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*THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?*
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vaxjoe said on April 21, 2002 18:04:
when was it? mine was the summer of 2000. it was 1of august so i was out at this bar i used to work for celebrating with all my friends and staff..so suddenly i see the boy of my dreams smiling at me!!!! we were both very drunk so after a while we started talking and i dont know how or why but i said to him: ” i am madly in love with you” so what he did next was threw me on a ladder climbed on me and started kissing me...of course everybody was staring, it was a str8 bar and noone knew i was gay back then...the next day i felt so bad it took me like 20 days to go back again...now i just remember the incident and think it was funny ;)
vaxjoe said on April 21, 2002 18:31:
hahaha good one..now u reminded me of last summer me and my swedish friend who was here we used to sing loudly those stupid latin carnival songs and laughing hysterically!!! u know “chopi!chopa!chapachapachapachapacha!! hehehehe” and then: “bailabailabailabaila baila me!!! hehehe” and then “mamboleiroooooooo mamboleiraaaaa nininininininiiiiii hehehe” i mean we looked like reaaaally stupid singing and laughing
sweet_stalker57 said on April 21, 2002 20:27:
the sweet stalker has no shame!!!! :)
but I do speak with out thinking sometimes... I was at a Thai massage parlor and the lady says: You want massage? and I say: yeah but you got any good looking girls?
fabian said on April 22, 2002 13:25:
It was about noon and i was going back to my dorm. The rain was running down like hell and soon the city the road to the dorm was flooded. The dorm was new and many faculty teachers, lectures, Dr. and professors were there to somehow see what the place was like. I took off my shoe to brace the water and i didn’t realize that there were staring at me. I try to remain cool but i fell into a drain instead. Twice!!
Soon, I just walked away like nothing happened (with my clothes all wet)!
vaxjoe said on April 22, 2002 15:56:
@fabian:aaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaa twice in a drain!!!!!!! i would love to see that! thats so funny! i burst into laughs when i see ppl falling roflmao...keep on being funny :P
fabian said on April 23, 2002 04:04:
Yeah, it was that bad.
Soon i heard somebody saying “who is that stupid student?”
Crash! Boom! Bang!
roxchurch said on April 24, 2002 13:31:
maybe not THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT ,but close to this....
i and my school-fellows played football near to the steep lake-bank. One of the players powerfully kicked the ball and she go straight to the water. I was near to that place and try to catch the ball- she go fast ,but i was “faster then the shot from the gun”.The ball was already near to the water but i “try a litlle bit harder” and stop the ball on the edge.
But i cann’t stop myself!!!!:-))
Crash !!Boom!!Bang!!!
The coast was high and everyone run to see whats happend with me .. Exactly in that moment the ball fall down on my head and slap ....
2 months eveyone talk about that and said that i’m the fastest man on earth:-~))))))))
vaxjoe said on April 24, 2002 15:49:
@roxchurch:and maybe the fastest man fallen in the water by accident :P
roxchurch said on April 25, 2002 07:31:
Just for the record!!!
mmm...maybe i must contact with owners of book for the records...:-))
vaxjoe said on April 25, 2002 19:20:
ok i think most of u rox fans are too shy to share it with us!! :P
i wanna thank though the ones who already did!
Gary i’d love to hear your story!
Pietro YOURS TOO :P
ulrikalanner said on April 25, 2002 22:26:
I got another one... I was at a training camp for Red Cross in Sweden. On the last evening we had a big party with more than 150 people. Me and a frien got a bit too drunk (things always seems to happen when I´m drunk) and felt that we wanted to share our beautiful voices with everyone! Well, we find a great record, the Gyllene Tider EP, put it in the CD-recorder and choosed Juni, Juli, Augusti. Then we grabbed a megaphone, entered the terrace which was a bit above everyone, and started to sing (scream) in front of all that people! Everything went fine until my friend poured out his glass of wine into the megaphone...
One of the leaders of the trainingcamp lost his temper and pulled the megaphone away from us. Jesus, everyone was laughing at us...not to speak of the teasing we had to deal with the day after! And still people reminds us of it, though it´s five years ago..
rezmad said on April 26, 2002 03:40:
Well it wasn’t all that long ago.... and LOTS of people seen it.
Around the middle of last year I was walking down the steps of the Supreme Court in Melbourne, a news crews were filming an interview.
Me with a bundle of papers in my hands, slips on the steps (it had been raining), lost all the papers twisted my ankle, swore rather loudly, before picking myself up and walking away.
Next morning when I got to work I was the number one target, it seems my little accident had happened at the key part of the filming and my fall had made the news on 4 different TV stations.
By lunch that day I had about 3 copies of it on tape sitting on my desk from various people, wishing to rub it in.
I still cop flack about it everytime we go out to drink.
vaxjoe said on May 6, 2002 10:45:
i have a new one! last week my friend Thilde came from sweden to stay here for the summer so the first night out we got SOOOOOOO drunk!!! then we had this brilliant (!) idea to ask the dj to play our song (which happens to be THE LOOK). after we stole two strolls from the bar which we used as mics we went dancing and singing loudly saying things like “come on marie! go go per etc”
at the end of the song we stood in the middle waiting for an applause but....the people were just staring at us speechless! what a bummer ,ppl today cant appreciate two real entertainers *roflmao*
of course after that embarrassment we left :P
ROXIEBABY16 said on May 11, 2002 18:06:
man where to start???? i have SOOOOOOO many!!! i went bald once.. but i think everyone knows that one...... hmmmmm...... well i ran into a door recently and hurt my foot... i had to potty really badly and ran into it..... i slipped on my butt and had a wet spot on my butt all day at school but those are everyday things to me..... hmmmm let me think a bit on this one.... lol.....
ROXIE
fabian said on May 13, 2002 06:40:
“Wet spot on your but”?
If that happens to me, I changed school!!!!
purplemedusa said on December 13, 2004 16:30:
Hehe... had a good laff with this topic... it deserves to back on top!!
ncurran said on December 13, 2004 16:56:
PM, where did you dig this one from...its over 2 years old....anyway i suppose this whole thread should be in offtopic, but i’ll answer anyway....
Ive had a lot of embarrassing moments, but one stands out in particular. It goes back to New Years Day, 1998....i was working part-time in a bar at the time in my last year of Uni. I was working during the day on the 31st in Dundee and we all had to dress up in kilts for the new year, and after work i went straight through to my sisters in Edinburgh at night time(without a change of clothes)....anyway i got totally drunk of course and had a great night. I had to get the bus back to Dundee on New years day, because i was working in the pub again at night, but i had a really stinking hangover, and i probably stunk and looked like a prat still walking about in my kilt the next day. I already puked up in the street on my way walking to the bus station. Anyway, I got on the bus, but it was totally full as there were only 1 or 2 buses running because it was a holiday, so i had to sit right at the front in the seat right behind the driver, and someone sat next to me as there werent any free seats. I was still feeling really sick, and i spent the 2 hour journey doing nothing but trying to stop myself from being sick, as there was nothing to be sick into.....no bags or anything. I managed ok...its amazing the power of the mind in such situations. Anyway, i did very well and after nearly 2 hours i could see the Law Hill (in Dundee) in the distance, and i was so happy that the journey was nearly over. Unfortunately i must have let my concentration lapse, as the relief rapidly turned to embarrassment when a fountain of vomit came out my mouth, down my top, down my kilt, on to the floor, and to make matters worse it started dripping down from the floor in front of my seat down to where the driver was sitting. I dont think he noticed thankfully, but i was getting very strange looks from the bloke sitting next to me. The remaining few minutes were some of the longest minutes of my life. I was completely mortifed and couldnt wait to get off the bus. As soon as we arrived at the bus station i made a run for it off the bus.
The moral of the story....dont travel with a hangover (i’ve had a few bad experiences with this, but that was the most embarrassing)
on_a_mission said on December 13, 2004 18:23:
thats a classic Neil, thats oh so bad. Weil done ya bam! oam
ncurran said on December 14, 2004 13:56:
PM, OAM....believe me, i have many more embarrassing stories, but 95% happened when i was drunk.
MiracleMan said on December 15, 2004 00:51:
God, that was funny!
I’ve probably have had more than my fair share of moments, but once I was at a friend’s watching movies and playing cards until 2 or three in the a.m. As I was gathering up my stuff to go home, I leaned over the endtable to see if those were my sunglasses sitting there and I lost my balance and slowly fell on top of the endtable. Crushing it. My friend just about wet himself laughing, on his hands and knees at the end of his short hallway, saying “Who does that?” (He’s since fixed the endtable and I’ve started wearing contacts.)
Oh, and just recently I leaned over in a co-worker’s cubicle (see friend above) to pick up something and farted. Didn’t expect to. Didn’t think I had to. It just happened. Oh, well. . .
And while I’ve introduced a bit of flatulence, another friend of mine was lying face down on the floor with someone astraddle her (again—see the same friend above), pushing on her back to adjust it and she unexpectedly let one rip.
Ahhh. . . the key to comedy: Repetition. And flatulence. And repetitious flatulence? Comedy gold.
MiracleMan said on December 15, 2004 00:54:
And one time I was on a holiday with friends and I laughed so hard I had to throw up. On the way to the bathroom I broke my toe on the door jamb. I was laughing, moaning, and puking in alternate fits.
coyboyusa said on December 15, 2004 23:37:
lol thats easy grabbing the ass of a guy that i had a huge crush on at a dorm dance at college while he was standing next to his girlfriend lol
ulrikalanner said on April 21, 2002 18:20:
That one was a bit hard to beat...haha
Guess my hole life has been embarrassing..can´t rember anything special, except from Monday this week. Me and a friend of mine was in Stockholm to join the releaseparty for the Ramones tribute album. Of course we got very drunk and on our way home we was screaming roxette-songs all over in the subway an the streets... I´m pretty happy noone beat us up!