Misheard Lyrics
Ferdan said on December 6, 2002 10:05:
from the nonsense lyrics section
“Roxette’s, “The Centre Of The Heart”
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
What am I gonna do when I get a little excited, a little in pain?
Tell me what am I gonna say when I find the centre of my heart
is a suburb to the brain?
Why They’re Nonsensical:
First off, you wouldn’t sing that line if you didn’t already know that the centre of your heart was a suburb to the brain, and thus you would know what you said when you found out. Second of all, what the frick is that supposed to mean anyway? I think Per Gessle is on drugs (can I say that?) or something.
Submitted by: Jonas Dygd”
animalkingdom said on December 5, 2002 18:34:
Jefferson:
I remember when we both threw up
–>I remember when we both grew up
And there are lots more, for instance Breathe. Sometimes they pronounce the words quite oddly.
zeeshan said on December 5, 2002 21:35:
Roxette’s, “It Must Have Been Love”
Misheard Lyrics:
You must have been drunk but you are sober now
Correct Lyrics:
It must have been love but it’s over now
that is stupid! NOBODY is stupid enuff to mishear simple lyrics like those!
Santi said on December 5, 2002 23:47:
“Dressed for safe sex” LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD (Perfect for a condom’s ad :P)
steven said on December 5, 2002 23:57:
I remember the first time I heard “So Far Away” and heard a line right at the end of the song...
#oh come unto me now#
You don’t wanna know what I mistakingly thought this line was...
Santi said on December 6, 2002 00:02:
What about the “Bed’s too big without you honey”/”Masturbate without you honey” discussion in Spending my time :DDDD???
Anyone figured it out?
LittleSpooky said on December 6, 2002 03:22:
*sneaks up behind steven and leans over to whisper in his ear*
I thought it was inside ;o)
*Spooks away*
Ferdan said on December 6, 2002 09:07:
“What about the “Bed’s too big without you honey”/”Masturbate without you honey” discussion in Spending my time :DDDD???
Anyone figured it out?”
What has to be figured out?
It’s what Marie says at the ending of the song... it was an old discussion.
Twilight-Ghost said on December 6, 2002 16:35:
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“that is stupid! NOBODY is stupid enuff to mishear simple lyrics like those!”
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@zeeshan:
I don’t think the misheard IMHBL song is really a misheard lyric but more of a joke. I do believe that some misheard lyric posted in amiright.com are meant to be a joke while (of course) some are real.
zeeshan said on December 6, 2002 19:01:
@Twilight-Ghost: Oh! thanks for clearifying it.. I thought they were serioous abt this :)
Cheers!
Zee
Twilight-Ghost said on December 8, 2002 16:45:
@zeeshan:
No worries =)
@everyone:
Did some of you contributed to the amiright.com site??? The last time I’ve been to that site there was about 4 or 5 misheard songs.
Now when I went there again there are lots!!!
Twilight-Ghost said on December 5, 2002 17:57:
Since all Roxette albums have lyrics booklet in them. I was just wondering how many of you guys and gals misheard a Roxette song the first time you’ve heard it (before you actually get to read the lyrics), and which songs (and words) were they?
The reason I’m asking this is because I’ve come across a funny site while doing my nightly routine of net-surfing.
The page contains a series of “incorrect/misheard lyrics” and its corresponding “correct lyrics”
I thought the misheard lyrics of DFS and IMHBL (drunk/sober one) was funny. Although I have to point out that some lyrics that is suppose to be correct turned out to be “still” incorrect.
In the page you will find the following:
—–START-QUOTE—–
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ve gotta get dressed for some sex
Correct Lyrics:
You’ve gotta get dressed for success
——END-QUOTE——
But even the correct lyrics is wrong, isn’t it suppose to be “I’m gonna get dressed for success” ???
Anyway, the following is the link, check if for yourself. I found some misheard lyrics really funny.
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/roxette.shtml
T.G =)