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Thanks to splatttttttt over at Piranha for this one:

Talk about a huge breast!
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
It’s Cool Whip time!
If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
Don’t play with your meat.
Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
How long do I beat it before it’s ready?
You have to get your hand all the way up inside.
I enjoy a good stuffing.
Just reach in and grab the giblets.
There’s plenty to go round everyone
I fancy a bit more of that
And he forces his way into the end zone!
She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.