People seem to forget the “power of stupid people in large groups”. If you would go back and read my post from start to finish, I made it clear that I have no problem with this. What I DO have a problem with is losing one of THE BEST sites for Roxette on the net because SOMEONE somewhere got offended!!!
As Lars said, this could have come up under the Queer topic. For those that are slow to learn: I have no problems with this topic at all. It could have been worded better.
If you want some names of people who would petition to have this site shut down: Rev. Jerry Falwell and his “posse”, Gayle Ruzicka of the Eagle Forum in Utah. Look them up on the internet. Eventually, they find stuff to campaign against, and I don’t want to have to fight them.
coyboyusa: Where in his post did Lars indicate that in his opinion, only gays chronically masturbate?
I’m starting to wonder about the Intelligence Quotent of some of the pople here. You people keep missing the point.
vaxjoe said on January 21, 2003 12:10:
i disagree...self satisfaction is so natural for everyone...do u know that even babies do it? this kind of subject shouldnt be a reason to upset anyone or furthmore a cause to lose this site...
the only thing that “bothered” me was the way it was put..”how often do u j/o?”
thats something that teens ask...
it could have been like “whats your opinion on masturbation and if u do it or not”
i mean we all do it dont we? even girls do it they just dont admit it and i cant understand why...
i think such cases as “doing it is a sin” or “u may go blind” belong to dark ages...actually doctors say that its good for u for your “psycological health” mostly...
vaxjoe said on January 21, 2003 16:30:
20 Types You Meet in the Men’s Room
1) Excitable – Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable – Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed – Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid – Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. 5) Indifferent – All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever – No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried – Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8) Frivolous – Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded – Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish – Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky – Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient – Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate – Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough – Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient – Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat – Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little – Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk – Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled – Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited – Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.
roxlad said on January 21, 2003 21:44:
...even my Teddy Bear does it, I caught him!!!
:-)
But I agree on the fact that it’s not the topic itself it’s the way of saying things...
But I’m sure Brian didn’t mean to offend anybody :-)
coyboyusa said on January 21, 2003 22:34:
i find it amazing how whenever a descently comical comment or posting comes up on this site suddelny we’re all ” stupid” and have ” low iq’s” you know whats gonna bring this site down ...when all or few newbies run from the hills when one of you grumpy uptight people call them stupid or dumb or retarded...many newbies don[’t even come past the opening news page thanks to this...
THAT IS WHAT WILL CLOSE THIS SITE
sweet_stalker57 said on January 22, 2003 00:18:
I thought not giving your 10 dollars will close this site!!! ;p
thanks for the laugh vax! :)
LittleSpooky said on January 22, 2003 02:33:
Vax: Doesn’t that go under the “virgin” topic *lol*
coyboy: Move your lazy ass to Utah and see how warmly you’re treated here. I bet you dollars to pesos you’ll “go back home” when you realise that not everyone is open-minded about these things. I know what I speak of. I’ve lived here 20 out of 28 years.
coyboyusa said on January 22, 2003 16:03:
utah is in the bible belt they are as bad as muslims in their backward thinking there....the whole religious right is overrated....
the best comment i ever heard was before there was government there was the church...the whole peoblem is everyone is too busy worrying about everyone else and not much about themselves...utah has a high illiteracy rate and hs drop out rate...i wonder what god thinks about that
LittleSpooky said on January 23, 2003 03:21:
Good thing I’m not Muslim there, coyboy... I’d take exception to your comment. Muslim’s are NOT backwards in their thinking, they just believe differently and there’s nothing wrong with that. As for my fellow Utahns, *shrugs* Same sentiment applies. They are entitled to their beliefs.
Holy sh*t. I never thought I’d be on the defensive for the Mormon Church and Utahns in general... SOMEONE CALL 911!!!!!!!!
zeeshan said on January 23, 2003 05:38:
@coyboyusa: YOu continue to disappoint me. NOt that I care of but as a Muslim let me tell you something very simple and short.. u know a JACK about us :)
@Spooky: That is why I call you a godess!
@others: Yeah well.. I don’t get the time to do it anymore!!!!!!! Now u can imagine how busy my life is ;) Plus.. for the person who is doing it 2-3 times a day.. Do you even wana WALK when you are old??? 2-3 TIMES A DAY!?? sheesshhh!!!! :)
jerk on.. err.. sorry ROX ON!!
Zee
vaxjoe said on January 23, 2003 07:35:
:( ok i need to say something and i dont want to be misunderstood...
i think our main problem and the reason thats causing -i’ll put it in a nice way- “disagreements” is that sometimes we (i put myself in as well) tend to be dogmatic, we wrongly assume that our opinion is the one and only truth..
well its not always ...i found out the hard way...
i believe in freedom of speech...if brian wanted to set the topic as “how many times we j/o” its his free right...i may disagree -not cause im old fashioned but cause i dont think nothing good will come up if we just say how many times we do- but i support everyones right for freedom of thought and speech!
ok if i say that i do it 1 to 3 times a day and the most was 6times what s the point? ok i satisfied some ppl’s curiosity but other than that nothing :P
oh and b4 i shut up (not forever ;D ) i need to ask u a favour...Guys pleeeeeeeaaaase dont start with that
christians vs muslims
we re here cause he have something IN COMMON , Roxette , we arent here to solve our cultural , religious and other disagreements...
P E A C E O N E A R T H
LOVE U ALL- LOVE IS ALL :o)
Lars-Erik_Olson (moderator) said on January 26, 2003 18:16:
Keep things civil here... we are NOT interested in providing a forum for people to “flame” each other (either as individuals or in a more general way). TDR provided an off-topic forum, at the request of many of our readers. We ask – no, we insist – that you do NOT post messages that are inflammatory.
Brian said on April 28, 2003 12:35:
So tell me Guys, what is the strangest place you ever jerked off?
kachina008 said on April 28, 2003 18:15:
Where is the respect that all of us as human beings deserve??
sheesh :P
LittleSpooky said on April 28, 2003 19:50:
And it moved to the top of the forum page again!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!
*skips merrily down the road laughing*
TrustNo1 said on April 29, 2003 19:29:
I just read this and it cracked me up...most of it.
It’s been a bad day at work..thanks! I needed a good laugh! =)
Brian said on May 7, 2003 07:37:
Clerk:
Thanks for asking... I would not discuss it here really... maybe we could talk somewhere else??
To all the other ones here that might ask themselves if I am insane or so... I just like to tease and get peoples attention sometimes... lol ;-)
I hope no one gets offended by it?
zeeshan said on May 7, 2003 07:48:
No Brian no ain’t offending anyone but if u get better then go talk to Coy.. he knows how to do that :D
z
Brian said on May 7, 2003 07:51:
zeeshan: lol :-)
Clerk:
If I post my new email address here, would you email me? I would delete it it again though, once you said you got it... what do you think?
TinyBubbles said on May 7, 2003 13:16:
Ha Ha, oh gee..
Off-Topic: I read the following on a vegan faq site. Cracked me up..
“Q: Is oral sex vegan?
A: Oral sex is vegan even though it may involve putting flesh in your mouth, as it shouldn’t really involve any cruelty or exploitation, and said flesh is taken out again eventually and returned to its rightful owner. If you decide to swallow any bodily liquids, well, once again, no one else has suffered to provide them, so it’s up to you... I doubt if anyone has done very much research on the health aspects of this, though.
Oh and by the way, many condoms have casein added. Two that are vegan are “Excalibur” and “Vis-a-vis” from Sagami.”
Brian said on January 20, 2003 09:46:
Hi Guys, I am a huge Roxer and Gay. I jerk off like twice or theetimes a day. How often do you guys do it? And how??