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I played with my...today!
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Superbullie said on July 13, 2005 09:10:
Just to let you know....
;-)
steven said on July 13, 2005 10:13:
I’ve a feeling this thread will now evolve into the script for the next “Carry On...” film.
Rich-UK said on July 13, 2005 10:41:
I lost my... so I’ll have to get another one. It’s just as well they’re currently half price at Asda, that’s all I can say.
purplemedusa said on July 13, 2005 12:47:
U mean u can buy it these days... damn what have i been doing all these years then?
Rich-UK said on July 13, 2005 13:29:
@ purplemedusa – you don’t mean you’ve been trying to drain every last whimper of life out of an old...?? No, trust me, sometimes it’s much better just to cut your losses and invest in a nice new one.
pwbbounce (moderator) said on July 13, 2005 14:32:
Like ncurran, I’ll play with mine daily, sometimes twice....
Oldag75 said on July 13, 2005 22:48:
My doctor was examining mine during my last physical, ostensibly feeling for lumps. I asked, “Is any of this recreational for you? Why don’t you use your tongue?”
A woman at my office said today – it’s midsummer and hot/humid as hell here – that it’s a good thing that when you hug a man strongly, “he doesn’t pee on you like a frog.
“But,” she added, “it’s too bad they don’t eat mosquitos.”
purplemedusa said on July 15, 2005 08:06:
Headaches used as an excuse not to play with it ain’t a valid one, for sure!!
LittleSpooky said on July 17, 2005 05:18:
It’s been known to “cure” headaches due to the rush of endorphines and opening of the blood vessles to allow blood to travel freely throughout the WHOLE body
pwbbounce (moderator) said on September 17, 2006 09:27:
Ally, your last comment Ally obviously killed the thread!! lol :-)
RJ1976 said on September 17, 2006 09:58:
Me to :S Even though i havent got a clue what we’re talking about ... :-O I have.. ehhhh... 2 !
whateveriam said on September 17, 2006 10:35:
Do you use anything else to play with it? Apart from your hand?
pwbbounce (moderator) said on September 17, 2006 10:37:
lol - What do you mean? Hoovers? That could be painful!!!! lolololol
whateveriam said on September 17, 2006 10:46:
Hoovers- would these be used to lengthen, or cause someone the most amount of pain?
whateveriam said on September 17, 2006 10:51:
Thats it, waggle the finger Ally, he’ll enjoy it more!
pwbbounce (moderator) said on September 17, 2006 10:56:
Why? I’m thinking about my iPod really...... (Or am i!!) lol
whateveriam said on September 17, 2006 10:58:
Well, you might need some Barry White to help you along!
pwbbounce (moderator) said on September 17, 2006 11:00:
That would be the BIGGEST turn off in the world !!! YUCK!!
*imagining big fat whale man*
MiracleMan said on September 17, 2006 19:44:
*Chuckling*
Beats the hell out of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
Then again. . .
A little candlelight, a little astroglide, and the sultry, pelvis throbbing rhythms of the MTC. Oooooooooooh yeah! That’s the ticket riiiiiiiiiight there.
just_like_that said on September 18, 2006 10:36:
I couldn’t sleep last night as I’d been playing with it soooooo much!!!!
LaMan said on July 13, 2005 09:13:
you bad bad boy! :)